Continue the story......
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Shock Trooper
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written Friday, August 22 2003 12:42
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Once upon a time there was a dark, masochistic bunny rabbit called Fluffy. -------------------- Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, 1930's Posts: 267 | Registered: Wednesday, November 27 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Friday, August 22 2003 13:19
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FYI, that's a really fuggin' awful way to start off a story of any sort. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, August 22 2003 13:23
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 -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, August 22 2003 13:28
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Said an ominous sounding voice out of a dimension rift to nowhere. The little bunny was sucked into the rift as it closed, to be joined forever in holy sodomy by unnamed evils. Later that same day, a scientist, with a nose made of silver, was working on a wicked experiment to... -------------------- Contradictions get me everything I want. Love is all. Love is Evil. Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, August 22 2003 13:43
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...create the ultimate cheese sandwich that would make people beg for just a taste however he needed -------------------- ...a sadist is only someone that is terribly nice to a masochist... Want to find out how nasty you really are? visit:http://www.thespark.com/ now! Also look at my site here This is also a good site Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, August 22 2003 13:56
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Then he realized what kind of profanity he was wreaking against God and all that is good and shot himself. The moment he pulled the trigger, his neighbor the homicidal clown walked in, carrying a hammer in one hand and a sickle in another. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, August 22 2003 16:05
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Then, the cops walked into the room, and the clown said "I shot him! I shot him and put the gun in his hand afterwards!" just so he could take credit for it. -------------------- My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid! --------- The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry... Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, August 22 2003 16:30
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Then, suddenly, the world began to collapse under the weight of its own spam. —Alorael, would like to give this thread the benefit of the doubt. Any developing signs of rationality will grant a stay of execution. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, August 23 2003 08:16
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Fortunately the spam was swirling fast enough that the chakredeskar (whatever) limit was not reached. Meanwhile in the rift Slayer, the little pink stoat, had met Fluffy and was rapidly force-feeding him said spam, also reducing the mass swirling aroung the planet. Unfortunately, this increased the spam in a localized area getting the attention of... -------------------- Tip of the Day: #13 Stand clear the closing door. That's treason. (THNIK)(Peculiar James, FP productions co, inc) Posts: 816 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, August 23 2003 08:31
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........a passing tie fighter pilot, who unfortunately failed to notice that he was about to crash into the immense wall of spam and, alas, he crashed. The momentum of the spacecraft carried the tie fighter hundreds of feet through the soft, spongy spam, until........ -------------------- Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, 1930's Posts: 267 | Registered: Wednesday, November 27 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, August 23 2003 08:52
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...he passed out and came to surrounded by ... -------------------- Tip of the Day: #13 Stand clear the closing door. That's treason. (THNIK)(Peculiar James, FP productions co, inc) Posts: 816 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, August 23 2003 12:43
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... large, sixty carrot orange diamonds. Pun fun. This thread deserves it. -------------------- And this was very odd because It was the middle of the night - Lewis Carrol well well well aren't we resilient Oh the fun Most generalizations are, unfortunately, true. Posts: 212 | Registered: Sunday, May 25 2003 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Saturday, August 23 2003 15:00
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Then the diamonds came to life, and gave him a jeweler's screw up the reverse piehole! -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, August 23 2003 17:02
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The pilot screamed so loudly that he destabilized the topic. Sadly, it was destroyed utterly. There were no survivors. —Alorael, who can vouch for that personally. If there are any, they are welcome to meet sniping. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |