Icshi's Whereabouts
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Agent
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written Saturday, August 5 2006 16:00
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I finally, after fasting for three months in a cave, understand why Icshi has left us. He has not forsaken us; he has left us on our own to test our faith. Yes. One day, when we have made ourselves worthy, He will return and reward those who stood by Him even in His absence. Those who merely joined this cult for the glory will move on to greener pastures. Those who lack the proper commitment will be rooted our by us, the true believers, and be properly disposed of. So that we can ensure His return and display our dedication, I would therefore like to bring to order the first Inquisitionary Hearing! It will be presided over by a council of three: myself, Our White Lord's Exarch of Benevolent Love and Other Happy Things, Such as Kittens and Assorted Candies, as Well as the Occasional Holiday Bonus Paycheck, and Lord Patron Commander-Leader Person, and will be commenced with an invocaction of His Whiteness. But first we have to have everyone check in. So: check in. [ Monday, August 07, 2006 09:16: Message edited by: This text ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Saturday, August 5 2006 19:27
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"Check in" as in pass the collection plate? or as in register our eternal ineptitude before the glorious one? I'll just roll out from under this handy bench. It keeps the rain off in the spring and the jackboots off in the fall. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, August 6 2006 08:22
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quote:Whatever, you know? It's all good. -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Sunday, August 6 2006 10:46
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Loud but distorted. Over. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, August 6 2006 21:11
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The Offical Story, as decided by a secret conclave of the People's Democratically Ordained Autocratic Cult Committee of Newly-Acquired Truths & Divinehoods: Icshi is dead. Long live Icshi. Forum 6,432,766,349,448,872,395,334,773 finally got him. As was prophesied. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, August 6 2006 22:51
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Flamewars are peace. Freedom is thread locking. Spam is strength. —Alorael, who has always been bothered by the second. Shouldn't it be the other way around for congruence? Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, August 7 2006 09:14
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Okay, that's close enough. Although we will now begin the ceremony, I encourage passing cultists to continue to check in. Pater Albion noster, qui es in coelis, Sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, Sicut in coelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie. Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, Sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem: Sed libera nos a malo. Amen. Okay, let's get right down to business. The first issue we must deal with is the heresy of Slartucer Tuckersworth, who renounced his beliefs in Richard White for a nonexistent and fanciful god, the Cow. This trial will be conducted in absentia, which basically means the proceedings will be even more of a farce than they already are. Slartucker Tuckersworth, you are accused of heresy and of worshiping a false god. How do you plead? .... Very well. Burn him at the stake! [Whisper]No, you fool, I don't know how we'll burn a person who isn't here. Just pretend he's invisible or something.[/Whisper] ... Okay, now that we've got that out of the way, I will ask for volunteers to explain why they shouldn't also be killed in horrifying ways. Don't be shy! -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Tuesday, August 8 2006 06:03
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Originally by Rakshasi: quote:FYT. At last, Dikiyoba understands what happened to bigfix. Tomorrow, you will have executed him a month ago for his heretical beliefs. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Tuesday, August 8 2006 06:17
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quote:FYT. Really. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, August 8 2006 08:58
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quote:That was on Wikipedia! (Well, except for the "Albion" part; I just added that and crossed my fingers) You don't really think you know better than Wikipedia, do you? Anyway, I'm thinking about canceling this whole thing. I know, you're all crushed. But I hope to replace it with something even better: the RWG RP! It would operate as a sort of mixed breed between this thread and a real RP. So tell me what ideas (if any) you like, whether you would participate, and so on. [ Tuesday, August 08, 2006 08:59: Message edited by: This text ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, August 9 2006 04:29
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Your cancelling the inquisition? That's not fair - I had my fiery oratory all written up and was preparing to get martyred - all for nothing?! Gah. Theocracies can't be relied on these days. <_< -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Wednesday, August 9 2006 06:08
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Supreme Overlord of the Underlords checking in and demanding the Inquisition continue. By the way, Icshi isn't missing. His whereabouts are simply on a don't-need-to-know basis. If you really must know where he is, then you can't. [ Wednesday, August 09, 2006 07:20: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, August 9 2006 08:47
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quote:Brody! Where have *YOU* been? -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, August 9 2006 08:50
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quote:FYT Okay, fine. Go hold your little Inquisition. And if anyone loses an eye, it'll be your fault! Quite frankly, the reason I wanted an RP instead of this thread is because it's already a dizzying mix between "OOC" and "IC", as it were. But that doesn't mean that the main plot (and if you so wish, it can be an Inquisition) has to change if an RWG RP is started. Also, I was hoping that people would just sort of come along and declare themselves to hold the titles I mentioned in my first post. Those were not meant to be "NPCs". -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Wednesday, August 9 2006 09:45
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Most of the [censored] are habitating the [censored] board, located over in [censored]. Last I checked, [censored]] and [censored] were leading the [censored], but [censored] was presenting the best in [censored] [censored]. I'll get [censored] for [censored] about all of [censored], but oh [censored]. There's [censored] a job out there for a censor. Edit - YAY! [ Wednesday, August 09, 2006 09:50: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, August 9 2006 10:57
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quote:Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! heh, sorry for going way off topic, but it just had to be said. ;-) [ Wednesday, August 09, 2006 10:59: Message edited by: ValenciaRaptor ] Posts: 73 | Registered: Monday, June 26 2006 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Thursday, August 10 2006 06:47
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quote:Don't worry about these misperceptions. Soon enough your understanding will have was and you will properly perceive next Tuesday. -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, August 11 2006 00:39
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quote:omg lol wtf your such a nitpicker!!1 Sorry. A relapse from the Thing-infection. -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Tuesday, August 15 2006 09:35
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Our White Lord's Exarch of Benevolent Love and Other Happy Things, Such as Kittens and Assorted Candies, as Well as the Occasional Holiday Bonus Paycheck checking in. As an inherent heretic among the over-faithful, however, a situation such as this involving a heretic such as myself in a position such as mine is bound to result in a sharp decline in kitten and assorted candy distribution. It goes without saying that the Cult had been able to find a new Exarch of Benevolent Love etc. etc. by the time the next Holiday is, will be, or has been. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, August 16 2006 07:02
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More of an Ex-exarch, then. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, August 17 2006 12:46
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Pre-ex-exarch at the moment. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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By Committee
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written Tuesday, August 22 2006 04:57
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What? Candy kittens? Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, September 14 2006 14:48
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An example of how I waste my time. -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |