Damn you Icshi! Damn you!!!!!!

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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #25
North by northwest and slightly downwards in a corkscrew motion.

—Alorael, who speaks with authority on the subject. Believe him as you would believe the blessed 4451st follicle of White.
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Shock Trooper
Member # 3898
Profile #26
Trust the worthless neophyte not! He speaks for only 4510 of the great Richard White's follicae. The latter 9743 reject his outmoded teaching of hatred.

The Rereformed Richard White Cultists are the harbringers of the true New World Orc. Follow the teachings of the Rereformed Richard White Cultists!

Also, we will throw in a compulsory free set of elbow implants to anyone who joins and spreads the truth among those worthy.

Oh, and to anyone who thinks of assassinating me and nipping the movement in the bud, I am merely an Apocalyptic Sage of the Unknowable and Infinite Mystery. I am at least as low on the totem pole as Student of Trinity. As such, killing me would not stop the power of the Rereformed Richard White Cult from growing.

[ Tuesday, July 19, 2005 00:14: Message edited by: Dim mnikr = Dallerdin As String ]

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Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #27
Perhaps our hierarchical titles are of length in inverse relation to our height in the hierarchy. Do the top-ranking members have titles like 'dude' and 'yo'?

But, by all means, on with the schism. White is large, it contains multitudes.

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We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty.
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Warrior
Member # 6002
Profile #28
You cannot destroy the Richard White :)
Posts: 131 | Registered: Wednesday, June 22 2005 07:00
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #29
Since it seems to be the "in" thing right now, I'm declaring myself Grand Marshal of Lord White's Army. We will sweep forth and Pwn with relative ease. Then we'll take a coffee break. Then we'll get right back on it, God help us!

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Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #30
quote:
Originally written by Formerly I:

Since it seems to be the "in" thing right now, I'm declaring myself Grand Marshal of Lord White's Army. We will sweep forth and Pwn with relative ease. Then we'll take a coffee break. Then we'll get right back on it, White help us!
FYT

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Warrior
Member # 6002
Profile #31
Do they get donut wednesdays? Additionally, if Ischi brigns the beer I think we've got a sealed deal here.
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Warrior
Member # 6002
Profile #32
Hey look on the bright side guys. At least we're still not as wierd as the Polaris boards.

Dawg.
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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #33
Spam. Double post. See warning in other thread. Read CoC. Fear the needle/ferret.

—Alorael, who expresses stern disapproval. You would sell yourself for donuts and beer? At least hold out for those classy doughnuts!
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Mongolian Barbeque
Member # 1528
Profile #34
quote:
Originally written by Verelor:

Additionally, if Ischi brigns the beer I think we've got a sealed deal here.
Beer, schmeer. Alcohol is a foul pollutant that destroys lives. I never touch the stuff and scowl upon those who do.

Besides, I've got something better. It's a rare herb grown only under 15 miles of ice in Antarctica and will transport you to the ancient cities of the Old Ones. Now that's a trip worth taking!
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Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #35
quote:
Originally written by Verelor:

Hey look on the bright side guys. At least we're still not as wierd as the Polaris boards.

Dawg.

What, because I mod the Misc there?

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Warrior
Member # 6002
Profile #36
What about it? Nothign in pertikler, besides the fact that those people are so wierd the influence must be satanic.
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Guardian
Member # 2476
Profile #37
Satanic? You sure you talk about Polaris, not Desp? Because Satan, as is commonly known, resides at desperance.net. Polaris is under the watchful eye of the devil's grandmother. Nice old lady, you may come upon her here and there.

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Warrior
Member # 6002
Profile #38
Wait now, how can he have a grandmother if he was...NvM.
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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #39
It's all in the Necronomicon Lite. That's for when you want your mind beaten but not horsewhipped, so to speak.

—Alorael, who is sure that a certain company, which has already been mentioned several times under several names, can find the NL, as it is affectionately termed, for you at a most reasonable price. Extra clauses cost extra.
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Mongolian Barbeque
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Profile #40
We even publish a juvenile version, done in Dr. Seuss style, heavily illustrated. Very popular at public elementary schools in certain parts of the country.
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Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #41
I'm responsible for some of the most audacious and devilish rhymes. It comes from my tutelage under the Notorious B.I.G.

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Skip to My Lou
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Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #43
Massachusetts would probably be one of those, of course. The Dr Seuss style was such a stroke of genius. It's things like that that explain how Icshi's company stays in business despite its challenging market environment. That and dark powers.

On the frontispiece, with glorious irony, they quote some actual Seuss:

Well, I was walking in the woods
And I saw nothing scary,
For I have never been afraid
Of anything -- not very.

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