Potara: The Fusions

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Warrior
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Many people may be familiar with DBZ where in the later episodes a set of earrings was used to fuse two people into one body, combining there personalitys, skills, and other attributes into one being. The question here is, if these earrings were real and you could use them on anyone, who would you use it on and why? Political figures? Acters/Actresses? What would you like to see?

The most interesting one I could think of would be Willy Wonka and Jet Lee. Chocolatly Kung Fu Death coupled with the power of mind control over midgets... Fear the power.

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Shaper
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I'd merge Alorael with Penis from the www.oddtodd.com poll forums. 99% of Penis's posts simply say "Penis" and nothing else. I think the combination would be interesting.

[ Tuesday, June 21, 2005 15:34: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ]

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Arafat and Sharon... haha, bastards.

Or maybe Jerry and Newman (sp...) from Seinfeld.

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If people were ment to be fused together with anything but genitals, we would probably be born to a world with it.

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I guess conjoined twins aren't people.
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I was not thinking of such poor freaks, but yes they are people. Pardon my last statement.

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TM and Drakey.

Mangos and Cabbages..

scary
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What TM drinks for breakfast is more frightening.
*Trembles due to the mental image of drinking sperm.*

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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Medicine Man:

TM and Drakey.

Mangos and Cabbages..

scary

Ben and TM.

Marxism vs. Read Teh Bible!!!

more scary.

In fact, most combinations you can come up with that involve TM are scary. :P

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Law Bringer
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I would put on the set of earrings myself and implode.

—Alorael, who would also be tempted to put them on some old favorites. A Mac and a PC? A nephil and a slith? The possibilities are endless!
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I do not need a pair of rings to fuse myself with my keyboard, I already am. (I can type blindfolded, in the air, in the food with B ranked speed (15 letters per second.) and 90% accuracy. :D )

EDIT: Fixed a little here and there. Perhaps I should learn to press the "Preview Post"-button.

[ Tuesday, June 21, 2005 18:07: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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Guardian
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I notice you said "90% accuracy".

While we're at it, let's fuse Jeff to quality game creation.

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Why? What would Jeff provide?

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That's not the point.

I just like the "Spiderweb Software" logo slapped on my loading screen. It makes me feel independent.

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Cabbages and Black Marks. Oh wait ...

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I am surprised no one has said they wanted to fuse with this guy:
IMAGE(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/06/10/border.chainsaw/story.vert.despres.ap.jpg)

The mango and this dude will join together and then rule this forum...

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Um, I would love to see a mix between Alorael and Drakey or TM and JW. So weird

Btw, I loved DBZ, but I hated Dragon Ball GT.
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Master
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quote:
Originally written by Eagle, the author soul:

I do not need a pair of rings to fuse myself with my keyboard, I already am. (I can type blindfolded, in the air, in the food with B ranked speed (15 letters per second.) and 90% accuracy. :D
That's nothing compared to typing at 60 WPM with one hand while facing the other way and eating with the other hand. With 100% accuracy.

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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

Ben and TM.

Matter and anti-matter annihilate each other, thus both Ben and TM would disappear as a result of trying to combine them.

[ Wednesday, June 22, 2005 07:59: Message edited by: Inferior ]
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How about an elephant and a rhinocerus? Does anyone know what that would yield? Because elephino...

HA! :D An oldie but goodie.

[ Wednesday, June 22, 2005 08:27: Message edited by: Drew ]
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

[QUOTE]In fact, most combinations you can come up with that involve TM are scary. :P
I think the most interesting result would be obtained from placing the earrings on TM and Kel. Imagine the composite creature attempting to design a scenario. :P

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Triad Mage
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quote:
Originally written by Inferior:

quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

Ben and TM.

Matter and anti-matter annihilate each other, thus both Ben and TM would disappear as a result of trying to combine them.

They wouldn't disappear, they would cause a massive explosion that would destroy the world.

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Ouch. The result could have the philosophic depth of a TM scenario, and the comprehensiveness and fascination of a Kelandon one. However, there is an equal chance of the reverse happening.

At the risk of repercussions, I suggest Djur and Logalot.

[ Wednesday, June 22, 2005 14:50: Message edited by: Vote Arancaytar ]

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Actually, nearly any two designers would have the same problem. My design strategies are just as incompatible with, say, the collective Creator's as they are with TM's. This came as a surprise to me, but it's clearly true.

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quote:
Originally written by Vote Arancaytar:

the comprehensiveness and fascination of a Kelandon one.
If by "comprehensiveness and fascination", you mean "cliches ad nauseum", then maybe. But that's still not very fascinating when you've put up with the same nonsense for years on end. I wonder if the Vahnatai will be the villains in Bahss' sequel? It's virtually the only stereotype that ISN'T in that scenario.

And don't get me started on the gameplay.

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