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know any good rpg's like avernum? in General
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Age of Wonders! It's kinda like Avernum, it's got great graphics! And low requirments! You can get it cheap at some places! You can make your own scenerios!! I know the cheats, and I know a patch that allows you to switch from 1 ruleset to another.

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The Sands of Time in General
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Hssskor: I should burn that slime!*Casts bolt of fire, a tree sprouts from the ground beside Hssskor.* Uh-oh, this Wild Zone has to be brought down!*Spies a tome nearby.* Ah-ha!*Reads tome.*Hmmm...........*Speaks Novah, the vahnatai language.* My head hurts, WAIT, I can cast bolt of fire and ligh more effeciently!*Casts bolt of fire, the floor underneath the foul red slime bursted into flames, but alas, the slime is immune to fire.*
Hssskor: I should try Ice Lances.*Casts ice lances, the slime gets paralyzed and turns orange.* That was unexpected.

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The Sands of Time in General
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Hssskor: Uh-oh, that dog is gonna attack us!*Casts call beast, the dog explodes.* Uhhh....These Wild Zones are wierd(Heheheheh, I used that Wild Zone to my advantage.).

*Everyone stares at the blood which was a 2-headed dog, suprisingly, the blood starts collecting up, and makes a foul red slime.*

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The Sands of Time in General
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Hssskor: I'M CHARGING IN WITH ICE LANCES TO TAKE THEIR SPELL BOOKS!!!!!!!

Motrax: NO! You might get killed!
Hssskor: I'm their landlord! I remember enough of that to tell them!!!!*Runs to the fort, and gives all the vahnatai guards a nasty, nasty frost bite with Ice Lances.*

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Fantasoft? in General
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Profile #7
quote:
Originally posted by Amon-Ra:
whats your E mail i'll send it to you opened?
You will? Ask me that again, in a PM. So no none will get my e-mail and send me spam(Unwantede-mail, if you don't know already. I've heard putting nspam, or something, in your e-mail address helps to keep spam out.I'm not sure, though.)

Oh, wait! Do you have a mac or pc, I have a pc(Windows 98.).

[ Saturday, May 24, 2003 03:33: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, The Mindwarrior ]

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Major problem!!!!!! in Tech Support
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Profile #0
My computer always makes any zip files I download into worthless bmp files! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?
Is my computer just stupid and cruel(Which it has proved on several occasions, for an example: steal, me, vs. plexiglass, my pc. Winner: plexiglass.)?

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The Sands of Time in General
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Hssskor: That Vahnatai mage just killed that guy!
*Casts bolt of fire several times, burning the vahnatai.*
Vhanatai: YOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!*Falls to the ground dead.*

Surprisingly, none of the guards were awake enough to hear the scream of pain.

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Fantasoft? in General
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Is there anywhere I can get Realmz for windows in exe? My computer always opens zip files with paintbox, making it a worthless bmp file.

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Announcement on the status of Scorpius and Ed Lemur in General
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Profile #24
quote:
Originally posted by Vladimir Scorpius:
IMAGE(http://plaza.ufl.edu/benmoore/rolleyes-big.gif)
Wait, what do you mean by this, Scorp?

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The Sands of Time in General
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Profile #143
Hssskor: My homelands, this was where I was born, everything is familiar, the stalagmites, the glow, the lake, the fort. The fort? Wait, I don't remember a fort! *Looks harder at the fort.* It's a Vahnatai fort! They're bound to have spellbooks! And what a coincidence, this plot of land here belongs to my family, so technically, they're welchers. They've got to pay the bills, their spells!*Charges towards the fort.*
Everyone behind: Be careful!
Hssskor: I will! I'm a mage!

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Bham. in General
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Profile #25
Bye, TGM! Hey, how about we count the days he stays away. IMAGE(http://www.pirateking.net/phpbb/images/smiles/wavebye.gif)
6 more posts until I am cast into the ranks of the Erudites.

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The Sands of Time in General
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Ok, I'm tired of this, I'm bringing him in anyway.

An army of Sliths charge towards a Nephil city, they were about to reclaim their homeland. Then, a sulpher wave hits the army and everything starts warping, and changing shapes. Until, only the oldest mage in the army is still there, the city is not there, he is very young, and the caves seem more spacious, and less populated. Then the sulpher wave's intensity increases, the rubble were the city was starts floating in the air, slowly making some sort of fort. Then, a ball of energy engulfs the mage, and he feels himself being torn apart, he becomes younger and younger, until he is barely an adult, then everything goes black.. Then, everyone(where the current setting of the RP.) sees a ball of energy appear, it opens up, and out falls and unconsious mage, not even in the teens yet.

Blurry thing: Are you ok?
Hssskor: Hmmmmm? Uhhooohhhhhhhhh. My head isss throbbing. I can't remember my arcane spellsss. No problem, I'll use my spellbook*Takes a book out of his pack.* WHAT!? There'sss nothing past Ice Lancesss. They're not efficeint(sp?) as they used to be!*Puts book back in pocket.*
Motrax(Blurry thing.): Are you ok?
Hssskor: Yesss, I'm ok. Sssssss. Ugh. I feel awful, like I've been thrown through an unstable portal created by a desperate arcane master, like Rentar.

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Announcement on the status of Scorpius and Ed Lemur in General
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Profile #12
quote:
Originally posted by Rantallion:
I remember an occasion a few years ago when some kid got in an argument with a friend of mine who's very camp. He called him 'homophobic.'

He could not understand why we fell about the place laughing.

I don't understand, either. What's Homophobic?

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The Sands of Time in General
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NO. Hssskor will do, NOT Re'kar.

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The Sands of Time in General
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Profile #135
quote:
Originally posted by Drakefyre:
That means that he can cast firebolt and minor heal. He still has to be taught. It just means that magic comes easier.
I'm saying this, he's an A3 mage, and he still knows all his spells, but can only cast them up to Ice lances. But he knows no Arcane Spells, but he has some ideas on where to get them. And he still has some Magery skill, some Anatomy skill, some barter, some gymnistics, some Vahnatai lore, some parry, AND some pathfinder. But they're much less because of the warp erasing some of his knowledge. But he's not as skilled in Dispel Barrier and Forcecage as he used to be. And physically, he's very frail, and needs to be guarded in combat.

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The ever classic "what did you have for dinner" topic in General
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Profile #60
quote:
Originally posted by xxo:
quote:
Originally posted by Contains Hydrogenated Coconut Oil:
This topic just keeps getting funnier and funnier!

FB, your appallingly empty threats are almost as hilarious as Lone Flame's.

And the thing about a TV chanal was sarcasm, just ignore it.

Actually, I'd say FB's "curses" are getting even funnier and even more ludicrous than Lone Flame's "threats".

Oh well, it just might be my luck. It seems to be improving, although my memory needs more improvemet. But still, I'm NOT lying about revenge. Although I might cool down and forget about it. Just don't bother me.

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The Sands of Time in General
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Profile #131
He's a natural mage:
Some people learn magic. For you, it's as ingrained as walking and breathing. All of your spells have bonuses and these bonuses increase as you gain levels. You can even cast mage spells while wearing encumbering armor.- A3.

He's 11. His name is Hssskor.

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The ever classic "what did you have for dinner" topic in General
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Profile #53
quote:
Originally posted by Rantallion:
Performing blessings and lacking a TV channel to demand money through is proof of Satanic links.

Lacking a TV channel to demand money through?
I don't get that.

And I don't even believe in Satan. Much, anyway.

[ Thursday, May 22, 2003 12:21: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, The Mindwarrior ]

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The Sands of Time in General
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How about this:

An army of Sliths charge towards a Nephil city, they were about to reclaim their homeland. Then, a sulpher wave hits the army and everything starts warping, and changing shapes. Until, only the oldest mage in the army is still there, the city is not there, he is very young, and the caves seem more spacious, and less populated. Then the sulpher wave's intensity increases, the rubble were the city was starts floating in the air, slowly making some sort of fort. Then, a ball of energy engulfs the mage, and he feels himself being torn apart, he becomes younger and younger, until he is barely an adult, then everything goes black.. Then, everyone(where the current setting of the RP.) sees a ball of energy appear, it opens up, and out falls and unconsious mage, not even in the teens yet.

How about that for a realistic story, LF?
NOW can I get back in?

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The ever classic "what did you have for dinner" topic in General
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Profile #51
quote:
Originally posted by Imban:
Zephyr, I hope that you realize that "your curses being real" would be taken by most fundamentalist Christians (as you appear to be) as having a supernatural power not granted by Jesus, and thus given by Satan. (In other words, witchcraft/satanism, which most fundies frown on slightly more than taking G-d's name in vain.)

Sidenote : Don't yell at me for being religiously intolerant and saying that Wicca and Satanism are the same thing or something like that, please? I'm well aware that they're different.

I can also bless, so they cancel each other out.

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What feature that the Avernum series lacked would you most like to see in BoA? in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #66
Unfortunantly, Capture Soul and Simulacrum won't be in BoA, at least that's what I've heard.

Has Jeff(or anyone else.) decided which spells would replace Capture Soul and Simulacrum? Or will they stay?They're my favorite mage spells, because you can choose what you summon.

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The ever classic "what did you have for dinner" topic in General
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Profile #40
I'm a vengeful soul, it's just me.

I'll calm down eventually.

I'm only 11, my last years of childhood, them I become a teen. I'm savoring it. Now just leave me alone for now, you'll just make it worse, especially YOU, Red Scare.

-Wait, why do you people keep refering Red Scare as TM? What's TM stand for? Trademark? Was that REd Scare's original name?

[ Thursday, May 22, 2003 03:43: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, The Mindwarrior ]

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The Sands of Time in General
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HEY! Let me back in! His name is Hssskor! It's easier to spell than Rojhiniok! He's a Slith Mage!

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The ever classic "what did you have for dinner" topic in General
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Like I will go to hell.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

But one of my friends-who has been baptized-says that using God's name and the word *am* together like Red Scare did is using god's name in vain AND cussing at someone, which makes it worse than the word that starts with "f".
And I trust him.
I'll get you Red Scare, one day, you will suffer for what you have done, I'll search until I find you, then I will get my revenge.... Donde esta el bunyo?

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The ever classic "what did you have for dinner" topic in General
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Profile #29
quote:
Originally posted by Red Scare:
Zephyr, you are a ********* moron.
Cursing me AND using God's name in vain!? You... YOU...YOU!!!!!!!

That is appauling! I should vote your karma down! I SHOULD DO SOMETHING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!

-BTW, my curses ARE real!

[ Wednesday, May 21, 2003 17:28: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, The Mindwarrior ]

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