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Shaper
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When will the madness end? Have we no napalm? No plastic explosives of any kind? They're reptiles! Pelt them with snowballs 'til they freeze... ack! They're fluffy! It won't work!

Ok, Plan B. Confuse them with statistics. Arancaytar? Aran? ARAN???!! Damn!

Ahem. Plan C time guys. Everyone on Alorael's shoulders. EVERYONE. It's our only hope. Really. I call top.

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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Profile #51
Zephyr, are you returning, or have you been here all along? I thought you'd left...

Alex, thank you for making this one of the best Welcome topics I've ever seen.

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Just for the sake of correctness, shouldn't that be good old William T. Fletcher throwing the mangos?

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? Man, ? Amazing
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Profile #54
Hmmm.

Random addition of new characters, perhaps becoming pivotal to the plot, offering up body parts to the rising turtle population.

I applaud the idea of stick-figure parts being sacrificed.

*this message sponsored by remington, who reminds alorael that the pressure is set at 2 lbs.*
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Shaper
Member # 32
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Why hasn't Alorael taken out any of the fluffy turtles yet?

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Polaris
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Perhaps Alorael is more bluff than bite?

Either that or Drakey secretly superglued the safety to ensure the radical turtles had at least a chance of overtaking the guardpost. This could be the uprising feared by Alec and others where the soft and cuddly take over the boards.

*this message sponsored by artic, whose tentacles could still wipe out the insurgency*
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Triad Mage
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No, it is quite appropriate that I am the one throwing the mangos. Although they are better for eating than throwing ... I would prefer to throw papayas instead, which I don't really care for.

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How about kiwano fruit? They're spiked. :)

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Electric Sheep One
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Profile #59
And miserably disappointing to eat. Grrrr. The Enron of fruit!

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Infiltrator
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Isn't the mango the staple fruit of turtles?
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Wow.

Talk about interactive fiction, this is even better than ZKR.

*this message sponsored by high seas drift nets - still effective after all these years**
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Law Bringer
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I do not shoot turtles. I enjoy a symbiotic relationship with them.

—Alorael, who actually enjoys several kinds of relationships with them, but any further discussion of that will require the introduction of the many varieties of melon and their amazing variety of flavors.
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Infiltrator
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I never knew turtles could fly especially "fluffy" turtles. :confused:

but i enjoy it all the same

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Triad Mage
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quote:
Originally written by The Stew Boy:

Isn't the mango the staple fruit of turtles?
Mango is the staple fruit of me. Actually, that's not exactly true. Fruit is the staple food of me. And even that's not correct. Fruit is my staple food.

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The most notorious turtle predator is the raccoon.

Behold the Raccoon of Sanity Preservation:

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:)

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Agent
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Alex, you have brightened my day. So, very funny!! But I just have to ask... who was that dark figure under the bridge???

And is somebody saving extras of these somewhere? They must never be lost to the great gigabyte in the sky.

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It was Arctic, of course. :) He munches on the invisible newbies.
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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

Do me! Do me!
Sometimes you really need to make sure that you give context.

—Alorael, who would be especially mindful of this on Spiderweb. Just a friendly warning...
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
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Alex — well done. I never thought that there could be such artistic and creative use of a turtle. And fruit.

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Polaris
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