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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, July 23 2005 20:00
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I get a weird premonition of what the next 48 pages will look like. And, in the future, people will say: "Yes, of course, 'Nephils vs. Sliths' was a memorable topic, but it is nothing against the legendary fame of 'Alo vs. the Squirrels'." :P -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, July 23 2005 20:40
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Now who mentioned anything about squirrels? :confused: -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, July 23 2005 21:37
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Aran, obviously. Error, we are talking about Alo taking the Skribbane, not the ferrets. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, July 23 2005 22:16
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I was generally offering to share, which is a rare occurrence indeed. Stug, I very much doubt you'll be able to find enough skribbane. I've pretty much bought the market, and anyone who is selling a little will be very sorry. Not as sorry, though, as anyone who buys. Take note. Your ferrets cannot protect you. In this case, not even the Machine can protect you. Some day you will be a pedestrian, and you will pass a second floor window, and then you will be in trouble. The obvious problem, you see, is that I know where you live. Okay, not exactly and not right now, but come September I can find the right city and get to work. The hats give you away. You, on the other hand, must search all of a state, and it is, I may remind you, the largest state of all by a significant margin. Therefore, even your impressive furry legions will be divided, their numbers diluted, and the effects of supplied drugs and vigilant hungry birds cannot be discounted. I cannot imagine that skribbane wouldn't affect ferrets somehow. I'm convinced it can intoxicate walls, and they don't even have anything to intoxicate. —Alorael, who has now hit upon a flaw in all the planning on both sides. Specifically, there is a much better solution. All involved persons should go share bottles of skribbane and whatever else is handy. It is great for ending feuds, or at least leaving the participants too incapacitated to pursue them, and even the worst photography looks great through the bottom of a bright orange bottle. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, July 24 2005 07:53
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Eh, perhaps you've hit upon the right solution, after all. I'll likely never be able to find you and make a positive identification, while you'd never manage to overcome my n/f bodyguards if you attempted to hunt me down. So I suppose I'd be amenable to attending this gathering you suggest. Of course, you'll have to promise that there won't be any treachery. Any bottle of skribbane I sip from will be tasted by you first, and several of my most trusted attack ferrets will abstain from any and all substances. N/ferrets are of course incapable of imbibing anything at all, so they will be ready and able to protect me in case it becomes necessary. -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, July 24 2005 15:10
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quote:N/Ferrets are obviously small Nephils. :P -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, July 24 2005 16:42
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The only similarities between ferrets and small Nephils is that they are both furry and occasionally violent. quote:I must point out that unless I have gone completely insane and am reading things that aren't really there, you were indeed talking about giving scribbane to ferrets. Just look at Alorael and Stughalf's last posts on page two of this topic. -------------------- Important Information about Stuff Posts: 258 | Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, July 24 2005 22:39
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quote:Oh, I don't know. Ferrets aren't the tallest animals, Alo might just aim for your head. ;) Surely they can't jump fast enough. Actually, on second thoughts, they might. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, July 25 2005 16:15
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Never question the athleticism and flexibility of a ferret, sir! And I'll have you know that the n/f prototype is at least five times as quick and agile as its ordinary relative. -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, July 25 2005 16:41
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But I have a secret weapon! No, I won't tell you what it is. 'Cause it's a secret! —Alorael, who is unwilling to meet the terms named. This means diplomatic delays and complaints until everyone forgets about it! Do you hear? Painful, brutal, dehumanizing, soul crushing diplomacy! Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 07:02
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Alorael's bluffing. They have no weapons, secret or otherwise, where he comes from. He imported the rifle from a South-America Drug Smuggler. -------------------- "I am a living sign..." Thus endeth this post. Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 10:00
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Would it still be worth risking all your N/Ferrets, though? -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 13:34
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I imported my rifle from a Russian weapons runner, actually. Russia is much closer. But he claimed to have gotten it from a Romanian, who stole it from a kingpin in Prague, who "acquired" it from a student at the University of Salamanca, who apparently purchased it at some tourist trap in Istanbul, who claimed that all his goods were manufactured in Buenos Aires, although they bore suspicious kanji characters. So you're almost right. I assure you that my secret weapon is real. I even have proof of it! —Alorael, who of course can't show you the proof. Too secret. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 14:48
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quote:Certainly it would. An army has no purpose but to be used in combat, and with the chance of eliminating the hateful, vainglorious enemy that is Alorael, this is a battle well-worth fighting! -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 14:54
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[Picture of dead ferret] Alo just got done with that one. [ Tuesday, July 26, 2005 16:41: Message edited by: ben XIII ] -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 15:05
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t Ben :rolleyes: -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 15:10
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That ain't a ferret, ben, but it is rather disgusting. I share Dolphin's sentiments. -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 15:17
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Stern disapproval. That is definitely not on any list of sacrificial animals that I have ever authored. *this message supported by Loki - who is now distracted by Ben's heathen sacrifice* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 15:33
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Um, yeah. Ben, it might be courteous to change that image to a link with a warning. I'm not going to edit it because it's not that bad, but still, eww. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 15:39
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OK. Its time to let that foto appear more funny than its now. how would think that thing that once was an animal would look in a pink evening dress? -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 15:54
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quote:Fingernails. Blackboard. Soul. -------------------- Sex is easier than love. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 16:12
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A google image search for ferret reveals Ben's image to be a failed attempt to make a ferret. I think this image fits this topic much better  [ Tuesday, July 26, 2005 16:33: Message edited by: Error ] -------------------- Important Information about Stuff Posts: 258 | Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 16:45
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Oh well, whatever. Sorry if I distubed anyone with that image. :D It has now become a harmless link. Oh, and where better to get pictures than Google image search? :cool: -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 17:45
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Ben, that was classic. I'm picturing the reaction of a room full of inanely arguing Brits to a grinning child suddenly holding a dead rodent aloft and I'm loving it. EDIT: For some reason I find that site hilarious. :cool: [ Tuesday, July 26, 2005 17:49: Message edited by: Lady Davida ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, July 26 2005 18:25
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 Don't make this into an image war. Please. The ferrets will win. Cute, fuzzy, and deadly beats silent and deadly every time in the image department. —Alorael, who can only console himself with the fact that the lack of pictures means nobody sees the snipers before its too late to snap a picture. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
![[Picture of dead ferret]](http://www.ninjapirate.com/images/dead-ferret.jpeg){kind=link}
