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written Friday, April 27 2007 16:37
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I am typing up a story that is based on my scenario idea, Muffins n' Hell. Here is the character information, prologue, and the first chapter. Enjoy! Main Character detail: Aldo-human-very skilled in melee, strongest of group, good endurance Sssch-slith-very skilled in pole, strong, high endurance Mrrrhrrr-nephil-very skilled in archery, little melee, very fast, high endurance Michael-human-very skilled in mage/priest spells, weak, never goes into battle (much) Prologue: There are four adventurers. They have great skill and are called on much. And they got called on. They arrive at Fort G to investigate a strange portal. What they find is strange… Chapter 1: Michael: It is biting at my leg! Aldo: It looks like a muffin! They soon see a horde of muffins. They are now in between the strange portal and the muffins. Mrrrhrrr: this happened so sudden, there is no escape. Sssch: of course, we could go through that portal… Michael: that is impractical! We…oof He is easily dragged to the portal. Ouch, it burns. Aldo: Uhh, it looks like hell. The later chapters are longer and better. Stay tuned for chapter 2! Edit -now easier to read! [ Friday, April 27, 2007 16:52: Message edited by: Rebel Muffin in an Airplane ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, April 27 2007 16:46
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Needs work. More adjectives, clear up action with *blahblahblah* marks. Make it more clear who is talking. -------------------- All praise the greatest mod of all time! Long live Master Aran! Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 27 2007 16:51
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Sure, I just now relized it. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, April 27 2007 16:59
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Chapter 2: All: (censored) Mrrrhrrr: they have not found us, we can rest. They rest for a bit, then they went off to explore. *Combat* 6 muffins 1 demon muffin Aldo: What is this! More muffins!?! Sssch: I think we found a plague. Mrrrhrrr: (purr) there is a demon like muffin Michael: As if they aren’t demon enough, they attacked us all of a sudden back there (points to portal). After the conversation, Aldo moves up and attacks a muffin. Sssch goes and strikes it too, killing it. Mrrrhrrr decides to shoot a muffin twice that now left 4 left. Then the four muffins attacked. The demon muffin didn’t move. Michael hastens himself, and his next turn came immediately. He used group heal, and then smite on three of the muffins. Two of them died. Aldo sliced up the last and Sssch killed the demon muffin. There was something strange about it, it looked as if it was casting something. The last muffin died and… End combat. They continue on, killed some more muffins, and found a camp. You recognize the commander. Commander G: You’re alive? Well that is good! Aldo: I guess you were sent here too. The commander talks about how they were sucked in. Commander G: Now go investigate a cave south of here, there are muffins patrolling the area. Gah! This is STRANGE! They get rest and set out. So they go to the cave, and fight a large battle. *Combat* 15 muffins 1 demon muffin They chop up the fifteen muffins and head for the demon one. Michael: (censored)! The demon muffin is trying to do something! Too late, it transports a haakai, and attacks. The haakai is destroyed with effort, and the demon muffin was just a stronger muffin. End Combat. There is double post when posting chapters, it happens. Watch for Chapter 3. [ Friday, April 27, 2007 17:01: Message edited by: Rebel Muffin in an Airplane ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Friday, April 27 2007 17:04
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This reminds me quite a bit of Arghhhhhhhhh. I expect to see PDN changes immediately for Aldorael, Ssschrodinger, and Mrrrhrrrlenny. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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written Friday, April 27 2007 17:06
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? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, April 27 2007 17:08
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Really huge image. Please don't do this, ADoS. [ Friday, April 27, 2007 21:15: Message edited by: Via Heterogenea ] -------------------- My Myspace, with some of my audial and visual art The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 27 2007 17:14
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The largeness of the image may annoy readers. It annoys me, do you think you could edit it out/smaller please? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, April 27 2007 17:28
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Oh, don't be such a big baby. -S- [ Friday, April 27, 2007 17:46: Message edited by: Synergy ] -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 27 2007 17:54
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Can we get back on topic please? (And I am serious about that image) -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, April 27 2007 18:10
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quote:That's Ed you're thinking of, there. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Friday, April 27 2007 18:35
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No, it's certainly not. Why in the world do you people try to correct others when you don't even know what they're talking about? I'm fed up with all these freakin' n---s. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Friday, April 27 2007 18:41
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What the heck Slartucker is talking about. Dikiyoba. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, April 27 2007 18:46
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The n-word ought to be auto censored. -------------------- Guaranteed to blow your mind. Frostbite: Get It While It's...... Hot? Posts: 900 | Registered: Monday, August 8 2005 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, April 27 2007 18:50
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I can't read this thread with that image. But then, that's not a complaint. -------------------- "Names is for tombstones, baby." -Mr. Big Posts: 699 | Registered: Thursday, September 20 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, April 27 2007 19:21
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quote:Oh really? I find this much closer than the one you linked. I didn't know Arghhhh had made a story, but that one actually looks mildly thought out compared to Ed's. quote:You know what I'm tired of? Older members dismissing newer ones, or just insulting them for the hell of it. What Robinator said here has become apparent to an appalling degree. Can some of us newbies be irritating? Yes! But, fact is, certain older members (not naming names) can be the same way, and yet we don't feel the need to use some derogatory comment when they post. [ Friday, April 27, 2007 19:23: Message edited by: Nioca ] -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Friday, April 27 2007 19:30
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Well said, Nioca. It'll probably get you banned by the oldbies, though. ;) Anyway, just touch it up a bit, Muffin. Nice storyline, considering you're new to this, but ignore the skeptics. You're nothing compared to Ed or arghhhhhhhhh. -------------------- May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it. Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, April 27 2007 19:57
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quote:I doubt it. And even if it does, I'll just migrate over to Shadow Vale. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Friday, April 27 2007 20:01
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If you correct someone (incorrectly) about something you wouldn't have any way of knowing, they're bound to get annoyed. Get over it. Muffin's writing reminds me of Argh's. Genuine, but pre-eminently impulsive. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, April 27 2007 20:16
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quote:So what you're basically saying is that if someone missed a small, fairly irrelevant fact or makes one tiny mistake, that gives you the right to insult them. :rolleyes: Don't you think you overreacted just a smidge? By the way, to keep this on topic, I find it a bit odd that this story is written in a similar fashion to what one could find in the message pane of BoA. But since this was supposed to be a BoA scenario, I guess I can see where that comes in. EDIT: And can someone please remove that image? It's stretching the pane to ridiculous proportions, and that's at 1028x768. I can only imagine what happens to anyone who reads this in 800x600 or 640x480. [ Friday, April 27, 2007 20:18: Message edited by: Nioca ] -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Friday, April 27 2007 21:01
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IFM, how did you ever become so obsessed with muffins? Dikiyoba. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, April 27 2007 21:07
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Those of us who remember the classic nuisances remeber the surge of emotion at seeing yet another topic or post, and immediately knowing that it would be something completely idiotic. That's not something you can read in archives. Nor can you see the topics and posts in context, as they're effectively all archives. -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, April 27 2007 21:21
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Don't make inflammatory comparisons, please. Don't make fun of newer members. Don't complain about older members. Don't post huge images. Don't call someone a baby for a perfectly reasonable request. —Alorael, who has only a few comments on the story. Its humor rides entirely on the enthusiastically terse script style and the absurdity of muffins. Both tricks wear out quickly. To get a script of Dikiyobian proportions you need something more. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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written Friday, April 27 2007 21:27
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I'm sure with a bit of polish that story will be readable. Nioca - You are being an idiot. Slarty compared the story to Arghhhhh(hhhhh)'s, a person he actually thought was decent (for a while). So no, he was not touchy, nor was it a derogatory comment. You on the other hand are extremely touchy and it gets annoying fast. There doesn't seem to be a topic on which you don't know more or better than someone else. Maybe in another decade you will learn that it doesn't matter, and you could just have easily not corrected Slarty, even though you thought he was wrong. Hell, I'm wrong all the time and people rarely bother correcting me anymore. Not really worth it. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, April 27 2007 21:44
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quote:No, you see, it wasn't a jab—it's funny because the huge picture was this picture of a great big baby and...oh never mind. -S- -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
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