International Bad Pun Day
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, April 26 2006 14:31
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Q. Why did the toad cross the road? A. To see his flatmate -------------------- When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel. Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place. Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, April 26 2006 14:34
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?" -------------------- Do not underestimate the power of the mechanical pencil. Join the Dark side. We have cookies. Played in: Fiddler on the Roof Bye Bye Birdie "Hey, Patrick, feel this random pipe. It's squishy"-Nils Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Wednesday, April 26 2006 15:13
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This thread is a form of cruel and unusual PUNishment. -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, April 26 2006 15:22
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Did you hear about that guy who got his whole left side cut off? Yeah, he's alright now. -------------------- DEMON PLAY, DEMON OUT! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, April 26 2006 18:49
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell something fishy?" One eye says to the other eye, "Between you and me, something smells." -------------------- "You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus Spiderweb Chat Room Avernum RP • Summaries • OoC • Roster Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, April 26 2006 19:57
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I'd write a rejoinder, but I'm afraid of getting stuck here. I gave a friend copies of Spider Robinson's Callahan's Crosstime Saloon and Time Travelers Strictly Cash for winter break. While he enjoyed the bad puns, his best friend didn't appreciate being trapped and hearing them. My friend came back and said he saved my life by not sayign where he got them. Although Piers Anthony's Xanth series is worse. Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, April 26 2006 20:09
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The Xanth books are so bad they're good. -------------------- "As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein -------------------- Posts: 536 | Registered: Sunday, September 7 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, April 27 2006 01:29
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Jane had not had a good day in the jungle. All she could find for Tarzan's dinner was a small bird and two monkeys. Trazan came home after a hard day fighting the bad guys and asked: "What's to eat?" Jane said: "Look in the pot." Trazan lifted the lid and cried : "Oh no! Not finch and chimps again!" [ Thursday, April 27, 2006 01:30: Message edited by: Spring ] -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, April 27 2006 11:47
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After Quasimodo died, Notre Dame needed a new bell ringer. So a "Help Wanted" sign was put up on the door, and before long a man came in. However, he had no arms. The owner didn't know how he would do as a bell ringer, not having any arms, so he said "Let's see you ring that bell." So the guy ran at it headfirst, collided with it, fell down, and died. The police came over, saw the dead guy, and asked the owner, "Do you know this man?" The reply: "No, but his face rings a bell." The next day, another man came in, and he didn't have any arms either. "I'm the brother of the guy who came here yesterday," he said. "And let me tell you, I'm way better at ringing bells than he is." "OK," said the owner, "ring that bell over there." The man ran at it headfirst, just like the one before, and also died. When the police came, they saw him lying there and said, "This man looks familiar." The owner said, "Yeah, he's a dead ringer for his brother." -------------------- A C, an E-flat, and a G walk into the Tower of the Magi. Ambrin walks up to them and says, "Hey! It's the Triad!" Kelner snorts and says, "Pretty minor Triad if you ask me." Posts: 242 | Registered: Thursday, June 16 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, April 27 2006 22:01
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quote:And a continuation from that one... The next day, Tarzan went out to hunt for the evening meal and speared a boa constrictor. When he went to inspect his catch, he found the spear had also gone through one of the small tribesmen who lived in the area. When he presented his catch to Jane, she complained: "Not snake and pigmy pie again." -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, April 28 2006 07:51
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Finally a use for Gangash :See Languages if this statement confuses you :confused: .: Mal ikatde fundat y jorkte “Malfastun sind fer mmer najk contro gan talbide bok.” Jun ikatda fyndak ein norf “gan talbia buek?” Ikatde “gan buek a bok kasem dai.” - I apologies to any one who knows Gangash All this in accordance with the prophecy -------------------- "My Mazaradi goes 185 They Took my License Now I don’t drive But I got me a limo And I sit in the back Lock all the doors In case I’m attacked.” Posts: 54 | Registered: Wednesday, April 12 2006 07:00 |
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