Moderator Board - What are they up to?

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AuthorTopic: Moderator Board - What are they up to?
Warrior
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Just because I'm really, really bored, I'm gonna start this somewhat pointless topic which will probably lower my karma by quite a bit. Or not. Can't say I care.

Have any of you guys ever wondered whats goining on in the Moderator Boards? They've got as much topics as the Geneforge forum, and more than the Richard White and Subterra forums. It's not much compared to the rest of the forums, but it makes you wonder what they are talking about in there. Any Ideas? (I've heard some suspicious rumours that the Nephilim vs. Slith topic has been reincarnated there!)

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-Step aside, worthy adversary!
-T'is but a scratch!
-A scratch! Your arms off!
(pause)
-I've had worse!
-You liar!
-C'mon, you pansy!
(Fighting continues.)
-Allright. We'll call it a draw then.
-Oh I see. Running away are we? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take whats coming for you! I'll bite your legs off!

"You know that you've played Halo 2 to much when you sit down for dinner, pick your fork up, look at the knife, and in the corner of your vision, you see *Press X to pick up Press Y to dual wield*"
Posts: 182 | Registered: Monday, June 17 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
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They're secretly having great orgies, I have heard. Tentacle orgies. But you didn't hear that from me. ;)

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
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I think this pretty much sums it up: http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~eet23/modboard.jpg

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Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Warrior
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Granted, but that still doesn't explain why the moderator boards have as much topics as the geneforge forum. Or do the moderators just go on random posting frenzies? And how did a wanderer get in there ?

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-Step aside, worthy adversary!
-T'is but a scratch!
-A scratch! Your arms off!
(pause)
-I've had worse!
-You liar!
-C'mon, you pansy!
(Fighting continues.)
-Allright. We'll call it a draw then.
-Oh I see. Running away are we? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take whats coming for you! I'll bite your legs off!

"You know that you've played Halo 2 to much when you sit down for dinner, pick your fork up, look at the knife, and in the corner of your vision, you see *Press X to pick up Press Y to dual wield*"
Posts: 182 | Registered: Monday, June 17 2002 07:00
Off With Their Heads
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The CoC mentions a few things that the moderator board can be used for.

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Shake Before Using
Member # 75
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The moderator board is rarely pruned. Thus, topics there date back to July 2004.

EDIT: If you try to go to the mod board and are told "you do not have permission to access this area!", your name still shows up on the visitors list.

[ Thursday, April 14, 2005 11:29: Message edited by: Imban ]
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
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I've seen the mod forums before. And now I know why our catch phrase is "leave your sanity at the door".

I doubt I'll ever be the same...

/me moves to corner and whimpers

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Agent
Member # 1993
Profile #7
quote:
Originally written by :Slash::
...Have any of you guys ever wondered whats goining on in the Moderator Boards? ...
They have coffee parties with fresh cookies from Saunders. I saw at least once her invitation, long long ago ...

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Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
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They get free pipes in the Mod Board.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
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TM's Krazy Kwilting Korner lives on!

—Alorael, who will say nothing of hidden smoky compartments in smoky rooms where the conspiracies behind conspiracies are planned.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #10
quote:
Originally written by Tierra, humo, polvo, sombra, nada:

TM's Krazy Kwilting Korner lives on!

—Alorael, who will say nothing of hidden smoky compartments in smoky rooms where the conspiracies behind conspiracies are planned.

Conspiracies behind Conspiracies?!

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The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki!
"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
BANNED
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Profile #11
quote:
Originally written by [b:
]Slash:[/b]:
Granted, but that still doesn't explain why the moderator boards have as much topics as the geneforge forum. Or do the moderators just go on random posting frenzies? And how did a wanderer get in there ?
Wanderers can be members. Just set your status to "invisible". As for what they're up to, I agree with the orgie part :D Either that, or abusing their powers by eating donuts just like cops. :eek:

Also, closer look reveals "show topics from last 10 days". I guess they're having orgies on private messaging.

[ Friday, April 15, 2005 13:00: Message edited by: Canned ]

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Posts: 394 | Registered: Saturday, November 20 2004 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
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Do mod board posts show up on recent topics still? I thought that was fixed.

—Alorael, who doesn't want anyone to know the secrets of the moderators. If revealed, they could have dire consequences on Spiderweb, nay, upon the entire world! Maybe.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Agent
Member # 3349
Profile Homepage #13
I think there's this ***secret*** way of getting into the mod board. Can't you find a mod and if he was last sighted in the moderator forum on a topic, can't you go there and save the link so you can go there whenever? If not, I've wasted six good stars for nothing.

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And everybody say....Yatta!
Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
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The funny thing with a database and a php page accessing it is, no matter where the link is and how you got it, if it leads to a forum you're not allowed into, it won't lead you in.

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The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki!
"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #15
quote:
Originally written by Tierra, humo, polvo, sombra, nada:

TM's Krazy Kwilting Korner lives on!
^_^

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人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ
Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #16
They have parties where they drink jolt coca cola and forty ouncers and eat ding dongs and twinkies and play computer games until four in the morning.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #17
I'd rather not be associated with "eating ding dongs", thank you. >>
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #18
Prefer twinkies :P

[ Saturday, April 16, 2005 08:38: Message edited by: Dolphin ]

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
BANNED
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Profile #19
maybe jeff doesnt exist!
that board is for mods to decide what fake "Jeff's" new move should be. they are trying to take over our minds!

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Posts: 296 | Registered: Monday, September 22 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 3349
Profile Homepage #20
Didn't we just get a new member called "jeffsdeboard"?. Looks like the replacement is already here.....

I bet Alorael is secretly behind the whole "SpidWeb is Jeff" theory. It's a gigantic conspiracy I tell you!

EDIT: Woo-hoo! 777 posts! Hoo-ra for me!

[ Saturday, April 16, 2005 08:52: Message edited by: 'Da Holiest of all Toenails ]

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And everybody say....Yatta!
Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 5585
Profile #21
quote:
Originally written by Annuit Coeptis:

Conspiracies behind Conspiracies?!
There's a reason that this chatboard is on the homepage of the Scorched Earth party.

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Posts: 258 | Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3898
Profile #22
Not only does Jeff Vogel not exist, but in the moderator board they are secretly modifying people's brains, causing them to believe what Jeff has said incorrectly was never said (such as that idiotic myth than Geneforge was going to be sci-fi) and that if Jeff says something, it is automatically true, despite past evidence. All "memories" that contradict what is said by Jeff and Spiderweb Software now are obviously incorrect and should be dismissed.

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

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Posts: 364 | Registered: Saturday, January 17 2004 08:00
Warrior
Member # 1320
Profile #23
quote:
Originally written by Toasty Warm:

They have parties where they drink jolt coca cola and forty ouncers and eat ding dongs and twinkies and play computer games until four in the morning.
Aww, so they're just normal people? And I had my hopes up.

Incedently, i believe that the lone wanderer shown on that picture was me, checking if you could actually get in into the moderator board before posting this topic and making an über fool out of myself.

It really surprises me that this topic still lives. This is the first topic that I've ever started that has lasted more than ten or so posts. And it was because of that that I checked the mail-when-someone-posts checkbox, and got my inbox flooded with twenty e-mails that I rapidly deleted.

[ Saturday, April 16, 2005 10:47: Message edited by: :Slash: ]

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-Step aside, worthy adversary!
-T'is but a scratch!
-A scratch! Your arms off!
(pause)
-I've had worse!
-You liar!
-C'mon, you pansy!
(Fighting continues.)
-Allright. We'll call it a draw then.
-Oh I see. Running away are we? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take whats coming for you! I'll bite your legs off!

"You know that you've played Halo 2 to much when you sit down for dinner, pick your fork up, look at the knife, and in the corner of your vision, you see *Press X to pick up Press Y to dual wield*"
Posts: 182 | Registered: Monday, June 17 2002 07:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #24
I'll bet they mostly argue about who to can, who to ban, and who to give a custom title. ;)

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