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Agent
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written Sunday, May 16 2004 13:25
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Today (5/16/04) I was playing soccer and this mentally challanged guy shoved me down on the ground. The ref didn't see it and I either, A- broke it B-sprained it C- dislocated it Oh yeah, we lost too. I'm going to get it X-rayed tommorow. I hope it dosen't turn out to be too bad. -------------------- Espresso hasn't been invented yet. That stinks. Xian Skull- Avernum 3 Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Sunday, May 16 2004 13:36
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I really hope you're not using 'it' in the sense 'it' is usually used when standing alone.  -------------------- AnamaFreak (3:59:56 AM): Shounen-ai to the MAX Misogynism is the wave of the future, but it sure pisses the womenfolk off. Shocking, isn't it? Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, May 16 2004 13:38
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no, no. I have all five on each hhand. At least, I hope I'll still have 'em when the doctors are done. I've never had any part of my body amputated before and I hope not to start tommorow... -------------------- Espresso hasn't been invented yet. That stinks. Xian Skull- Avernum 3 Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Sunday, May 16 2004 15:07
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Actually, I meant that you didn't actually tell us what got broken/sprained/dislocated, and by contextual convention the best way to fill in the blanks was your wang. Then again, maiming your hand/digits sucks hard too. I hope you didn't hurt anything too bad. -------------------- AnamaFreak (3:59:56 AM): Shounen-ai to the MAX Misogynism is the wave of the future, but it sure pisses the womenfolk off. Shocking, isn't it? Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, May 16 2004 15:16
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That stinks, too bad the ref didn't see it  -------------------- Scandalous Stories, fishing,and great photos Posts: 294 | Registered: Monday, November 24 2003 08:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Monday, May 17 2004 00:59
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Just because you fall down doesn't make it a foul. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, May 17 2004 01:04
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Although, the Argentinians have mastered that!! *Feels bad about Maradonna and the "Hand Of God"* All argentinians, I apolagise, it is not your fault Maradonna is a cheat. Anyway, I'm sure you got the moral victory! -------------------- Please visit Random Stupidity to see the amazing Spamness, or the wonderful-seven-posts-in-a-row-topic. And have fun! Bod rules!! Thus endeth this post. Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, May 17 2004 14:59
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Like the esteemed gentleman said, it might have been a bit of him, but it was also a bit of the Hand of God. And I'm inclined to believe God was on his side. -------------------- AnamaFreak (3:59:56 AM): Shounen-ai to the MAX Misogynism is the wave of the future, but it sure pisses the womenfolk off. Shocking, isn't it? Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, May 17 2004 15:01
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Referees never call anything... except on the team you want to win.  -------------------- "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes back into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche "There is no dodging the quad laser." -Ignignok Posts: 469 | Registered: Thursday, November 14 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, May 18 2004 00:04
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Although, England usually do well when getting penalties. -------------------- Please visit Random Stupidity to see the amazing Spamness, or the wonderful-seven-posts-in-a-row-topic. And have fun! Bod rules!! Thus endeth this post. Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Tuesday, May 18 2004 00:52
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Michael Owen and Francis Jeffers are two of the most notorious floppers in the game. Liverpool got 16 penalties this year. Robert Pires is pretty awful too. Paul Gallagher had a similar 'Hand of God' goal against Newcastle this year. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, May 18 2004 01:28
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Owen has to - Heskey won't help, and he's not as good as he was! -------------------- Please visit Random Stupidity to see the amazing Spamness, or the wonderful-seven-posts-in-a-row-topic. And have fun! Bod rules!! Thus endeth this post. Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Tuesday, May 18 2004 02:16
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I'm inclined to think that sportsmen ought to play a little of other games. For example, if rugby players played soccer they might learn that they can't kick very well and it gets boring quickly and football players might stop diving. -------------------- "I particularly like the part where he claims not to know what self-aggrandisement means, then demands more wing-wongs up his virgin ass" Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, May 18 2004 12:22
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I'm back. It was my right thumb that got hurt. The doctors said its broken. It's in a cast for three weeks. Guess I'm officially left-handed.   -------------------- Espresso hasn't been invented yet. That stinks. Xian Skull- Avernum 3 Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, May 18 2004 12:23
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whoops. double post. Sorry. [ Tuesday, May 18, 2004 14:07: Message edited by: Slasher ] -------------------- Espresso hasn't been invented yet. That stinks. Xian Skull- Avernum 3 Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, May 18 2004 15:45
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I'm sorry you broke your thumb man. What are you going to do about the guy who pushed you down? -------------------- Live teh fez. Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Wednesday, May 19 2004 01:24
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Heskey falls down, but that's just because he's uncoordinated. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, May 19 2004 12:53
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to answer your question D.S, when I get my cast off that guy will get a first class ride to the Emergency Room when I'm done with him...  -------------------- Espresso hasn't been invented yet. That stinks. Xian Skull- Avernum 3 Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, May 19 2004 16:45
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Right, and speaking of pain, I went wakeboarding for the first time this Sunday evening, and I got sore. The hardest part was getting my feet out of the sockets. *ahem* (points at first post) -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, May 19 2004 18:44
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I don't know what it is with Australians and Football (the kind played with a round ball). We just don't seem to like it, well, the bulk of us anyway. Maybe it's because we don't have a team in the world cup - I reckon if we did, it'd generate some viewers. I used to play it when I was younger, and it's a sick game - I think it's just that there's not enough goals scored for what we're used to. Maybe if they like DOUBLED the width of the goals. Hehehehe. Md. Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, October 1 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, May 20 2004 14:30
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quote:What is the point? Majordomo - yeah, same with Canadians and soccer too. Actually, we just suck at sports in general... except hockey. We're very good at hockey. The U.S. even beats us there, though. Canada's so backwards. [ Thursday, May 20, 2004 14:35: Message edited by: Rosycat 1.1 ] -------------------- "This was like having Arctic, Thuryl, Khoth, TM, and Scorpius with me naked in a broom closet full of tentacles" - Sir Motrax Polaris My BoE graphics Posts: 407 | Registered: Friday, May 14 2004 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, May 20 2004 14:46
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Go for moose-riding. I'm sure no one else has mastered that. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Thursday, May 20 2004 17:13
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True, but more interesting things have been done with moose. (as my signature will show) -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, May 21 2004 12:02
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I like moose... MY MOOSE! -------------------- Espresso hasn't been invented yet. That stinks. Xian Skull- Avernum 3 Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |