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Warrior
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I invented a very hypothetical way of providing nutrients to disaster zones.

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quote:
Originally written by Elijah:

I invented cannibalism.
FYT.

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Warrior
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I hate you.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
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Electric Sheep One
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Profile #28
quote:
Originally written by Sturg:

You could have the whole wheel quantum entangled and then somehow have the particles borrow energy from quantum uncertainty one way more than the other. Result: extra energy.

It probably won't work, though.

You're right, about the last part.

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Skip to My Lou
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I have no experience in magnetics or electricity, but I had an idea for generating power with two cylinders with magnets attached to them.

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Electric Sheep One
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Perhaps I'm just not understanding the donut diagram, but why would this generate power?

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Law Bringer
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The magnetics (shown as sticks) are not only monopolar, they're also unidirectional and facing opposite directions. The magnets therefore repel each other (or attract each other), causing both wheels to accelerate forever.

—Alorael, who wishes he'd thought of it first.
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Shaper
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The energy of the magnets would eventually dissipate due to friction. Also, anything that drew on the energy of such a system would dissipate the energy. It is important to remember that energy cannot be created.

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Lt. Sullust
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In the real world, I think anything like that would eventually stop moving in a delicate equilibrium. I am curious, though, could it reach a constant speed in ideal, frictionless conditions?

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quote:
Originally written by Garrison:

In the real world, I think anything like that would eventually stop moving in a delicate equilibrium. I am curious, though, could it reach a constant speed in ideal, frictionless conditions?
Zero is a constant speed. :P

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Law Bringer
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Okay, I've got it. The invention that will revolutionize life as we know it...

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Now all we have to decide is what color it will be.

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Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Law Bringer
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Originally written by Lt. Sullust:

The energy of the magnets would eventually dissipate due to friction. Also, anything that drew on the energy of such a system would dissipate the energy. It is important to remember that energy cannot be created.
It is important to remember that no magnets are monopoles, and it's even more important to note that even in the event of monopolar magnets there is no way to cause the magnets to have a magnetic field in one direction but not the other.

So this wheel really would not only keep turning but keep accelerating at a constant rate. As long as the deceleration due to work done by the system and friction didn't become greater than the acceleration of the magnets, you could generate not only constant energy but in fact constantly increasing amounts of energy.

You find me the unidirectional monopoles and I'll make you rich!

quote:
Originally written by Garrison:

In the real world, I think anything like that would eventually stop moving in a delicate equilibrium. I am curious, though, could it reach a constant speed in ideal, frictionless conditions?
There are no magnets like this in the real world. The best you can do in the real world is to take a wheel, put in in space near no objects contributing significant gravity, and start spinning the wheel. Although molecular motion might eventually slow down the wheel, you can effectively have a perpetual motion machine as long as it's in perfect isolation.

—Alorael, who also likes the even more fun example of a small wheel rolling around the inside of a circular track. If the wheel rolls fast enough and is in a vacuum, you have a very neat perpetual motion machine. You can also have a slower wheel in a track shaped in any variation of a U shape you'd like.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
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Originally written by A Matter of Historical Outsight:

—Alorael, who also likes the even more fun example of a small wheel rolling around the inside of a circular track. If the wheel rolls fast enough and is in a vacuum, you have a very neat perpetual motion machine. You can also have a slower wheel in a track shaped in any variation of a U shape you'd like.
Has someone been watching Mythbusters?

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Mythbuster's scientific methods are even worse then those of the people who created the myths.

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Law Bringer
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No. I just tried to come up with the simplest perpetual motion machine that isn't something as boring as a blob rotating in space.

Is there some horrible flaw with these devices from an idealized physics perspective?

—Alorael, who invented a method for quadrature of the circle and tried to get Indiana to legislate it into fact. They apparently do learn.
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Skip to My Lou
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If I added a length of coiled copper wire between the two rings...

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...could I generate electricity directly? I don't recall exactly how magnets and copper wire can be made to generate electric current, but I'm fairly certain they can.

EDIT:

And why monopoles? Wouldn't this work?

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[ Saturday, June 17, 2006 19:12: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]

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No. If you do the math and are scrupulously careful to account for the influence of every magnet on every other, you'll find that the forces on each magnet will balance out to zero.

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The Establishment
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In electromagnetism, you have electric and magnetic fields. Electric fields are created by a thing called charge, a property of a subatomic particle. There is no analog (magnetic monopoles) to magnetic fields, which are created by charges in motion.

The net consequence is that magnetic fields can do no net work, only electric fields can*. You will notice in your design that all the electric fields do indeed cancel. Yes, electromagnetism can be hideously nonintuitive, but that's just the way it is.

To make an electromagnetic motor, you have to spin the magnets with some external force to generate electric currents and set up a voltage. In power plants this is done with the kinetic energy of the turbine. This, in effect, converts kinetic to electric energy. Since magnetic forces can do no work by themselves, it is impossible to convert "magnetic energy" into electrical energy.

* Work is defined as the dot product of force and distance. In the dot product, only the parallel component counts. The magnetic force always acts perpendicular to the direction of motion. Perpendicular components of the dot product will go to zero, hence no work.

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Infiltrator
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I can't believe that I forgot to mention it, but I invented a device to retrieve snacks that get caught in vending machines. I also do some work in a robotics lab, where I'm working on a automated paintball shooting tank. It autonomously tracks targets and shoots them. The robotics club intends to use it to control the squirrel population on campus.

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Posts: 536 | Registered: Sunday, September 7 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
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I have just thought of a better way of creating energy through use of a wheel. Gerbils or large rats. Whenever one gets tired put another one on.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
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quote:
Originally written by WiKiSpidweb:

The robotics club intends to use it to control the squirrel population on campus.
Why doesn't the robotics club just use... a robotic club?

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Because the squirrels are evil and need controlling in the first place. This may also make them a little bit useful.

[ Sunday, June 18, 2006 23:59: Message edited by: Cairo Jim ]

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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Cairo Jim:

Because the squirrels are evil and need controlling in the first place. This may also make them a little bit useful.
It was a pun.

"Gobble gobble" just about sums this thread up.

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Originally written by Drow:

"Gobble gobble" just about sums this thread up.
Are we now going to have to start chanting "We will make you one of us" when we welcome new members?

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