I AM TEH SPAMER

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Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #0
Due to inflating my post count by answering newbies' questions on the game boards (and untold VoDT questions — "I killed the chief spider and can't beat the game! Now what?!"), an activity which inadvertently got me a modship (over three games that I haven't actually bought, no less), I have managed to achieve 2000 posts in just over nine months. I am still waiting for the Canning, but I'm sure it's coming.

At any rate, I wanted to invite you all to celebrate with me in this thread. TWO THOUSAND! W00T!!

*confetti*

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Warrior
Member # 3035
Profile Homepage #1
congratz....

*brings the bawls*

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Maker of the Geneforge 3 Trainer for windows.

[NEWEST v.0.9 ~~ Trainer D/L [URL=http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=19;t=000423;p=2[/URL](.zip, 103kb)
Posts: 73 | Registered: Monday, May 26 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
Profile Homepage #2
Shut up.

I haven't even got 1000 yet.

But congratulations, I guess.

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The critics agree!

Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly!

"I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin!
Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4389
Profile Homepage #3
*snap snap snap*

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fame fame fatal fame
it can play hideous tricks on the brain
Posts: 407 | Registered: Friday, May 14 2004 07:00
BANNED
Member # 5219
Profile #4
Lol. I'm just wondering, why do you want the canned title?

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You can take my Windows XP when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse!
Posts: 394 | Registered: Saturday, November 20 2004 08:00
Agent
Member # 618
Profile Homepage #5
Congratulations Kel.

Now if you'll give me a couple of hours, I'll bake you a cake. But this will be no ordinary cake! Oh no! This will be a Spam Caketm.

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Aut Tace Aut Loquere Meliora Silencio
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Warrior
Member # 4973
Profile #6
Hurray! A party! *brings out the fireworks*

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There are three kinds of people in the world: those who think, those who think they think, and those who would rather die than think.
Posts: 104 | Registered: Thursday, September 16 2004 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #7
Congratulations, Kel. At the rate I've been posting, it'll be many, many months before I'm where you're at now.

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
congrats. at this rate, you'll get past my post count in no time... -_-

*shoots into the sky with AK-47*

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
BANNED
Member # 5219
Profile #9
Maybe I should *spam*. :D Maybe not... :D

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You can take my Windows XP when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse!
Posts: 394 | Registered: Saturday, November 20 2004 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
Profile Homepage #10
You speak as if you are innocent.

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The critics agree!

Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly!

"I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin!
Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 4942
Profile #11
Congrats Kel! For being the best newb ever!

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Wham Bam Shizam
Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3719
Profile Homepage #12
None of us are innocent

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Scandalous Stories, fishing,and great photos
Posts: 294 | Registered: Monday, November 24 2003 08:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #13
"-" just wants 100.

Congrats, Kel!!! I doubt us people would vote to can you though...

Alo'd better speed up. :P

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-ben4808

For those who love to spam:
CSM Forums
RIFQ
Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #14
At this rate, you'll catch up with me in another year or two! Congrats, and keep up the informative, non-spam posting!

—Alorael, who is more impressed by the ratio of information to flame than by the ratio of signal to noise. Anyone can make sense, but it's a rare person who can make sense without getting really, really angry.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #15
Wow! And I remember your first few posts! You, if I remember correctly (and it is unlikely), discussed the history of the Sliths with Drakey. From that minute, I knew that you'd be a (whisper it!) potential rival to Alorael!

Actually, I'm lying, but well done anyway!

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"I am a living sign..."

Thus endeth this post.
Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #16
I actually do remember Kel's first few posts. He began his SW tenure with a statistical survey of the population of these boards, then (as we know) moved on to bigger and better things.

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #17
My first post... *snif* I was a 1-post newbie only nine months ago. *gets all teary-eyed*

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
By Committee
Member # 4233
Profile #18
I stand in awe of your posting prowess, Kel. Unlike other recent newbs who spam away to bolster their post count, I am reluctant to follow suit. Though we've been members roughly as long as one another, you nevertheless have been able to match quantity with quality, a substantive achievement indeed - may Allah bless you with one thousand sons.

[ Friday, December 10, 2004 07:28: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ]
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 5005
Profile #19
Major congrats, Kel! You're my little guru, now. A lap dance is in order, I believe. ;)

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Beware the Were-Rabbit!
Posts: 45 | Registered: Tuesday, September 21 2004 07:00
Warrior
Member # 5091
Profile #20
quote:
Originally written by Wizcozski:

Major congrats, Kel! You're my little guru, now. A lap dance is in order, I believe. ;)
You know, someday someone's just going to break down, go to Berkeley, and viciously murder the two of you in bed. And I will laugh, laugh, laugh....
Posts: 180 | Registered: Friday, October 15 2004 07:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #21
Wizcozski, I love you dearly.

Djur, all I can say is :ph34r:

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 154
Profile #22
I believe my member number is lower than all of you, yet my postcount is abysmally low.

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Inconsistently backward.
SWOH. IM, PATF, ND.
Posts: 612 | Registered: Saturday, October 13 2001 07:00
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #23
- Mommy, why does Kel have so much posts?
- It's because he is a postwhore, little one.
- That sounds really bad mommy.
- And it is bad. Buttpirates touch bad boys like him at night.
- Mommy, do buttpirates touch me too? I am not a bad boy, I dont' want buttpirates. *Sobs*
- It's allright dear, you are a good boy.

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Bending, but not in the way you might imagine.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #24
how come i don't get any buttpirates? :(

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00

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