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Warrior
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 16:59
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Here's an oppurtunity to post jokes, funny pictures, etc., poking fun at Bush, Clinton, Saddam, whoever. It just needs to be political because these are "political" jokes. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THESE TYPES OF JOKES THEN DO NOT READ ON. I AM NOT ACTING IN ANY WAY TO SEND YOU THIS MATERIAL. YOU ARE COMING OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL AND ARE SUBJECT TO ANY CONSEQUENCES RESULTING FROM THAT CHOICE. The consequences will be laughter for the most of us, though.  Let's start off with Bush:  -------------------- All your base are belong to us!!!! http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/ayb.html Posts: 138 | Registered: Saturday, April 12 2003 07:00 |
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Member # 165
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 17:19
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 -------------------- desperance -- je me souviens arena -- et je me souviens de vous Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 17:27
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J'Ondule La Banniere Noire, I unfortunately do not understand your picture, please it explain it. Also (if you don't mind my asking), what is up with all those crossed out titles? -------------------- All your base are belong to us!!!! http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/ayb.html Posts: 138 | Registered: Saturday, April 12 2003 07:00 |
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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 17:28
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Just call him Alec. His crossed out title is a joke. Also, this thread is :krad: -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 17:35
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Dang, I was to the spammer posting. Also, for the n00b, Alec was once a mod, long ago in the days of fire when I was a n00b. Then things happened, he was banned for a little, and came back to be the firebrand we all know. -------------------- I am not really here. Posts: 956 | Registered: Wednesday, January 16 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 18:30
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 Alec, let sleeping Kaisers lie. -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 20:04
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  lol [ Tuesday, April 29, 2003 20:21: Message edited by: Sodium Cyanide* ] -------------------- 'The term Anarchy got bandied about a lot in the early 80's, perhaps having some amount of political or social meaning attached at the outset, but by the first couple of years, it simply became a synonym for "blow **** up".' --textfiles.com Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 01:22
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Bill Clinton, Newt Gingritch, and Dan Quayle were all on a plane. It crashed, and Bill, Newt, and Dan escaped from the wreckage to discover themselves in the land of Oz. Quayle says "I'm going to go to the Wizard of Oz so I can get a brain". Gingritch says "I'm going to go to the Wizard of Oz so I can get a heart". Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?" -------------------- All your base are belong to us!!!! http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/ayb.html Posts: 138 | Registered: Saturday, April 12 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 01:55
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I had to laugh at the one about the women that spelled out "No War" with their naked bodies in Central Park in an appeal to stop US intervention in Iraq. Wrong president, ladies - just a couple of years too late there....  Any good hoaxes out there at the expense of politicians? You've already had mine about Bush Snr. being reported DEAD when food poisoning on a visit to Japan led to him throwing up in a senior Japanese diplomat's lap. The media rushed his obit around the world for hours before thery checked their facts...! Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 03:33
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   http://www.webdesignlab.co.uk/niksthings/masking.html [ Wednesday, April 30, 2003 03:34: Message edited by: Ghost ] -------------------- Steal things in the sight of the guards without getting caught Get to the other half of the Blackrag fortress Get into Erika's Private Chambers Joining the Anama wihtout losing Mage Spells Two ways to make money quickly and easily "Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!" Posts: 2286 | Registered: Thursday, December 12 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 08:31
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 -------------------- Who was born in a house full of pain Who was trained not to spit in the fan Who was told what to do by the man Who was broken by trained personnel Who was fitted with collar and chain Who was given a pat on the back Who was breaking away from the pack Who was only a stranger at home Who was ground down in the end Who was found dead on the phone Who was dragged down by the stone Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 09:17
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 -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 15:04
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Uh... dude, are you people to get General locked too, for the same reason as Misc? Because this is a good way... EDIT: BTW, if as many pictures were taken of everyone as there are of the president, you could make one of those things of anybody, Animal. [ Wednesday, April 30, 2003 15:06: Message edited by: iDavid ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 15:21
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Well, I think it is funny. After all, it is accurate. -------------------- All your base are belong to us!!!! http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/ayb.html Posts: 138 | Registered: Saturday, April 12 2003 07:00 |
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Shake Before Using
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 16:05
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Stop trying to scare people, David. :/ Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 22:08
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 Come on, get one not on snopes.comcourse from them we have this fake  I preffer this Alec might like this And this -------------------- I am not really here. Posts: 956 | Registered: Wednesday, January 16 2002 08:00 |
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Member # 165
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 07:22
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"Neighbours"? "Civilisation"? COMMIE And yes, I know about that particular slogan. [ Thursday, May 01, 2003 07:31: Message edited by: el presidente ] -------------------- desperance -- je me souviens arena -- et je me souviens de vous Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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Senile Reptile
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 12:06
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www.protestwarrior.com -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 16:53
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I like that bag one =] mostly because of the duct tape, of course. BTW, how has this not been locked? Don't images take up a lot of server space? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Member # 165
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 17:00
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No! For the last time, you ASTOUNDING idiot, they take up NO server space on the SW end! Now stop trying to whip people into a paranoid frenzy! -------------------- desperance -- je me souviens arena -- et je me souviens de vous Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 17:49
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Happy May Day to all oppressed workers everywhere. The Chairman smiles on you.  Sir Dave, have you ever EVER posted an image? You know how you have to type (or paste) an URL in the info field that comes up? Basically, that's just a marker. When you (or whoever) loads up this page, the image will be pulled from wherever it's located on the web and be displayed here. This uses absolutely no bandwidth on Spidweb's part, rather it uses the bandwidth of the server where the image is housed at. I hope this clarifies the issue for you. -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 19:03
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I wish I had this one picture I shaw once. It was awsome. It had Bush, with a silly smile on his face, shaking hands with Hitler. [ Thursday, May 01, 2003 19:04: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Friday, May 2 2003 03:17
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I've been to protestwarrior.com, and have decidedly placed it next to chick.com and tencommandments.org, mayhap even hannity.com. It's funny, but only in the sense that it's ran by some of the biggest friggin' morons out there. -------------------- Rate My Scenarios! Streila Spies Unbalanced Accounts Inn of Blades Echoes Echoes: Assault Echoes: Black Horse Echoes: Pawns Bandits Echoes: Combat/Skirmish Two Strands Bandits II: Ballad of the Red Star Roses of Reckoning (BoE) Corporeus The Claim Roses of Reckoning (BoA) Nebulous Times Hence Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, May 2 2003 03:49
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*cough* com *cough* mie!  Just because they have opposing viewpoints, and smell funny, doesn't make them morons. After all, half the protesters don't have anything better to do. (Notice I said half .) -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, May 2 2003 09:41
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That protestwarrior website is truly truly awful. Its not their opposing viewpoints that make them morons, but their intolorance misunderstanding and particularly their gross generalisations and stereotypes. And Mao's just as bad. He's (well taking much less of a role than Stalin and the Bolsheviks) the reason that those idiots at Protest Warrior think that communism has killed millions of people. Power in the hands of a few isn't communism, and doesn't stand up for the workers any more than the current system. Anyway, something funny, lets see. No. Can't think of anything. -------------------- Riot Shields Voodoo Economics It's just business Cattle prods And the IMF I trust I can rely on your vote Posts: 530 | Registered: Sunday, September 1 2002 07:00 |