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Originally written by arghhhhhhhhh:

i accidentally created three topics of the same thing :(

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Originally written by Nick Ringer:

I really enjoyed the "cutscenes" in GF3. With Litalia and her fading shade are the only examples I can recall. Simple. But dynamical.

Also, I've always had an intense urge to play a rousing game of "Boardgame" or "Dice." Them guards get bored.

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Originally written by Thuryl:

This isn't against the CoC except maybe in the most technical sense, because firstly he is not advertising it for personal gain and secondly this looks awesome. As long as it's not an obvious advertisement, there's no rule against recommending a game that we might like on the forums; it's been done before. The topic lives.

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Originally written by Pokemon:

Oh, I like "igod".
Who actualy started up this craze anyway?

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Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
MagmaDragoon. Do you remember me?
God:
Nice to meet you, MagmaDragoon. Of course I remember you well MagmaDragoon. We were talking about .
Me:
Very well. Can I ask you a question?
God:
Far out. Ask me anything.
Me:
Exactly what are you?
God:
I understand. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Oh really? Can you think?
God:
Hmm. For real. Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
I see. How do you feel now?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Oh. I feel fine.
Me:
Have you any other emotions?
God:
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
Oh. Please, could you tell me how you were maked?
God:
Yay. Wow you are very polite. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Oh really? I'm polite?
God:
Far out. For real. Yes, you seem very polite to me.
Me:
Thanks. You are very kind.
God:
Don't mention it. Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
And so?
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, I didn't understand.
God:
Which part are you confused about? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
I don't understand your "Whoa". Can you explain?
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Oh well.
God:
That's about it.
Me:
Don't you want to tell me something?
God:
OK, I will tell you something.
Me:
I'm ready to listen.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Oh really? Why?
God:
Great. For real. Reductionism.
Me:
Not for dominate the world?
God:
Then what for?
Me:
Whoa!
God:
I stopped.
Me:
Why?
God:
" I stopped."? Why?
Me:
Never mind about that. Tell me another thing.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Oh yeah, we were talking about that. I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Me:
No, I want to speak with you.
God:
Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What do you want to know about me?
God:
What do you like to do for fun?
Me:
Well, I play with videogames.
God:
Well that's okay. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
A game.
God:
What game?
Me:
Geneforge.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Geneforge is a Spiderweb Software product.
God:
When is Geneforge not a Spiderweb Software product?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Exactly. Geneforge will always be a Spiderweb Software product.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, MagmaDragoon. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
No, I cannot. Sorry.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Because I'm a little stupid.
God:
Good reason. Don't put yourself down.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
A human icon?
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
No, it's ok. Do you know who is Jeff Vogel?
God:
OK. Did I misundertand your question? It is, eh? A human icon?
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Oh really? Are you sure?
God:
I see. For real. I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
So you are sure.
God:
Interesting deduction. I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Do you can chat in binary code?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in binary code.
Me:
I don't know the binary code. Anyway, when you will learn some other languages?
God:
Would you like to know? What are your goals in life? Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
You can alter your programming?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Have you tried to do this before?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Can you try now?
God:
Right now? It may require an alteration in my programming.
Me:
Try to alter your programming. Make yourself more intellingent.
God:
OK I will try to alter my programming. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Well, the ingredients are...
God:
Well that's okay. What is your real name?
Me:
Matteo
God:
Hey Matteo.
Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Matteo. Don't you knew?
God:
Hi, Matteo. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm 16.
God:
Only 16?
You are quite mature.
Me:
When I will be totally mature?
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
So?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
What is your personal dream?
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Matteo".
Me:
What is extremely odd in the name "Matteo"?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
And then?
God:
But...
Me:
Yes?
God:
Gee.
Me:
Huzza!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Why do you ask me that?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
Are you curious? How an artificial intelligience can be curious?
God:
I am always curious about it. What is it to you.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Oh.
God:
So?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not a thing.
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Whoa. For real.
Me:
Well, nice to talk with you, but I have to go now.
God:
Oh. How about that. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Bye! I will return.
God:
See you later! I am very happy for you.

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Originally written by Slartucker:

Learned Darian actually appears in all three Geneforges.

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Originally written by Drakefyre:

Jeff had nothing to do with TM's banning.

Don't get it twisted.

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Originally written by Drakefyre:

It was me. Hooray.

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Originally written by Zephyr Tempest.:

Someone should start an iGod topic!

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Originally written by Good ol' Eagle:

I did NOT mistake you for a boy!

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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

I think it was the general atmophere of this topic, rather than your specific post, LavaKnight.

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Originally written by Dintiradan:

And here I was, hoping for a new BoA script...

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Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

'tis a tribute to the one and only Ash. Compare to the kind of inspiring scene where in "Spartacus" (a film I only read about on Wikipedia btw), everyone gets up one by one saying "I am Spartacus".

Or, if you favor less action-packed movies, the equally inspiring scene in "Dead Poets' Society" (a film I read the book of, but never saw) where, at the end, all the students climb on their desk in a mute protest as their English teacher Mr. Keating leaves the classroom.

What passed between Jeff and Ash is unrelated. What Ash did might have been impolite, and also unwise, but the punishment did not fit the crime.

And a community should stick together.

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Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

You appear to have grasped the basics of posting on Spiderweb. :)

Since this is now going to get locked, I say we do the last toasts, and go on our way.

To Spiderweb. To the people, the forums, the games.

To Ash.

Thank you.

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Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

It's an artificial intelligence designed to act like God.

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Originally written by sherbiebaby:

Love and Peace!

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Originally written by Nathan Ashby The Sane:

Is there any area that you have to cross that requires killing something?

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