Whats the best creature you'd wanna ride in the BoA game

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AuthorTopic: Whats the best creature you'd wanna ride in the BoA game
Axerax
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 written Monday, November 17 2003 18:20 Profile Homepage #0
Pick your favorite thing you'd wanna ride as a mount in a BoA scenerio.

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Custer
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 written Monday, November 17 2003 18:25 Profile Homepage #1
Rentar-Ihrno. I like my women with brains and an evil streak.

And the extremely tall and double-jointed bits don't hurt either.

[ Monday, November 17, 2003 18:26: Message edited by: Saishuu Heiki Custer ]

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Stugri-La
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 written Monday, November 17 2003 18:27 Profile #2
Attack Ferrets

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xxo
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 written Monday, November 17 2003 19:05 Profile #3
I picked horses, but I think dragons would be coolest .

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Chivlan
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 09:46 Profile Homepage #4
Bandwagon's the way.

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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 12:40 Profile #5
I put 'fish', but only because it was more pervy than Rentar as an option. There was something about it not having legs too...
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Thuryl
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 12:42 Profile Homepage #6
I voted fish as well. I think Alec's cast a shadow over this entire topic.

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Enraged Slith
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 12:49 Profile #7
Fish
Edit: Wait you meant to ride like a transport? Oh...

[ Tuesday, November 18, 2003 12:49: Message edited by: Incorrigible Slith ]

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Or else o'erleap.
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 12:55 Profile Homepage #8
Horse.

—Alorael, who almost thinks this is the worst answer after the not altogether unexpected turn this topic has taken.
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Stugri-La
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 13:11 Profile #9
Hmmmm. If I consider this question in that light, I would have to go with one of the powerful female mages, perhaps Erika. It would be interesting to see what types of spells she could cast just for the occasion .

[ Tuesday, November 18, 2003 13:12: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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Undead Kogar
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 13:30 Profile #10
The dirty plague victims in E3. It's not what I want, it's what I get.

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Khoth
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 14:34 Profile Homepage #11
The slightly twisted question was done before. I can't find the thread now though. I think Erika was generally viewed relatively poorly, because of the spells she might cast if things did not go perfectly for her.

As for the intended question, none of the answers provided sound great.

Incidentally, dragons sound cool, but they take up a lot of space and need constant feeding, and they bite.

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Oracle
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 14:46 Profile #12
What about Anaximander? That way, he could send you on a pointless mission without you needing to go and see him!

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Stugri-La
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 16:15 Profile #13
quote:
I think Erika was generally viewed relatively poorly, because of the spells she might cast if things did not go perfectly for her.
But she could always cast a bunch of spells before things got started, to ensure that everything would go perfectly for her. By working a few, ahem, modifications on her companion, she could guarantee a wonderful experience for the two of you. Or perhaps the five of you, if you decided against going singleton .

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caovhc1
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 17:29 Profile #14
do you mean like ride to go places like a car because im lost on the erika thing

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Enraged Slith
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 17:33 Profile #15
Well that depends on how you take things. Are you perverted (like myself. Trust me I voted fish ) or are you normal.

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Law Bringer
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 written Tuesday, November 18 2003 18:09 Profile Homepage #16
Now that I think about it, slimes are also rather intriguing possibilities no matter how you look at the question.

—Alorael, who also likes the color variety. You can have a slime for every occasion, also in multiple senses!
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Arancaytar
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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 00:22 Profile Homepage #17
Yes, but the experience is likely to be a short and painful one if you do not have protection against acid.

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Thuryl
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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 00:59 Profile Homepage #18
Well, not all slimes are acidic.

Emerald Slimes make you fall asleep, so I guess they're not all that good a choice.

Try an Amber Slime and you'll get stuck, which isn't really such a great thing for reasons that should be obvious.

And Mauve Slimes probably, I dunno, make you glow in the dark or something, which, while admittedly making for some rather neat party tricks, probably isn't too healthy either.

And of course I'm talking entirely about riding them in the sense of mounting... er, um, I mean jumping on them... straddling them? ... oh, I give up.

Oh, and the Alien Slime? Don't even get me started on that one...

[ Wednesday, November 19, 2003 01:01: Message edited by: John Winston Howard ]

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The Immortal
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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 04:16 Profile Homepage #19
I'd rather mount myself, thank you very much.

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Angry Ogre
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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 09:28 Profile Homepage #20
six legged alien beasts all the way!!!

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Chivlan
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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 10:27 Profile Homepage #21
I am riding a bucket.



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Axerax
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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 11:09 Profile Homepage #22
The point of the topic was to pick out what thing you'd want to ride as TRANSPORT not as a personal slave... I'll add dragon and a few more things as options.

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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 11:19 Profile #23
Hey, Stughalf - I always wondered what Erika kept those doomguards around for....
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Stugri-La
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 written Wednesday, November 19 2003 12:34 Profile #24
You don't want to know what's under all that armor.........! But yes, Erika has found that doomguards make far better servants than ordinary male humans, due to their superior strength, and, um, er, stamina.

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