My how far we've fallen...
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Mongolian Barbeque
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written Sunday, August 28 2005 11:01
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I understand your difficulties with English—White knows we native speakers have enough trouble with it! I assure you, Thralni, that none of this is directed at you personally. It's just Cult policy, I'm afraid. I don't make the rules, I just do as I'm told. ...No, wait a minute. Reverse that. Posts: 907 | Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, August 28 2005 13:53
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You do as you're told and make the rules. We didn't spend all that money on spleen and eyebrow implants for nothing! The White Shock Troopers, on the other hand, got the special implants. You know. With included needle/ferrets and everything. —Alorael, who wished he had a needle/ferret implant until he realized that there's only one way out and any self-respecting needle/ferret will take it with all due alacrity. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Sunday, August 28 2005 15:24
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quote:I'm afraid we can't answer that question without taking you deeper into the rabbithole. Or needle/ferret hole, as the case may be. -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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By Committee
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written Sunday, August 28 2005 15:55
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And needle/ferrets make their own holes wherst holes weren't before - fairly nasty business, it be. You've been warned. If you'd like, we could definitely set you up with a subscription to White Factotumhood. Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Master
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written Monday, August 29 2005 05:52
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quote:I don't want to know what that is. it sounds horrible. So how many does this subscription cost? -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Monday, August 29 2005 06:57
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Can a value really be placed on the priveledge of eternal servitude to the future memory of his Whiteness? I think not. However, we would settle for a half-stake in your immortal soul, and/or all the tea in China. Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, August 29 2005 10:03
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Don't forget the 4.99 per month, with a special deal of $50 for the year. But only for a limited time! Sign up and sign over today! —Alorael, who has a few spare souls lying around, not to mention bodies. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Monday, August 29 2005 10:26
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quote:and sanities. Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, August 29 2005 13:16
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No. -------------------- My Myspace, with some of my audial and visual art The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Monday, August 29 2005 16:01
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ALL YOUR SANITIES ARE BELONG TO THE FLUFFY TURTLES!!! -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 03:47
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Alorael is the trainer of the Fluffy Turtles. If he wishes to have access to the sanity, he will be obeyed. :nods: -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 03:49
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Having gobbled so much sanity, may it not be the case that they are the ones controlling Alorael? Do not underestimate their fluffiness or their ruthless cunning. EDIT: These aren't the droids you're looking for. [ Tuesday, August 30, 2005 08:19: Message edited by: Drew ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 04:12
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quote:Does that mean I'm doomed for ever to be a psycho whatever thingy? (that is, if i wasn't one before I came here and gave the turtles my sanity, all be it after three not so succesful times i tried to deposit it, but was left with the irritating habbit of boiling fish in my laundry....) Just forget that last thing i said. [ Tuesday, August 30, 2005 04:12: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ] -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 06:20
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Alorael. I do not control the fluffy turtles. I never controlled the fluffy turtles. If you believe that it is possible to control the fluffy turtles, you are in for a rude awakening one day when sanity-toting turtles come knockin' on the door (you know, the one where we leave our sanities) with a bone or two to pick with you. —Alorael, who believes Thralni succeeded all too well in his endeavor because he is no longer comprehensible. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 07:02
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quote:I was about to say: where did all these n00bs come from? Question answered, sir. I'll return to my post now, if it pleases you. -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 08:26
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quote:I just caught this, and though it likely wasn't deliberate, it's nevertheless both highly amusing and clever. Applicable in our instance, of course, but perhaps also among the majority of fly-over country fundamentalist evangelicals? "Onward Christian soldiers..." Perhaps another term for a suicide bomber as well. The unconscious mind of Icshi knows no limit. ;) [ Tuesday, August 30, 2005 08:28: Message edited by: Drew ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 09:34
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*slams head on desk* Ugh. Could also mean photo-fodder. (electronic photograph) -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 12:03
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I expect Icshi was just being literally accurate, as usual, for no-one knows the canon of our order better than he. If he says it needs fodder, it needs fodder. Whether Icshi is highly placed in our enormous hierarchy, or just happens to live in a place where the implants get good reception, I can't tell. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Mongolian Barbeque
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 12:08
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I sit in the epicentre of the Universe. Of course I get good reception. And having White Within speak to me on a regular basis means that every little error or typo I make is actually His Sublte Divinity Manifesting Itself. Posts: 907 | Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 12:39
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Next you'll be writing our Bible, I 'spect. —Alorael, who is quite sure that the canon requires fodder. A great deal of fodder, in fact. You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs, and you can't open passages to dimensions beyond the comprehension of man without breaking a few thoracic cavities and extracting the contents. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 17:09
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Alorael's office sits safely inside Spiderweb's door and over the bridge. We couldn't let people that still have their sanities that far. It would make Arctic mad at the lack of invisible newbies, therefore causing him to concentrate more effort on breeding his fluffy turtles. -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Mongolian Barbeque
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 20:49
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quote:Have you forgotten about the Third Book of Mystic White (aka The Revenge of the Son of Mystic White), a book printed under various titles by a publisher under various names? And that's just one volume in the series of White Cult Scripture. A series of constantly shifting apocrypha, and being obsessive revised, even when temporally stable. Posts: 907 | Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, August 30 2005 22:25
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quote:All is not Dead which can Eternal lie, And with strange aeons even Death may die... -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, August 31 2005 05:00
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Ka-ching! Ba-boom! You have just won the third annual slogan contest! -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, August 31 2005 11:47
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I was not aware I was submitting an entry. :P But now you mention it, it *does* fit. -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |