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Last night there was a spontaneous Spiderweb chat, which was rather unfortunately productive. During this chat, it was decided that we should do something about the Spiderweb marriage rate of 0%, so a matchmaking project began. For some reason, I volunteered to be secretary.

Disclaimer #2: I am personally responsible for only those matches that amuse you. If you take exception to any, blame Marlenny, Dareva, Tyranicus, Thuryl, *i, and the others who did the matching. :P

TM + Jewels
Kelandon + Synergy
Aran + Drakey
Dareva + Marlenny ("because Kelandon deserves to finally find a lesbian on the board")
Slarty + Salmon
Alorael + Dikiyoba
Tyranicus + Ben
Alec + Sarachim
Thuryl + Thralni
Ash + Kingy
SupaNik + Nicothodes
Student of Trinity + Archmage Alex
*i + Saunders
Lady Davida + Khoth
Lenar Labs + Ephesos

and the match to end all earthly matches

Imban + RW

[ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 07:43: Message edited by: Slartucker ]

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Er.

Husband.

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Imban + RW
I'm no expert in either Imban or RW canon, but wouldn't this (un)holy matrimony bring about the end of the world - only so that it happens 5000 years ago, and the people who will be around to witness it were our grandchildren, all of which were occasionally Imban?
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quote:
Originally written by Proud Owner of:
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Imban + RW
I'm no expert in either Imban or RW canon, but wouldn't this (un)holy matrimony bring about the end of the world - only so that it happens 5000 years ago, and the people who will be around to witness it were our grandchildren, all of which were occasionally Imban?

This event, incidentally, brought about the Big Bang. Only that it retro-actively occurred several billion years previously. In this way, the scientists and fundamentalists are both right - the world came into being both several millennia and several billion years ago.

RW is The Creator!

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quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

Thuryl + Thralni
Hmmm... Should I be flattered, happy, or just irritated. just so you know, I'm not gay. Who cam p with this particular match anyway.

And what do you think of it, thuryl? (Quite curious to know that :P )

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I would go so far as to say that I am already paired with a Spiderweb member.

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I see the misprint has been corrected. I am still unavailable.

[ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 07:48: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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Originally written by Arancaytar the Grey:

This event, incidentally, brought about the Big Bang.
The Big Bang, or the Big Ban?
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When did you match Thralni with Thuryl? I thought Thralni and Lenar were together.

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And I notice nobody bothered to hook me up with a date. :P

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I demand explanations or desperate steps backward taken with upraised hands.

[Edit: Thralni and Slarty seem to have the beginnings of a beautifully accidental relationship going, too.]

—Alorael, who is quite sure that Spiderweb's marriage rate is over 0%. The married folks just didn't deign to respond.

[ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 08:20: Message edited by: Born Yesterday ]
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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, The flying Dutchmen:

quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

Thuryl + Thralni
just so you know, I'm not gay.

And neither am I (who happens to be already paired with a Spiderweb member), nor is Salmon, Thuryl and 90% of the people above. This was meant for amusement, and be lucky you got Thuryl. You could've done so much worse

[quote] And what do you think of it, Thuryl? (Quite curious to know that :P )[/quote]Well given that it was his "persistence" during last night's chat that led to this pairing, I'll say that he is taking very well.

Edit: SoT, check again. You're not longer single

[ Tuesday, February 28, 2006 09:16: Message edited by: Amelia ]
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This being a big joke, I don't think anyone paid attention to pre-existing "couples." As for sexual orientation, well, the fact that 90% of you are straight men made that kind of hard to honor. Various fetishes, on the other hand, came up quite often during the chat.

Perhaps each sect of Aloraelism should have it's own partner. That just leaves the problem of how to handle the Unitarian Aloversalists.

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quote:
Originally written by Amelia:

[quote=Thralni, The flying Dutchmen] [QUOTE] And what do you think of it, Thuryl? (Quite curious to know that :P )
Well given that it was his "persistence" during last night's chat that led to this pairing, I'll say that he is taking very well.
[/QB][/quote]Oh my god. I do feel flattered now. Very, very flattered. Thuryl, may I know why you persisted upon this?

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quote:
Lady Davida + Khoth
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Various fetishes, on the other hand, came up quite often during the chat.
I told you to keep those secret!

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quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

it was decided that we should do something about the Spiderweb marriage rate of 0%,
Check the census thread... it's no longer 0%. Someone on SW is married. (However, he also says he's a lesbian, so who knows...)

And I feel the need to repeat what I said in the chat: this is deeply, deeply disturbing.

Wait... I could've sworn that Lenar had been claimed by Marlenny and dareva. And I also could've sworn that I had escaped the madness. And I'm glad to see that you kept TM and Jewels together... that fetish of theirs needs to be isolated.

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I put you with Lenar at the end, when we were tired of trying to come up with good fits for either of you. There was a bit of a scuffle over who would get to claim Dareva -- I think you may have missed that part -- and after various threats involving all-spidweb orgies, we left it at her and Marlenny.

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By Slartucker:
quote:
it was decided that we should do something about the Spiderweb marriage rate of 0%
I distinctly remember Jewels mentioning her husband somewhere.

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And I distincly remember a lesbian male mentioning his marrige:
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Originally written by No 2 Methylphenidate:

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Do you distinctly remember checking timestamps? On this newfangled internet, stuff gets added to, and other stuff gets outdated.

Obviously, the demographics only counted people who answered the survey, and they only counted people who answered the survey BEFORE they were tabulated! C'mon folks.

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Originally written by Slartucker:

Do you distinctly remember checking timestamps? On this newfangled internet, stuff gets added to, and other stuff gets outdated.

Obviously, the demographics only counted people who answered the survey, and they only counted people who answered the survey BEFORE they were tabulated! C'mon folks.

Which survey?

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quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

Ash + Kingy

...and the match to end all earthly matches

Imban + RW

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Originally written by Arancaytar the Grey:

RW is The Creator!
My mind absolutely boggles. In the name of all that is good and holy, WHY?? :(

For the record, Andrew Miller, Brett Bixler, Bruce Mitchell, Jewels/Gizmo, and Student of Trinity at least are all married. To other people, that is.

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I think the point is that it violates everything that is good and holy.
If I recall correctly, last night I referred to that particular union as "The Perfect Match made in Hell".

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Originally written by Ash Lael:

quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

Ash + Kingy

...and the match to end all earthly matches

Imban + RW

quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar the Grey:

RW is The Creator!
My mind absolutely boggles. In the name of all that is good and holy, WHY?? :(

For the record, Andrew Miller, Brett Bixler, Bruce Mitchell, Jewels/Gizmo, and Student of Trinity at least are all married. To other people, that is.

Leave Slarty alone. So what if he made a mistake? It's 1% of the boards then, or perhaps 4%. who cares? And as he said "I don't think anyone paid attention to pre-existing couples".

Btw Ash, I do happen to think that if you guys give it a try, you and Kingy could make it work.

Infernal: He was referring to the census thread.
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Originally written by Amelia:

Btw Ash, I do happen to think that if you guys give it a try, you and Kingy could make it work.
Kingy likes TM. Grounds for divorce in my book.

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