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bosot yuor stasifcatoipnmseusd with Cialisonw

Calisieukre (Super Wigracatoar) at $2.75 per doseatw
Raedy to bostosay yuor sezxecbo lfie? Poistiveerirze?
Time to do it rigthibt now.
Oderr CialisT^% at incredibly%^T^% low prices%^T^%^%

%^S$2.75 per dose. Unbelivable%^T^%^%
%^SOff%^T^%^%

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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Christ. Like a nightmare, except I don't wake up screaming - I'm already up.

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Polaris = joy.

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G-R-A-M-M-A-R. And common sense.

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For some reason, TM thought it worth transcribing an email he received. :P

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Umm, what i can make sense of, I say: yikes! :) I guess those are the things you take when you're feeling somewhat down, and need some girls. :P

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It's a garbled advertisement for Cialis, which is similar to Viagra. I wonder how it got so garbled. It looks like it went from HTML to plain text and back, with a trip through an AIM-speak translator just for fun.

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BOSOT YUOR STASIFCA2IPNMSAUSD WIT CIALISONW

CA3LISIUKR3 (SUP3R WIGRACA2AR) AT $2751111!1!!!! OMG OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG OMG OMG LOL WTF OMG WTF P3R DOS3ATW
RA3DY 2 BOS2SAY YUOR SAZX3CBO LF3I111111!!!1?1!!1 OMG OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF POISTA3VARIRZA
TMA1!111??1????!?!!!!!!111!!!!1111!!?!?!!! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL 2 DO IT RIGTHIBT NOW
OD3R11111!11!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL CIALIST^% AT INCR3DIBLY%^T^% LOW PR3ICS%^T^%^%
%^S$2751 OMG WTF PAR DOS31 OMG LOL UNBLIVABLA%^T^%^%
%^SOF%^T^%^%

[ Monday, November 29, 2004 19:46: Message edited by: Wilfred A. Spurts ]

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They're deliberately garbled now to get past spam filters.

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I still think the original message went through massive conversions and was altered as it was mass mailed from recipient to recipient.

It might go past your spam filter, in which case you should get a better one, but my brain hurts just looking at the "%T^%T%^%%T^."

I cannot decipher this part of the first post, though: "Calisieukre"

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Its a hidden message! Kinda like the morse code, except in different form. :P

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It won't be long until spam filters get upgraded to see these kind of messages too, I hope. That'd be another step on the way to functional Artificial Intelligence!

Says a lot about us that we'd develop it to protect us from Spam. :rolleyes:

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But what if the AI would decide to go on a strike? I think that's how they are going to take over the world.

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ahhahaha i rule u droool
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Well, not every AI has to pass the Turing test you know. It could just be a very complex set of instructions on how to find, for example, this bloody word 'Vicodin' in the mails I get. Seriously... "V-i.c_o?d!i,n" ? How smart is that? :rolleyes: I could make a Java program right now that'd turn up that kind of thing.

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I'm astonished TM even bothered to open it.
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quote:
Originally written by Wilfred A. Spurts:
BOSOT YUOR STASIFCA2IPNMSAUSD WIT CIALISONW

CA3LISIUKR3 (SUP3R WIGRACA2AR) AT $2751111!1!!!! OMG OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG OMG OMG LOL WTF OMG WTF P3R DOS3ATW
RA3DY 2 BOS2SAY YUOR SAZX3CBO LF3I111111!!!1?1!!1 OMG OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF POISTA3VARIRZA
TMA1!111??1????!?!!!!!!111!!!!1111!!?!?!!! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL 2 DO IT RIGTHIBT NOW
OD3R11111!11!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL CIALIST^% AT INCR3DIBLY%^T^% LOW PR3ICS%^T^%^%
%^S$2751 OMG WTF PAR DOS31 OMG LOL UNBLIVABLA%^T^%^%
%^SOF%^T^%^%

This has to be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

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I would post a few mails of mine AOLized, too.. but no way I'll be giving out the details how to get my lottery wins sent to me!

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Indeed, mesmerizing.

quote:
FROM MRS!!1!1!! LOL SUSAN SHABANGU
GRETNGS11!1 OMG WTF LOL 2 U WARM H3ART I OFAR MAH FREINDSHIP AND GRETNGS AND I HOP3 THIS MALE METS U IN GOD TIEM!!11!1!! LOL HOWAVAR STRANGA OR SURPRISNG THIS CONTACT MIGHT SEM 2 U WE HAEV NOT M3T P3RSONALY OR HAD ANY D3ALNGS DA PAST I HUMBLY ASK TAHT U TAEK DUA CONSIEDRATION OF ITS 1MPORTANC3 AND DA IM3NSE BNAFIT IT WIL B 2 U1111!! OMG WTF LOL CAERFUL CONSIEDRATION WIT MAH CHILDR3N WA RESOLVED 2 CONTACT U FOR UR MOST NEDED
ASISTANCE IN THIS MAN3R1111!1! OMG WTF I DULY APOLOGIEZ FOR INFRNGNG ON UR PRIVACY IF THIS CONTACT IS NOT ACAPTABLE 2 U AS I MAEK THIS PROPOSAL 2 U AS A PERSON OF INTEGRITY FIRST1111! WTF AND FORAMOST I WISH 2 INTRODUCE MYSALF PROP3RLY 2 U11!1 LOL MAH NME IS MRS11!1 WTF SUSAN SHABANGU MOTHER OF THRE AND DA DEPUTY MINISTER OF MIENRALS AND ENERGY OF DA R3PUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA FOR S3V3N U!!!11!1! LOL CAN GO THROUGH MAH PROFIEL LOL MAH BLOVED HUSBAND DEID
WHILST ON AN OFICIAL TRIP 2 TRINIDAD AND 2BAGO IN
FABRUARY 201 WHEN1!1!1! OMG LOL MAH HUSBAND DEID I WAS CONTACTED AS N3XT OF KIN BY A PRIVAET SECURITY FIRM IN AUROP3 2 COMA WIT TEH ARTIFICAET OF DAPOSIT AND CLAME A SAEFTY DAPOSIT MAH HUSBAND HAS IN THEYRE VAULT IN HIS NME111!1!1! OMG LOL AT
OTHAR DOCUMENTS RELATNG 2 TEH SAEFTY D3POSIT IN DA!111 OMG WTF SAEFTY D3POSIT WHICH IS A TRUNK IS S2KAD WITH HARD CURENCY (US DOLARS)2TALNG $185000 WHICH WAS G3NERAETD FROM CASH PAYMENTS FROM HIS BUSIENS ASOCIAETS IN THIS PROJECT WIL B 2 ACT ON MAH BHALF AS A TRUSTE 2 RECEIEV DA SAEFTY DAPOSIT CONTANENG TH3 FUNDS FROM TEH SECURITY FIRM!1!!11 LOL THOUGH I BLEIVA THIS TRANSACTION SHUD B BAESD ON MUTUALITY MAH FMILYS INTEREST WIL B PROT3CTAD BY A FMILY ASOCIAET WHO IS A LAWYER(ATORNEY) ATACH3D 2 TEH SOUTH AFRICAN 3MBASY IN DA COUNTRY WH3RE TEH SECURITY FIRM IS LOCAETD HE!1!! WTF IS NOW R OF TEH SAEFTY DEPOSIT AND I HAEV INFORM3D HIM TAHT IM LOCATNG ONA OF MY HUSBANDS BUSIENS ASOCIAETS U 2 HANDLE THE FUNDS AND INVAST ON OUR BHALF AS HE MIGHT B OPOSED 2 OUR D3CISION IF HA FOUND OUT TAHT I BAERLY U!!11 OMG WTF UR RALIABLE ASISTANC3 WA R OFARNG U 15 %($27500) OF DA FUNDS11!11 I THANK U IN ADVANCE AS W3 ANTICIPAET UR ASISTANCA IN ANABLNG US ACHEIVE THIS GOAL
ON111! OMG H3ARNG FROM U I WIL FORWARD UR CONTACT 2 LOL WARM REGARDS
MRS1111!! WTF SUSAN SHABANGU
D3PUTY MINIST3R OF MIENRALS AND AN3RGY
SOUTH AFRICA
And I guess that concludes the topic...

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This raises an important question.

How effective are these hideously garbled advertisements which make it through the spam blocker, anyway?
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They loose their effectiveness if you are unable to read them. :P

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They weren't terribly effective to begin with.

—Alorael, who firmly believes that the only kind of person who would actually pay attention to and possibly even believe spam is also the kind of person who is unlikely to notice anything wrong with the garbled version.
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I mean, who does that drug stuff online anyway? I say just go to Canada to get your Viagra. And knowing Canada, it is probably better quality Viagra. :P

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Those goddamned Canadians, with their huge, burly cocks...

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Odd. I was under the impression Canadians were, uh... lacking.

You learn new stuff every day.

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quote:
Originally written by [b:
Wham Bam Shizam v 2.0[/b]]
I mean, who does that drug stuff online anyway? I say just go to Canada to get your Viagra. And knowing Canada, it is probably better quality Viagra. :P
I fail to concur :P

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w00t!

[ Wednesday, December 01, 2004 05:27: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ]
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