The Postorial Race...
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:56
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In the spirit of on-going elections, who do you think will be in the top ten when Aran's stats come out? Furthermore, Who do you want to get the top spot in this post race? Poll Information This poll contains 2 question(s). 30 user(s) have voted. Voting stopped at November 15, 2006 01:00 AM board time. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=wBeFJxGyEppp"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=wBeFJxGyEppp"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window   -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:59
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I voted for myself. That means that I would have to make about 200 more posts. That's not going to happen sadly. -------------------- You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 19:04
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quote:Some days I wish I had made 200 fewer posts.  Hard to say that with a straight face. :D -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 19:05
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I was surprised the one time I made the top spot during a slow month even for me. I think Alorael will make a come from behind spurt of intelligent spam to take the lead. Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 19:53
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Dintiradan, of course, after he gets so fed up with all this spam that he either goes on a massive spam spree in protest or deletes the accounts of everyone with more posts than him for this month. Originally by Randomizer: quote:DFYT. :P Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 20:00
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quote:I'm a bad, bad boy. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 20:31
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Is Dikiyoba not allowed to abbreviate? Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 22:04
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I abstain, withdraw, refuse to comment, I'll have nothing to do with this circus. <_< If I can get the thing rigged in time, I won't even be here when the stats are posted, just so I don't have to waste time doing this. :rolleyes: -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 22:08
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quote:+1 ... And I object to the characterization of this as a circus. It's a [i]freak show[/i]. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 22:54
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quote:Ah, but that implies too much dignity involved. :D Yeah, I'm slightly offended that people think Alo, Dikiyoba, and Tyran are more likely than me to be in the top 10... I've passed them all. But whatever... I'm a more subtle spammer. :P -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:09
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Having just checked the results. I must agree with Ephesos. You are all the sorriest bunch of voters I've ever had the misfortune of ... See. Now I voted for Thuryl to be first. Because, damn it, he should be first. He's smarter than he looks, has lots more to say (in a British accent), gives us pictures of drunk girls kissing (that was awesome), and he was the posting leader for the longest time. So, go change your votes. Vote for Thuryl. A vote for Thuryl is a post in the right direction. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:16
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quote:I'm not at all sure I like what you're implying. At any rate, I should be around more often now that my thesis is done. [ Tuesday, November 07, 2006 23:17: Message edited by: Thuryl ] -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:37
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quote:See!!! Most folks have no clue what I'm talking about and Thuryl has already grabbed the gist and is ready to wring my neck over it. That is brain power! Vote Thuryl!!! :P -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 04:54
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Yay! Fight! *gets popcorn* -------------------- I may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. I must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. I must protect my own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. Posts: 21 | Registered: Tuesday, February 17 2004 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 05:17
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Originally by Ephesos: quote:Where subtle spam = mild necromancy. :P Dikiyoba. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 06:05
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I am mildly amused. I am greatly perturbed. Why am I not in the poll? After all one month I finished as high as 16th, showing true potential for greatness. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 06:55
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I took those straight from the top twenty in the Endeavor. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 06:58
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quote:Perhaps a better measure of my true greatness. :( -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
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Dollop of Whipped Cream
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 08:28
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I'm pretty sure Nioca will stay on top. As for who I want to do it, the answer should be obvious. :P -------------------- "Tyranicus is about the only one that still posts in the Nethergate Forum." —Randomizer Spiderweb Chat Room Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 562 | Registered: Friday, December 14 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 08:42
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Wow. EndeavourBot is made manifest. By Diki: quote:I'm not that good at hacking. 'Sides, that would be black hatting. Or at least very, very grey. But yes, this is spam, and so I must protest. -------------------- Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Nuke and Pave
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 12:24
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Is betting for this month's race still open? If so, what odds are you giving for the front runners? I'd guess Nioca at 2.5:1 and Salmon at 2.5:1, with greatly decreasing odds as we go down the list. I personally prefer to bet on one of the black horse candidates currently in 10th-15th positions. You can never rule out a possibility of that bicentiple post (as long as the admins can't ban the contestant before the posting is complete). [ Wednesday, November 08, 2006 12:25: Message edited by: Zeviz ] -------------------- Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword, For it too has the power to kill. However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword, Can also have the power to heal. Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 12:33
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7 votes for me? Thank you people for trusting me (even if I'm not sure that is a good thing in this case >_<), but I don't think that I can make 300+ posts in 5 five days. Maybe the next month. :) EDIT: Nioca is winning anyway. Oh, call me just Magma, or MagmaDragoon. Guardian is a temporaney moniker until I don't finish GF1. [ Wednesday, November 08, 2006 12:37: Message edited by: Guardian Magma ] -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:38
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What? Four people want -X- to be in first place? how strange. They must be insane, like -X-. Only worse. . . -X- voted for -X-. Because -X- likes -X-. -------------------- May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it. Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:38
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Attention, Spiderweb! I am now taking bribes to icosatuple post several times and then delete the evidence. Place your bets and send your money! —Alorael, who alternately will accept bribes not to icosatuple post from both those who have bet on other spammers and from concerned citizens. Send your money! Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:44
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You will have received my intention to wager at the appropriate time. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |