Matchmaker, Matchmaker
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 05:20
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Disclaimer: Now may be a good time to run. Last night there was a spontaneous Spiderweb chat, which was rather unfortunately productive. During this chat, it was decided that we should do something about the Spiderweb marriage rate of 0%, so a matchmaking project began. For some reason, I volunteered to be secretary. Disclaimer #2: I am personally responsible for only those matches that amuse you. If you take exception to any, blame Marlenny, Dareva, Tyranicus, Thuryl, *i, and the others who did the matching. :P TM + Jewels Kelandon + Synergy Aran + Drakey Dareva + Marlenny ("because Kelandon deserves to finally find a lesbian on the board") Slarty + Salmon Alorael + Dikiyoba Tyranicus + Ben Alec + Sarachim Thuryl + Thralni Ash + Kingy SupaNik + Nicothodes Student of Trinity + Archmage Alex *i + Saunders Lady Davida + Khoth Lenar Labs + Ephesos and the match to end all earthly matches Imban + RW [ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 07:43: Message edited by: Slartucker ] -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 05:38
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... I am the admin's wife. The POWER! Er. Husband. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 05:44
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quote:I'm no expert in either Imban or RW canon, but wouldn't this (un)holy matrimony bring about the end of the world - only so that it happens 5000 years ago, and the people who will be around to witness it were our grandchildren, all of which were occasionally Imban? Posts: 353 | Registered: Monday, January 9 2006 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 06:17
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quote:This event, incidentally, brought about the Big Bang. Only that it retro-actively occurred several billion years previously. In this way, the scientists and fundamentalists are both right - the world came into being both several millennia and several billion years ago. RW is The Creator! -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 06:47
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quote:Hmmm... Should I be flattered, happy, or just irritated. just so you know, I'm not gay. Who cam p with this particular match anyway. And what do you think of it, thuryl? (Quite curious to know that :P ) -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 07:24
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I would go so far as to say that I am already paired with a Spiderweb member. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 07:38
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I see the misprint has been corrected. I am still unavailable. [ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 07:48: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ] -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 07:43
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quote:The Big Bang, or the Big Ban? Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 07:45
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When did you match Thralni with Thuryl? I thought Thralni and Lenar were together. -------------------- "You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus Spiderweb Chat Room Avernum RP • Summaries • OoC • Roster Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 07:55
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And I notice nobody bothered to hook me up with a date. :P -------------------- ??? ?????? ???? ????? Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 07:56
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I demand explanations or desperate steps backward taken with upraised hands. [Edit: Thralni and Slarty seem to have the beginnings of a beautifully accidental relationship going, too.] —Alorael, who is quite sure that Spiderweb's marriage rate is over 0%. The married folks just didn't deign to respond. [ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 08:20: Message edited by: Born Yesterday ] Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 09:14
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quote:And neither am I (who happens to be already paired with a Spiderweb member), nor is Salmon, Thuryl and 90% of the people above. This was meant for amusement, and be lucky you got Thuryl. You could've done so much worse [quote] And what do you think of it, Thuryl? (Quite curious to know that :P )[/quote]Well given that it was his "persistence" during last night's chat that led to this pairing, I'll say that he is taking very well. Edit: SoT, check again. You're not longer single [ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 09:16: Message edited by: Amelia ] Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 09:20
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This being a big joke, I don't think anyone paid attention to pre-existing "couples." As for sexual orientation, well, the fact that 90% of you are straight men made that kind of hard to honor. Various fetishes, on the other hand, came up quite often during the chat. Perhaps each sect of Aloraelism should have it's own partner. That just leaves the problem of how to handle the Unitarian Aloversalists. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 09:31
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quote:Well given that it was his "persistence" during last night's chat that led to this pairing, I'll say that he is taking very well. [/QB][/quote]Oh my god. I do feel flattered now. Very, very flattered. Thuryl, may I know why you persisted upon this? -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Post Navel Trauma ^_^
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 09:35
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quote: quote:I told you to keep those secret! -------------------- Barcoorah: I even did it to a big dorset ram. desperance.net - Don't follow this link Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 10:33
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quote:Check the census thread... it's no longer 0%. Someone on SW is married. (However, he also says he's a lesbian, so who knows...) And I feel the need to repeat what I said in the chat: this is deeply, deeply disturbing. Wait... I could've sworn that Lenar had been claimed by Marlenny and dareva. And I also could've sworn that I had escaped the madness. And I'm glad to see that you kept TM and Jewels together... that fetish of theirs needs to be isolated. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 10:39
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I put you with Lenar at the end, when we were tired of trying to come up with good fits for either of you. There was a bit of a scuffle over who would get to claim Dareva -- I think you may have missed that part -- and after various threats involving all-spidweb orgies, we left it at her and Marlenny. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 11:02
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By Slartucker: quote:I distinctly remember Jewels mentioning her husband somewhere. -------------------- IF I EVER BECAME AN EVIL OVERLORD: My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 11:05
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And I distincly remember a lesbian male mentioning his marrige: quote: -------------------- ??? ?????? ???? ????? Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 11:09
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Do you distinctly remember checking timestamps? On this newfangled internet, stuff gets added to, and other stuff gets outdated. Obviously, the demographics only counted people who answered the survey, and they only counted people who answered the survey BEFORE they were tabulated! C'mon folks. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 11:11
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quote:Which survey? -------------------- ??? ?????? ???? ????? Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 11:14
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quote: quote:My mind absolutely boggles. In the name of all that is good and holy, WHY?? :( For the record, Andrew Miller, Brett Bixler, Bruce Mitchell, Jewels/Gizmo, and Student of Trinity at least are all married. To other people, that is. -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 11:45
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I think the point is that it violates everything that is good and holy. If I recall correctly, last night I referred to that particular union as "The Perfect Match made in Hell". -------------------- According to the Silent Assassin, the meaning of life involves tequilla, silly putty, hot chicks, and myopic digerydoo artists. He never explained how or why. -------------------- -Lenar Labs What's Your Destiny? Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable. All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure. Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 11:54
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quote:Leave Slarty alone. So what if he made a mistake? It's 1% of the boards then, or perhaps 4%. who cares? And as he said "I don't think anyone paid attention to pre-existing couples". Btw Ash, I do happen to think that if you guys give it a try, you and Kingy could make it work. Infernal: He was referring to the census thread. Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Tuesday, February 28 2006 12:08
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quote:Kingy likes TM. Grounds for divorce in my book. -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |