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AuthorTopic: My how far we've fallen...
Icshi
Mongolian Barbeque
Member # 1528
 written Sunday, August 28 2005 11:01 Profile #50
I understand your difficulties with English—White knows we native speakers have enough trouble with it!

I assure you, Thralni, that none of this is directed at you personally. It's just Cult policy, I'm afraid.

I don't make the rules, I just do as I'm told.

...No, wait a minute. Reverse that.
Posts: 907 | Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Sunday, August 28 2005 13:53 Profile Homepage #51
You do as you're told and make the rules. We didn't spend all that money on spleen and eyebrow implants for nothing!

The White Shock Troopers, on the other hand, got the special implants. You know. With included needle/ferrets and everything.

—Alorael, who wished he had a needle/ferret implant until he realized that there's only one way out and any self-respecting needle/ferret will take it with all due alacrity.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, August 28 2005 15:24 Profile Homepage #52
quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

I'm not getting what the problem is. What did i say or do that I have to choose all of a sudden?

EDIT: So all of a sudden I don't have to choose anymore? Okay. i admit it. this RWG forum really doesn't make any sense to me (Please! keep it that way!)
I'm afraid we can't answer that question without taking you deeper into the rabbithole. Or needle/ferret hole, as the case may be.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Drew
By Committee
Member # 4233
 written Sunday, August 28 2005 15:55 Profile #53
And needle/ferrets make their own holes wherst holes weren't before - fairly nasty business, it be. You've been warned.

If you'd like, we could definitely set you up with a subscription to White Factotumhood.
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Thralni
Master
Member # 5977
 written Monday, August 29 2005 05:52 Profile Homepage #54
quote:
Originally written by Drew:

If you'd like, we could definitely set you up with a subscription to White Factotumhood.
I don't want to know what that is. it sounds horrible.

So how many does this subscription cost?

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Play and rate my scenarios:

Where the rivers meet
View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape.

Give us your drek!
Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Drew
By Committee
Member # 4233
 written Monday, August 29 2005 06:57 Profile #55
Can a value really be placed on the priveledge of eternal servitude to the future memory of his Whiteness? I think not. However, we would settle for a half-stake in your immortal soul, and/or all the tea in China.
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Monday, August 29 2005 10:03 Profile Homepage #56
Don't forget the 4.99 per month, with a special deal of $50 for the year. But only for a limited time! Sign up and sign over today!

—Alorael, who has a few spare souls lying around, not to mention bodies.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
M.
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
 written Monday, August 29 2005 10:26 Profile #57
quote:
Originally written by Random punctuation:

—Alorael, who has a few spare souls lying around, not to mention bodies.
and sanities.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
The Almighty Doer of Stuff
Shaper
Member # 73
 written Monday, August 29 2005 13:16 Profile #58
No.

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My Myspace, with some of my audial and visual art
The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community
The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database
Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database
BoE Webring - Self explanatory
Polaris - Free porn here
Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too)
They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance
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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Archmage Alex
Skip to My Lou
Member # 40
 written Monday, August 29 2005 16:01 Profile Homepage #59
ALL YOUR SANITIES ARE BELONG TO THE FLUFFY TURTLES!!!

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Take the Personality Test!
Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure.
Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 03:47 Profile Homepage #60
Alorael is the trainer of the Fluffy Turtles. If he wishes to have access to the sanity, he will be obeyed. :nods:

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Drew
By Committee
Member # 4233
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 03:49 Profile #61
Having gobbled so much sanity, may it not be the case that they are the ones controlling Alorael? Do not underestimate their fluffiness or their ruthless cunning.

EDIT: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

[ Tuesday, August 30, 2005 08:19: Message edited by: Drew ]
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Thralni
Master
Member # 5977
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 04:12 Profile Homepage #62
quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

ALL YOUR SANITIES ARE BELONG TO THE FLUFFY TURTLES!!!
Does that mean I'm doomed for ever to be a psycho whatever thingy?

(that is, if i wasn't one before I came here and gave the turtles my sanity, all be it after three not so succesful times i tried to deposit it, but was left with the irritating habbit of boiling fish in my laundry....)

Just forget that last thing i said.

[ Tuesday, August 30, 2005 04:12: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ]

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Where the rivers meet
View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape.

Give us your drek!
Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 06:20 Profile Homepage #63
Alorael.

I do not control the fluffy turtles. I never controlled the fluffy turtles. If you believe that it is possible to control the fluffy turtles, you are in for a rude awakening one day when sanity-toting turtles come knockin' on the door (you know, the one where we leave our sanities) with a bone or two to pick with you.

—Alorael, who believes Thralni succeeded all too well in his endeavor because he is no longer comprehensible.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Desert Pl@h
Lifecrafter
Member # 1768
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 07:02 Profile #64
quote:
Originally written by Icshi:

quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

Who let these people into RWG?
That's one of the downsides of a cult. The bar has to be very low to let in the mindless-type people who are the body of the White Shock Troops. Canon fodder that has to be tolerated until can be properly be disposed of in the name of advancing the cult.

Unpleasant but necessary. Just grit your teeth.
I was about to say: where did all these n00bs come from?

Question answered, sir. I'll return to my post now, if it pleases you.

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Drew
By Committee
Member # 4233
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 08:26 Profile #65
quote:
Originally written by Icshi:

Canon fodder
I just caught this, and though it likely wasn't deliberate, it's nevertheless both highly amusing and clever. Applicable in our instance, of course, but perhaps also among the majority of fly-over country fundamentalist evangelicals? "Onward Christian soldiers..." Perhaps another term for a suicide bomber as well. The unconscious mind of Icshi knows no limit. ;)

[ Tuesday, August 30, 2005 08:28: Message edited by: Drew ]
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Desert Pl@h
Lifecrafter
Member # 1768
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 09:34 Profile #66
*slams head on desk*

Ugh. Could also mean photo-fodder. (electronic photograph)

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Student of Trinity
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 12:03 Profile #67
I expect Icshi was just being literally accurate, as usual, for no-one knows the canon of our order better than he. If he says it needs fodder, it needs fodder.

Whether Icshi is highly placed in our enormous hierarchy, or just happens to live in a place where the implants get good reception, I can't tell.

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We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty.
Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
Icshi
Mongolian Barbeque
Member # 1528
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 12:08 Profile #68
I sit in the epicentre of the Universe. Of course I get good reception.

And having White Within speak to me on a regular basis means that every little error or typo I make is actually His Sublte Divinity Manifesting Itself.
Posts: 907 | Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 12:39 Profile Homepage #69
Next you'll be writing our Bible, I 'spect.

—Alorael, who is quite sure that the canon requires fodder. A great deal of fodder, in fact. You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs, and you can't open passages to dimensions beyond the comprehension of man without breaking a few thoracic cavities and extracting the contents.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Sturg
Master
Member # 4614
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 17:09 Profile Homepage #70
Alorael's office sits safely inside Spiderweb's door and over the bridge. We couldn't let people that still have their sanities that far. It would make Arctic mad at the lack of invisible newbies, therefore causing him to concentrate more effort on breeding his fluffy turtles.

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-ben4808
Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Icshi
Mongolian Barbeque
Member # 1528
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 20:49 Profile #71
quote:
Originally written by Conscribblative:

Next you'll be writing our Bible, I 'spect.
Have you forgotten about the Third Book of Mystic White (aka The Revenge of the Son of Mystic White), a book printed under various titles by a publisher under various names?

And that's just one volume in the series of White Cult Scripture. A series of constantly shifting apocrypha, and being obsessive revised, even when temporally stable.
Posts: 907 | Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Tuesday, August 30 2005 22:25 Profile Homepage #72
quote:
Originally written by Icshi:

quote:
Originally written by Conscribblative:

Next you'll be writing our Bible, I 'spect.
Have you forgotten about the Third Book of Mystic White (aka The Revenge of the Son of Mystic White), a book printed under various titles by a publisher under various names?

And that's just one volume in the series of White Cult Scripture. A series of constantly shifting apocrypha, and being obsessive revised, even when temporally stable.
All is not Dead which can Eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even Death may die...

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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Student of Trinity
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
 written Wednesday, August 31 2005 05:00 Profile #73
Ka-ching! Ba-boom!

You have just won the third annual slogan contest!

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We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty.
Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Wednesday, August 31 2005 11:47 Profile Homepage #74
I was not aware I was submitting an entry. :P

But now you mention it, it *does* fit.

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