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Being Errorized! in General
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There is that "Internal Error" thing again.
It was bugging the hell out of me when I tryed to edit one post.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Here we are, once again. in General
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First of all it is Runescape, and second of all it isn't Run Escape, it is Rune Scape.

It makes sence since you use runes for spells...though I only know this from watching my sister play.

Can we stop with all this Runescape crap? It is stupid and it should stop being talked about.
Oh god, I am sounding like Ceylon *hits head on table*.

Anyway, so what is with the computer code link?

Edit -AND I HAD A FUN TIME TRYING TO GET IN HERE AFTER I POSTED! THIS BOARD Is GOING CRAZY!!! SORRY FOR YELLING!

[ Friday, June 22, 2007 07:54: Message edited by: A Muffin running around Colorado ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Happy Birthday Alorael in General
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When Alex sees this, an image is going to come probably.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again in General
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Oh and Ceylon:
Your karma can not show as five, you have only had two votes and I voted you one.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again in General
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Okay, just leave this topic open and I will post the finished story here soon.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Avernum 1 - Graphics Problem in Tech Support
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I understand.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again in General
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But doesn't the stories answer questions?

You know, I predict that Infernal Flamming Muffin will have eraticated all the muffins by the end of 2008.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Happy Birthday Alorael in General
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And muffins.
Very good muffins that I tryed hard not to eat.

And I wonder if Alorael's relatives gave him money for his birthday.

[ Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:15: Message edited by: A Muffin running around Colorado ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again in General
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It is Andrew who is writing, Infernal Flamming Muffin who is telling the story.

Anyway, here is chapter 2.

Chapter 2:

A few months later, everyone forgets about the giant muffin. Then one day, a family is ready to eat some blueberry muffins, baking in an oven. Someone decides to take them out, yet when they are about to eat them…one rises up with glowing eyes.

Stupid, spoiled child: AHHH!!!

Aldo, happening to be walking by, rushes inside. He looks upon several muffins, and an arm that apparently the muffins didn’t like. Sssch, Mrrrhrrr, and Michael rush to Aldo and help him fight the six muffins.

The group, having much experience (and XP) with muffins, quickly dispatches the muffins. Michael examines everything.

Mrrrhrrr: (censored)! What happened!

Michael: It…I can’t figure it out.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: It is the magic of my brother.

The group, startled, looks behind and sees Infernal Flamming Muffin.

Aldo: I thought Infernal Flaming Demon was destroyed!

Infernal Flamming Muffin: He was, but his magic was released. I realized this as I took his ring. This spawned a creature somewhere. If we destroy it, it will decrease the population of muffins a lot. Then it will be possible for me to eradicate the muffins…though taking a while. We need to focus on killing that creature.

Sssch: Isn’t this plot a bit stupid?

Infernal Flamming Muffin: Yes, but it wont seem stupid. Eventually.

Mrrrhrrr: What do we need to do?

Aldo: I was going to ask that you (censored)!

Infernal Flamming Muffin watched as they argue.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: SHUT UP YOU STUPID HUMANS! Now listen, I can only pull this off if you cooperate.

Michael: Yes…should I say sir?

Infernal Flamming Muffin: Sure

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again in General
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Goldenking's reply makes sense, ADoS doesn't.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Happy Birthday Alorael in General
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I wonder if the Silent Assassin will try to catapult other kinds of fruit...

Anyway, someone should just give Alorael a custom title and admin status. Then maybe he will keep his shown name as Alorael.

Oh, and a new thread has been made in General.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Avernum 1 - Graphics Problem in Tech Support
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quote:
I think that's just how A1 is. That's the way I remember it anyway.

Guess you'll just have to live with it! :P

Or he could read my post, which obviously you haven't.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Happy Birthday Alorael in General
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And apparently it is illegal in Loreli.
And it might be illegal in Gale, though most likly some people don't like people having it there.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again in General
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Some people wondered. Other people dreaded.
A sequal?
Impossible?
Think again.

Here is chapter 1, you can have patience and wait for chapter 2 and so on.

Edit -and in case you haven't read the first one, the entire first story is at the Roost.

Chapter 1:

Infernal Flamming Muffin stares at the body of Infernal Flaming Demon, the one whom he calls brother, and the one who spawned him. Infernal Flamming Muffin picks up a ring found on one of the creature’s fingers, and places it in a special place.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: I will always remember those adventurers. It was fun to manipulate them…but it is time to leave. Before I am overwhelmed by an army of demons.

And so Infernal Flamming Muffin exits, by teleporting out of the area. He wonders what awaits him on the surface.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: This is weird! Everything is so green! And what is with that bright object above me…and that blueness surrounding it!!!

He hears screaming.

Random pedestrian: Run! It is a random demon-muffin-monster thing! AHHHH!!!

Infernal Flamming Muffin: Hello.

Random pedestrian: IT SPEAKS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

A distance away, Aldo hears the peculiar screaming and wonders what all the racket is.
A random pedestrian runs up to them.

Random pedestrian: Thank god! Help us, there is a giant 20ft muffin like thing that keeps saying hello to everyone!!! I want my mommy! *cries*

He/she runs off, and the four adventurers look at each other for a moment.

Aldo: Infernal Flaming Muffinm?

Other three: Infernal Flamming Muffin?

[ Thursday, June 21, 2007 09:21: Message edited by: A Muffin running around Colorado ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Hw old are you? in General
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That basically fits it.
At least I don't spam on purpose.

(I don't like to get in troble with anything, and warnings and things like warning really stun me for a second or two)

Edit -typo

[ Thursday, June 21, 2007 08:39: Message edited by: A Muffin running around Colorado ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
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Deathmatch Tournament -- Round Two, Part One in General
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I am surprised he hasn't noticed this.

I am also surprised that this hasn't been judged yet.
It is not that hard.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.

Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking

My scenario: Muffins n' Hell

I have been gone for a month and a half. I shall not share the reasons. I still won't be here every day.
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Avernum 1 - Graphics Problem in Tech Support
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I remember something like this.

Is your preferences set to the highest speed?

Edit -If so, you should set it lower...like median for example.

[ Thursday, June 21, 2007 08:14: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
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Happy Birthday Alorael in General
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What I meant is mainly.

Though in real life it is not likely...

And it would be irony if someone said "Long live Iffy", because Infernal Flamming Muffin has already lived a long time...and will live longer.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
How long will this forum survive?? in Richard White Games
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You know, there is a limit to this...

I wonder what flavor of muffin the Great Richard White likes.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
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In before the lock in SubTerra
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Why would people asume I want the last post?
*Notes when to stop joking around*

Anyway, so how many custom levels were made?

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
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Hw old are you? in General
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quote:
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Have I really changed the boards that much?
Or am I just popular
Long live Irony.
Umm, Ceylon...you forgot to quote the :P too.
It defines a lot of the post.

Oh, and popularity has to do with how well you are known. Then, there is good and bad popularity.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Happy Birthday Alorael in General
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Here is a birthday muffin. I killed it, and it hasn't been bitten into. Enjoy.
IMAGE(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ou4DrsJRLcBN0M:http://www.edining.ca/pictures/Lemon%2520Pound%2520Cake%2520Muffins.jpg)

Edit -and Alorael drinks skribane, not wine.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Happy Birthday Alorael in General
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Maybe Alorael's present should be becoming an admin!

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
How long will this forum survive?? in Richard White Games
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Why would I be trying to get the last post?
It is a dumb idea.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Question about magery and mighty drake boon in The Avernum Trilogy
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You can't have infinate money in A3.
I have reached the limit before.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

I will kill whoever sings "the muffin man". The song is total bull.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00

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