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The Vale RP in General
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It, not noticing the nearby female, read the paper.

"Meet me at the docks in the middle of the night. There will be a ship there. Go inside it and bring no one. If you are purposely bringing someone, you will be killed on the spot. You may bring your sword, as I'm sure you will be paranoid. But I assure you that you will not meet me. When we meet we will talk hastily and quietly. And tell no one of this, or you will be found and killed. And this paper will explode if anyone else touches it. So don't get any bright ideas. :) "

It chuckled. It thought the smile was funny. As he started to move, he heard movement (and the word **** behind him). He spun around to find someone following him.

[ Thursday, December 13, 2007 14:17: Message edited by: Iffy is begging for a PS3 ]

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
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Day Tripper in General
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Normal is overrated.
quote:
Your being stalked!? Who by!?
Someone worse than you.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
The Vale RP in General
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Profile #32
After a week, the farmer had teached It everything he could teach. "Thank you", It said. "You and your wife have been very kind to me" The farmer smiled, "Here are some change of clothes made just for you. And some food for your journey"

It smiled and left. He walked south a little untill he reached the river, then west untill he could head south again. The terrain was rough, but his long powerful legs made it easy.

He started to go southwest after a while and eventually made it to New Colonia. The trip had taken him a while and he was running out of food, so he went to buy some food.

People stared, he looked quite funny to him. "SMITE!" yelled a person in white robes. The spell missed him by inches.

It was quite shocked. "You are not human! You must be a demon! I shall kill you! The Anama don't let foul creatures like you walk the streets!"

It drew the blade that he had been given by the farmer. As he dodged spells, he ran towards the Anama. He swung his blade and made a neat cut in the Anama's arm. "REPEL SPIRIT!", he yelled. Nothing happened. "What? You're not a demon? Oops. Well, I don't care if it was self defense, you still cut my arm!"

"So you are going to kill me?" questioned It. "Yes! I am! Those drinks give me power!" said the Anama. ("So," thought It. "He is not drunk, so I will just knock him out") It knocked him out and left, while some people caried him to be treated.

Suddenly, someone sneaked up behind him, shoved a piece of paper to him, and ran.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
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Grob's Tools in Avernum 4
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Basically, it is in a camp in a chest in Eastern Gallery. If it isn't where the person before me said it was, search elsewhere.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
The Vale RP in General
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Profile #26
It woke up, shocked. Then he realized where he was and relaxed. It was happy.

The farmer greeted him when It went downstairs, "Rest well? You've been asleep for 3 days! Well, from that tale you told us, I'm not surprised. Come and eat some more."

After they ate, the farmer talked some more, "We live slightly west of Edgeville. But we don't live in the town 'cause of the dumb name and all." It chuckled.

"Well", It said. "I wasn't Created with any skills. Do you think you could help me?" "Why sure friend! In return you can do some chores aroun' the house!"

So It began some training. The farmer didn't know much, but It didn't know anything. He could get better training latter on. After all, he needs to know how to defend himself.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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I have a question, Dikiyoba.
Do you type the chapters on your computer then copy and paste when you're done?

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking

Just so you know, I am working on Muffins n' Hell the scenario.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
The Vale RP in General
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It blinked some more. It walked a distance. It was happy. Happy to be rid of that cave. It saw a plant, remembered its hunger, and ate some of it. Then he got real ichy inside himself.

"Hey! Stupid! That is poison ivy! And what are you, some kind of demon? Well, demons aren't all that bad.", said a farmer from a distance.

"Why don't you come in?" It walked to the house, and swore at the site (the farmer and his wife were surprised he could speak). Inside were sculptures of muffins. And in one place, an alter in the shape of Iffy stood.

"Yes", the farmer spoke. "We worship the holy Iffy! Screw the others, Iffy is the best!" It, angry, begin to speak,"Iffy is stupid! Iffy is a jackass!"

The farmer shrugged,"I belive in freedom of religion"
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After It ate (he didn't get his fill, the farmer didn't have much), he was led to a bedroom to sleep. It looked at a reflecting glass, seeing himself for the first time.

He was quite skinny, his ribs sticking out. He had yellow-brown skin. There was nothing inbetween his legs. He had four arms. And he had two legs. He also lacked a belly button, having never been born.

Pressing his hand to his chest, he felt two hearts. He suddenly felt a need for clothes, felling embarresed over his nakedness. He asked the farmer for clothes, and he got some that roughly fit. It would do. He thanked the farmer and went to sleep, happy to be out of that cave.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #110
Okay, I fixed it. He is not immortal.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
I'm back!!! in General
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Profile #6
I never said I didn't spam. I was just saying that I remembered reading his old posts.

What is wrong with you guys?
(And Nija, knock it off)

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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Profile #429
Nija, knock it off.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking

Just so you know, I am working on Muffins n' Hell the scenario.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Instant death nodes in Blades of Avernum
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It doesn't take that long to reload.
Also, Iffy is the only one in the cave. So a message then death when you attack him would be okay without making a custom creature script.

Edit -are you guys glad that I am finally making Muffins n' Hell?

[ Tuesday, December 11, 2007 11:08: Message edited by: Iffy ]

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
I'm back!!! in General
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Profile #2
I remember reading his old spammy posts.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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Profile #427
I feel really bad for Ephesos.

Edit -Maybe something good will come of this.

[ Tuesday, December 11, 2007 11:25: Message edited by: Iffy is begging for a PS3 ]

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking

Just so you know, I am working on Muffins n' Hell the scenario.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #106
Goldenking, I have completely changed my character. I have a new one now. How is it?

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #81
What is wrong with muffins?

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #79
Is it okay now? Or do I need to make more revisions?

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Instant death nodes in Blades of Avernum
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Well, what I want is a message to appear right before death. How is that done? And I am really confused with this.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #77
Goldenking -Muffins eat meat, okay. And magick is used to disolve it and turn it into more magick, which fuels them. And muffins breed fast. And he can mate with more than one.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Instant death nodes in Blades of Avernum
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Yes, Iffy is level 100. But if he is attacked, he will be hostile. And if he is hostile, the scenario might be impossible. So an instant death node makes sense.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
The Vale RP in General
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Name: Muffinto the 18th
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Height: Usually 10inches, but can rise up to 6ft.
Weight: 2pounds at 10in, 15 at 6ft
Magick: Can cast many fire spells and can cast a healing spell known only to him.
Skills: Random growth, biting, jumping insane heights to escape.
Occupation: Disciple of Iffy, god of baked goods
Biography: My original name was Muffinto the 18th. However, I was born unusually powerful and I have been named 1st Disciple of Iffy. And I am loyal to the all powerful Iffy and The Creator.

We muffins are only known to those who are loyal to the Creator. And we serve Iffy, who serves the Creator, so we serve him too.

We have a brief history. After the gods were cast away, a loyal human was taught by Iffy himself on how to create muffins. It is extremely complicated for a human, but he learned anyway.

He found a secure location, where he began the spell lasting 50 years. Afterwards, 5 muffins were summoned. They were taught everything, they were good students. "Begin a society of muffins," were his orders. "And serve The Creator. Eat any of the Anama. They are very tasty."

We have formed a society, and I have fathered 152 muffins. I have been asked to do very dangerous missions. But the Anama are very tasty, so I am very enthusiastic. Sometimes I have had to escape, and I am very good at doing that. I am currently at home, with all the other muffins, in a secret island southeast of Cape Town. Mmm. tasty Anama. Mages are especially tasty...

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Instant death nodes in Blades of Avernum
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How do you make them? I have looked and I can't find out how. I want to know how to do it for when the party attacks a certain friendly person.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Avernum Consensus Poll in The Avernum Trilogy
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The Marsh Undead technically isn't a Plague.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #52
I don't have time to make one right now so I will do it tomarrow.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
9th Blades Contest in Blades of Avernum
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Is a 1/10 contest comming soon? My scenario only takes up 1 section.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking

Just so you know, I am working on Muffins n' Hell the scenario.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #41
Iffy was created through an experimental spell. He shares the characteristics of demons, but he isn't evil.

And since the gods are "banished", do I have to appear as someone else?

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00

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