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Shaper
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot about Nicothodes. Has anyone seen her recently?

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #26
Apparently not in over a month, at least on these boards. Yay for stalking!

[ Monday, November 13, 2006 07:38: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #27
quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Apparently not in over a month,
Sigh.

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Lifecrafter
Member # 6388
Profile #28
quote:
Originally written by -X-:

-X-'s Edit : IGNORE THIS POST.
YOU ARE TOO FAT FOR WORDS
Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #29
That was somewhat uncalled-for.

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Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #30
Fat? -X- is 12 old, six foot four and a quarter, and weighs 112 pounds.

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #31
quote:
Originally written by -X-:

Fat? -X- is 12 old, six foot four and a quarter, and weighs 112 pounds.
Look... Alec was messing with you. That's really all I can tell you.

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Shock Trooper
Member # 4239
Profile #32
quote:
Originally written by -X-:

Fat? -X- is 12 old, six foot four and a quarter, and weighs 112 pounds.
You've got to be kidding me. That's...well, if you're that thin a weak breeze should be breaking your bones.

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Posts: 322 | Registered: Monday, April 12 2004 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #33
I won't be fearing any weak breezes. ;)

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Needless to say, I failed.
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Warrior
Member # 7067
Profile #34
quote:
if you're that thin
:eek:

It's not how thin he is. It's about how tall he is:

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12 old, six foot four and a quarter
That's really tall for a 12 year old. Most full grown men don't get that tall. (Unless he's 12 decades old.)

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Posts: 153 | Registered: Monday, April 24 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #35
quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

quote:
Originally written by -X-:

Fat? -X- is 12 old, six foot four and a quarter, and weighs 112 pounds.
Look... Alec was messing with you. That's really all I can tell you.

As I believe -X- to be messing with us...

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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #36
Considering that that combination of height and weight is indicative of a famine victim (or possbily a man on stilts), I certainly hope -X- is messing with us.

—Alorael, who weighs between two and three times as many pounds per inch.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #37
I do know a number of people who are either slightly shorter at that age, or slightly older at that height (being Dutch is fun). But at 112 pounds? Not likely.

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Shaper
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Profile Homepage #38
Not to worry people, but I'm about 120 pounds (worked out roughly, I use stones and ounces still), and about 6 feet tall.

Edit, for clarity, and in case I've messed up, I'm 8 stones and about 4 ounces.

[ Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:40: Message edited by: Nikki x ]

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Law Bringer
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Profile Homepage #39
If you're actually six feet tall then you still sound like someone who may not be living through a famine but who certainly isn't getting three meals a day. On the other hand, borderline starvation is supposed to increase your lifespan.

—Alorael, who can think of few things that earn one more starving artist credit than being an artist who is on the verge of starving. Food for thought but not the body and all that.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #40
quote:
for clarity [...] I'm 8 stones and about 4 ounces.
Very clear now. :P

(Sorry. I just can't resist poking fun at you non-metric users.)

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Shock Trooper
Member # 4239
Profile #41
quote:
Originally written by Best if consumed by 4.19.05:

If you're actually six feet tall then you still sound like someone who may not be living through a famine but who certainly isn't getting three meals a day. On the other hand, borderline starvation is supposed to increase your lifespan.
Meh. I was within an inch of that height (shorter for a while and taller for a while) and 132 pounds for about 3 years; I was perfectly healthy. I actually didn't gain weight until I started working out a lot more.

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Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #42
Whoops. -X- meant five foot six and a quarter. But the rest of it is true. -X- is also the second tallest person in his class.

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Shaper
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Oh great. He made a typo, and yet he's still taller than me.

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Councilor
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Profile Homepage #44
What's wrong with really skinny tall people? It's hilarious when they trip and fall (provided they aren't injured by it). It's even funnier if their fall is hampered by something, such as a backpack or an object they are holding. :P

Dikiyoba.
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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #45
20 pounds make a big difference, SNM. Not as much as a foot of typo, granted, but a lot.

—Alorael, who decided that the best way for him to lose weight is to be the first volunteer for space missions. Alas, space missions seem to require fitness. Why must the world be so cruel?
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #46
If you are rich enough then all you need is to be able to pass the physical exam and training. 20 million dollars can take you a long way up. It'll probably drop once they get the commercial program off the ground literally. Besides once you are weightless it's not weight, it's just mass.

If I remember correctly when I was 17 years old, I was 5 foot 6 inches tall and only 85 pounds. I was really skinny and had trouble gaining weight. Of course that changed when I got a roommate who when I came back from dinner told me that pizza was on its way and here's how much I would owe for my half.

[ Tuesday, November 14, 2006 21:13: Message edited by: Randomizer ]
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Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #47
quote:
Originally written by Sirrus:

quote:
for clarity [...] I'm 8 stones and about 4 ounces.
Very clear now. :P

(Sorry. I just can't resist poking fun at you non-metric users.)

Even for non-metric users, "stones" is a bit arcane. May as well give one's height in cubits and one's annual income in terms of the purchase price of cows. Measure one's property in square stades. Give one's weight in drachmas. Crash rockets into Mars. :rolleyes:

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
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Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #48
The only real units are Planck's.

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Dollop of Whipped Cream
Member # 391
Profile Homepage #49
quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Yay for stalking!
To stalking!

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