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By Committee
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 05:26
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quote:I fail to concur :P [/b][/quote]You've tried Canadian Viagra? ...for that matter, were you trying to concur, or just don't? [ Wednesday, December 01, 2004 05:29: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 07:35
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What does w00t mean? And for the record, I have not tried Canadian Viagra. Or any other type of Viagra. -------------------- Wham Bam Shizam Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 09:32
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=w00t -------------------- The Great Mister kommari@gmail.com[/url] Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 09:33
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quote:I w00t!ed because of the double post. My comments were intended for ben's "I fail to concur," not you, so be at ease. [ Wednesday, December 01, 2004 09:35: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 09:36
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-08 isn't ben, as far as I know. Certainly not his main account. -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 11:09
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That was just mind-boggling. I mean - %£%^"£^%^"£$%%£"&%$"*%$ just doesn't make much sense. And most spam filters filter out whole bunches of "String code" like that. But if they dot words into it... Oh well, at least we think we have lotsa emails, even if we only have one proper one in our mailbox. - Archmagi Micael And what is it with spammers :confused: - It's a waste of time anyway! -------------------- "You dare Trifle with Exile?" - Erika the Archmage -------------------- My Scenarios: Undead Valley : A small Undead problem, what could possibly go wrong? -------------------- Proof of Richard Black's existance: Richard Black - PROOF of his existance (the Infernal one's website). Posts: 1370 | Registered: Thursday, June 10 2004 07:00 |
Off With Their Heads
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 11:51
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But it costs essentially no money, so if they get even one customer who actually buys the product out of, say, ten thousand e-mails, they make money out of it. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 13:39
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quote:I think it would make sense, given his whole "ben4808" thing. Could be wrong though. Meh. Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 14:35
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Well, he does have similar thought patterns (or lack there-of). -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 1 2004 17:46
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I think that Viagra is kind of unfair. Who ever asked them if they want 70 year old men walking around with boners for 5 hours? :P -------------------- Wham Bam Shizam Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 2 2004 05:57
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Probably the 70 year old men. Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Thursday, December 2 2004 07:21
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If erection is sustained for more than 4 hours please get medical attention. Posts: 564 | Registered: Wednesday, April 14 2004 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 14:52
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I repeat- the following email was not made up. ---- From: jumping conciliate <freshens@clubbemanor.freeserve.co.uk> Subject: boost your saisfacttioanigtusn with Cialisfudidru Cailigsruc (Super Wigraastprwoa) at $2.75 per doseakafob Reday to bosoutc yuor sedxrys life? Poitsveiapdrcs? Tmie to do it rgityhahpe now. Odrer CialisT^% at incredibly%^T^% low prices%^T^%^% %^S$2.75 per dose. Unbelivable%^T^%^% %^SOff%^T^%^% -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 15:35
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Commercials around here always say "You can be ready for up to 36 hours!" I'm sorry, but if I'm "ready" for longer than an hour (WITHOUT any action), something is wrong. -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 15:49
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What kind of websites you visit anyway? I've never gotten any kind of emails similar to that. -------------------- You can take my Windows XP when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 394 | Registered: Saturday, November 20 2004 08:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 17:48
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It ain't that I don't visit those sorts of websites, but I don't have autofill selected, and my computer has a firewall to boot. I'm guessing that my email was picked up whenever I posted it somewhere. -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 17:54
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Just to clarify, readiness is different from having an erection. Cialis is slightly more potent than Viagra and lasts longer, and it is popular among spam E-mails because the spammers want to prey on this common simple comparison. I also wonder who responds seriously to these E-mails, though. I think most of them already have prescriptions for sexual enhancement drugs, but they constantly complain about high drug costs. Hence, the advertisements appeal to them. Does anyone else have another thought regarding this? -------------------- What do I put here? -Garrison Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Friday, December 3 2004 18:00
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We wouldn't have all this crap if sending a mail cost, say, a cent a dozen. The only people it's really going to hit are people who sent out thousands of spam mails a day. -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 18:51
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And mailing lists. And companies that send emails to entire departments or even to all employees. And various automated mailing services, such as forums that mail all replies in a thread to anyone who wants them. —Alorael, who also thinks that spammers would find any possible loophole in the system, so it's not as though one could make a selective cost. Besides, free email would require credit cards! Can't have that! Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 19:52
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The best solution is to make more mail applications that don't have such terrible spam filters. (In other, slightly related news, I haven't seem to have received any telemarketing calls lately.) -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 3 2004 22:13
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Subject: re : painfull appointment tuesday at 13-00 --- Subject: This drug makes Vi-ag-ra look like the minor leagues! --- Subject: red cross results found- 22th december X-Spam-Flag: YES X-Spam-Level: ********************** X-Spam-Status: Yes, hits=22.1 required=5.0 tests=FORGED_MUA_OIMO, FORGED_OUTLOOK_TAGS,HTML_40_50,HTML_FONT_BIG,HTML_MESSAGE, MIME_BOUND_NEXTPART,RCVD_IN_BL_SPAMCOP_NET,RCVD_IN_DSBL,RCVD_IN_NJABL, RCVD_IN_NJABL_PROXY,RCVD_IN_OPM,RCVD_IN_OPM_HTTP, RCVD_IN_OPM_HTTP_POST,RCVD_IN_SORBS autolearn=no version=2.63 (the biggest hits= I ever got was 40+) --- Subject: SU-per Hu^ge 0ffers Mboeh The L0west price of all med's is here. V1a'gra - $199.95 (60 pil|s) Va|ium - $259.95 (100 pil|s) Cia|is - $189.95 (30 pi||s) Xa'nax - $233.95 (100 pi|ls) and many m0reeee..... We are the bes't available nowadays This is 1 -time mailing. N0-re m0val are re'qui-red --- Sadly, this is the only spam I could find that wasn't HTML crap. I get about 100 to 150 spams a day, with maybe a few valid emails a week. The most common spam offers me a green card for a new life in America. Luckily, my filters take out the vast majority of the junk. Posts: 180 | Registered: Friday, October 15 2004 07:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Saturday, December 4 2004 02:25
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quote:You get those too? :D At one point I was really wondering about how many variations they could produce of a subject containing the word hurting, ("Your boyfriend is hurting", "How is my wife hurting", "Is my daughter hurting", etc.) The last mail of that particular series was a nicely rounded conclusion: "She is no longer hurting." I've had dozens of those; by now, any mail that contains the words "pain", "appointment", "sale" or "software" lands in the trash if the receiver is not on my contact list. So if you're going to send me a mail and want to be sure it arrives, just include my ICQ number (282026638) anywhere in the subject header, and it'll get through. :P -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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