Some Motrax Poetry
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Bob's Big Date
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written Saturday, November 8 2003 21:06
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I was disappointed to find today A post full of poems with nothing to say; 'Tho I get the slam, Know I don't program And I'd like better verse right away. [ Saturday, November 08, 2003 21:08: Message edited by: Saishuu Heiki Custer ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, November 9 2003 01:45
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Short is beautiful they say. Well damn them. I always hated them anyway. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, November 9 2003 09:01
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FYI, "posse" (pronounced "Poss-Ee") does not rhyme with "floss". -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Senile Reptile
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written Sunday, November 9 2003 09:10
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Slant rhyming is a thing I use, For example, to rhyme use with fuzz, It doesn't quite exactly fit, It's a sound that's distant and fleet, But that's OK, since I'm the poet, Why don't you rhyme, if you so-well know it? -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, November 9 2003 16:22
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Commence the licks, You bundle of sticks. [ Sunday, November 09, 2003 16:24: Message edited by: Haamana ] -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, November 10 2003 09:04
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(You know, lets get something epic in) THE SAGA OF SIGMAR When the sun rests And the world is dark And the great fires are lit And the ale is poured into flagons Then is the time to sing sagas as Dwarfs do And the greatest of sagas Is the saga of Sigmar, mightiest warrior. Harken now, hear these words. And live in hope. In the time before time. Orcs roamed the land. All was darknes. It was a time of woes. It was a time of doom. It was a time of wolves. Mankind was prey. They looked to the sky. Cried to the gods; Deliver us. And the gods answered them. Into the darknes, came a light. A torch of the gods. A dragon with two tails. Flying in the sky by night. One looked to another. What can this sign mean. Orcs grew fearful. Wolves slunk back into their lairs. -Deus, who is a prophet of Sigmar. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, November 10 2003 13:18
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Alas, some poetry is non sequitur And fails to make anyone say "hur hur!" You should follow topics better Or refrain from posting a single letter. —Alorael, who brings you this verse in the hopes that this thread won't get worse. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Monday, November 10 2003 14:22
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Sa passe ma bulay pussywa. Coco bijay massissi et majollo. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, November 10 2003 21:24
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I would say use your rights, to look down on us small wrhaits. (I Know) You are very bad to me, and whiny i am not. -Deus, who think Alorael is bad to him. But Deus dont own rhyming annyway. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 08:58
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Deus, whatever, could you stop, using rhyming incompete, it does suck, Alo's fine, you're just mad, do as a favor, jump to a swamp, or at least, show as mercy, by proving that you're not *****y. By shutting up. Pistol. *sniff* Gotta love ugly, belittling poetry!  -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 09:18
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Now YOUR rhyming aint so good, So just go eat some food! I do not know your problem, But kill yourself with a goblen (I know) The saga of posting Hear these words, and live in hope… Puke my guts out on the sidewalk, Make my lungs into a sack pipe, And if you don’t squeeze my brain out, I have your head on a spear! Listen up, and go down all, I can see the hunger lurking! And what you think you are posting, Go to hell with gibberish! Alorael is complaining, A soldier of logic. Give him cheer! Give him cheer! And harken now. Read the sagas of great fires, Do not linger quick on feet! We all know what heart desires, Tales of happenings you greet! Now this topic may be ending, But our hearts will never stop! Fight for freedom fight for justice, Fight against our enemies! Bush Sadam Chirac Bin Laden, Many people want them dead, Maybe someday they will wander, In the gardens out of world. But for now let’s forget, And sleep in, The fate is unclear, And it wont clear up. -Deus, you know, the great poet. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 09:24
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quote:I find your lyrics better than Britney Spears'. That is all. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 11:02
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With rhyming this bad, I'm rather suprised How the heck Sir Motrax suvived. His poem, they create a certain sensation Of wanting to kill his every creation. And yet he sits, laughing at us all, Seeing the poets, the bad ones fall, The good ones only to rise so great, Then die by Motrax, deciding their fate. While everyone falls in all his writings, May someone survive to tell of the blighting, And prove to all, that once for this time, Motrax will let one go right on by fine. Can you believe it, can you not see? I am still alive, breathing healthily! But sure enough, that time will come, When Motrax appears with letters so dumb, Make up a verse with me inside, And show me with words, how I will die. No matter how strange, or even how lame, He still gets his way, for shame, for shame. Hey everyone, guess what I did? I made a poem, and stupid it is! =P Hmmm... my meter's off a bit, but oh well. EDIT: Yep, knew that. But I prefer "stupid it is" to "it is stupid". It just makes the poem sound a little better in my opinion, and I like doing that... how do you say... "slip" rhyming? You know, like did and is. They don't rhyme, but they are close enough. [ Tuesday, November 11, 2003 11:16: Message edited by: Tommy ] -------------------- "Friendship is two things: Trust, and sharing. I personally see it as a business opportunity." -Random Quote Posts: 203 | Registered: Friday, July 18 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 11:12
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Uh, you do know that "did" rhymes with "stupid" right? -------------------- My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid! --------- The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry... Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 11:18
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A Avernum poem page ther should be, So we can laugh "Hee hee, hee hee"! But good they are the various, Complex splat of Stratovarius (The saga continued) Among Unberogens, A child was born. A chiefs son, destined for greatness. And the gods decreed That his name shall be Sigmar The one whose coming was foretold By the sign of the gods. And this Sigmar, while yet a youth Withstood Goblin and Orc While others fled taking up His fathers axe. Defending his heart and home. Fear not mother, sister be not afraid. This house is not for burning Nor this village, not while the hand of a man Can hold the shaft of an axe. -Deus, who are looking for more Warhammer fans. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Senile Reptile
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 12:22
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I must admit I'm rather glad: Some poems are atrociously sad, Others are just plain bad. What makes me glad is Tommy's verse, It's short and simple, clear and terse, I had a laugh, I had a grin, Now I squint and pull back the pin: Tommy the poster ate poisoned salami, Tommy the poet lost his lungs. Tommy the writer was shot by a fighter, Tommy philosopher, by a tree was hung. Sauron Deceiver please use your mouse, Click 'preview post' or I'll call you a louse, You've got too many errors of the spelling variety, Correcting them would gain you propriety. I would continue my rhyming and verse, Unfortunately my time is waning, Be assured though I'm coming back After I've taken a break for gaming. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 12:31
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A brief haiku: I am Noregian, 15 yrs old. Blamed not to be, Teacher brag of oral english. -Deus, who get sad when people complain, he is doing the best he can. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 12:37
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That is not haiku. Haiku follows a pattern. Five, seven, and five. On another note, Alorael is acting strange. He hasn't sniped you. Stop stealing his sig, If you do not want to die. He does not like thieves. It is very strange That he let you live this long. Do not push your luck. Now I'm getting bored. I may write more tomorrow, But no more today. [ Tuesday, November 11, 2003 12:50: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ] -------------------- My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid! --------- The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry... Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 12:44
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On Spiderweb there are no orcs They are not even common as sporks. But if you want some epic verse I'll give you a subject, I'm not averse For if you do not cease to copy Your mortal coil shall be rather floppy. You see, I have been here quite some time To me, my sig's worth more'n a dime. Now you have come and stolen it And I'm about to pitch a fit. In otherwords, I ask, please stop Or I will smack you with a mop. —Alorael, who is semi-serious about this. He has lived through enough complaints about his idiosyncrasies to have a proprietary air towards them. It would be polite to stop imitating. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 13:22
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The wrath of Alorael is best not ignored; To make this mistake, you cannot afford. With mop, and broomstick, and rifle too, Alorael will soon stop you. And Sauron, my lad, you are a fool; Fighting Motrax, d'you think that's cool? The lizard's been 'round for several years; You're a newbie, wet behind ears. His rhyme is imperfect, his meter not right; His wit is flagging, it's losing its might. But at least his poems cause us to laugh, While yours have no more use than chaff. ...Assuming that chaff has no use, that is. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. Incaseofemergency,breakglass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 14:21
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With what has been said above, I certainly agree, Don't steal the sig, or you'll find yourself Atop a towering tree. I would advise you, good Deus, To give up poetry for a time, At least until your skill excels, And vastly improved is your rhyme. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 15:54
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A brief haiku of the Sauron type: In scool i was not when we learned of Haiku, I saw soutpark, And dont react so bad Alorael, I wont steal anymore. (It gets serious when i may die) I do the best i can with poems, But our language teacher is a bich! Nothing we learns from her help! -Deus, who-OKAY OKAY I STOP! EDIT: A chaf can be used to extensively confuse an electronic system, fighter planes use them along with flares to get missiles of their tail. I AM NOT CHALENGING MORTAX! Im trying to work in harmony with him, and improve my skilz. [ Tuesday, November 11, 2003 15:59: Message edited by: Sauron T Deciever ] -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 16:05
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You know, Sauron, I did that repeatedly when I was new. —Arancaytar, whooaaaAARRRGH. See? Don't. Besides, thou hast not the authority and authencity of ye holye m-dashe, —. If you want to copy, at least do it right. Just for the sake of poetisizing a bit: I just finished editing this here piece once more, it seemed a bit crappy the last time I posted it... *brushes a little dust off his poem*. The Ballad of Erika Redmark Erika was a sorceress Whose power blessed Ermarian She fell in disgrace with the Crown And was cast down to Avernum Her power was beyond all thought And so she wrought most mighty spells To nourish life in deepest cave And keep it save from utmost hells. But as time passed, her mind did turn To wrathful, churning thoughts of hate For ere the wizards cast her down They cursed her thus to seal her fate: That ever, if the light of sun Should touch upon her skin again Demonic ire and blazing fire Consume her in the instant then. And so her fury smouldered fey At seeing day for nevermore And soon she plotted full of gall The tyrant's fall and death through gore. A party then - for thus they named Adventurers in days of old - Was magicked up to Hawthorne's place And slew His Grace and got their gold. Years later said an Avernite That surface light'd be pretty nice. So up they went, a party bold, To seek the gold of Sunlight's rise. The Vahntai meanwhile, did strive With all their lives to thwart this end, With monster plagues of slime and steel They did conceal their true intent. So Erika went up herself To aid the heroes in their plight And battled Rentar-Ihrno there But Rentar brought the deadly light Into the caves, and on the spot A blaze as hot as brightest star Consumed the mighty sorceress. Renownèd archmage Erika. [ Tuesday, November 11, 2003 16:17: Message edited by: Arancaytar ] -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 16:07
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I once said hi, to a guy eating a pie when he looked up into the sky and said "Oh my, look at that bird fly...." *Splat* That was a dumb poem I learned from my dad... Yesterday upon the stair I saw a man who was not there He was not there again today Gee I wish he'd go away. I dno where I heard that one I would like to remind all those who have the time that poems dont always have to rhyme. -------------------- "Wow, fish." Hahahaha, I crack myself up. Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, November 11 2003 16:27
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quote:AAAH STOP DOING THAT IT IS NOT HAIKU Haiku follows a pattern. Haiku has three lines. There are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. For example, the poems in my previous post were haiku. -------------------- My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid! --------- The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry... Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |