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Apprentice
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 16:12
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hello... this is a place for noobs to learn the basics -------------------- ... And the sky was torn asunder and he, the great lord of the dark, took reign and the world was his... - A passage from " the cronicles of shadow" Posts: 4 | Registered: Wednesday, May 9 2007 07:00 |
Veteran*
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 16:22
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plz teach me o mitey lord Posts: 455 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 16:30
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quote:Basics of what? Do you mean the basics of surviving here in this forum? -------------------- This is reality. No one can help you. Sit back and enjoy the show. Posts: 732 | Registered: Saturday, June 24 2006 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 16:48
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Well, there is the official Code of Conduct and then there is the Code of Community which I am looking up in the archive now... This will only take a minute I'm sure. What the? What's with this 'I won't be buggered to search for a term with less then four letters' bit? How am I supposed to search for CoC? Ok, fine... I think I remeber a unique phrase I wrote in that thread... *In Spongebob narator's voice* One hour later. No I'm kidding. But why do the posts only allow up to 30 characters per line? Hard to read. Fixable, Aran? Anyway, here it is. -------------------- Forever Always on Past the End TrueSite for Blades - Blades Walkthroughs Pixle Profusion - BoE Graphics Archive Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00 |
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 17:04
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That is certainly no longer applicable, if it ever was. TM has been, shall we say, dis-membered. :P Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 17:13
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Sadness that rule #10 is no longer in effect. Happiness that rule #9 still applies. -------------------- Synergy - "I don't get it." Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today." Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 17:18
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Most of it's still applicable. It's just that TM violated rule #33. Thus 'twas was his peril. It should probably be higher on the list. -------------------- Forever Always on Past the End TrueSite for Blades - Blades Walkthroughs Pixle Profusion - BoE Graphics Archive Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00 |
Shaper
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 17:29
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"#68 You now belong to this Board. If you try to escape, you will return. Always (exception: Synergy)." I can see this list is a bit outdated. Does my six month absence represent the longest successful planned escape? See, my problem is not so much the irresistibility of the fine folk at this board, as the fact that this Jeff guy keeps making these cool games I want to play. It's his fault really. Feel free to email your complaints to him. -S- -------------------- A4 Items • A4 Singleton • G4 Items • G4 Forging • G4 Infiltrator • NR Items • The Lonely Celt Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
Councilor
Member # 6600
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 17:54
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Well, I suppose if you're serious about updating this list, 48, 97 and 103 no longer apply. 83 and 93 are duplicates. 60 needs an update. Dikiyoba. -------------------- Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 18:04
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The first rule of Spiderweb is that rules will not serve you. Accept Richard White as your savior and be doomed anyway. —Alorael, who doesn't think noobs can learn the basics any way but participating. Politeness and basic orthography will get you a long way. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
Infiltrator
Member # 4784
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written Wednesday, August 29 2007 18:34
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Preliminary thoughts on CoCom updates are up. Taking suggestions on revisions, ommisions, and new submissions. -------------------- Forever Always on Past the End TrueSite for Blades - Blades Walkthroughs Pixle Profusion - BoE Graphics Archive Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00 |
Lifecrafter
Member # 7252
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 00:18
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I got a rule suggestion.. "Please spell guardian as guardian not gaurdian. We do not want to anger the Shaypors in Ginoferge.." -------------------- This is reality. No one can help you. Sit back and enjoy the show. Me Swampaloo, the Swamp Ogre Posts: 732 | Registered: Saturday, June 24 2006 07:00 |
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 01:10
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quote:I don't know... make your browser window wider? It looks normal in my browser... -------------------- The Noble and Most Ancient Order of Polaris - We're Not Yet Dead. Encyclopedia • Archives • Stats • RSS (This Topic / Forum) • Blog • NaNoWriMo Did-chat thentagoespyet jumund fori is jus, hat onlime gly nertan ne gethen Firyoubbit 'obio.' Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 06:04
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quote:By no means was your absence the longest, and there are many other absences to which the rule has not yet rung true, (See all the one post wonders?) but you were obviously missed. quote:*smacks forehead* Of course it does. I wrote it in the first place. :rolleyes: Rule #2 would be so much easier if it like, didn't exsist and stuff. @Aran - My browser is full size. There's a good 6" of nothingness to the right of the words. [ Thursday, August 30, 2007 06:18: Message edited by: Jewel ] -------------------- Forever Always on Past the End TrueSite for Blades - Blades Walkthroughs Pixle Profusion - BoE Graphics Archive Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 06:26
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Jewel's not the only one to have that problem. I don't see it now, but I've had it before with the Legends of Divinity IC 1 thread. -------------------- (Reads Jewel's comment on Rule #88.) (Attempts to add Jewel's to The List.) (Realizes The List is full, and grabs another sheet.) Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 08:50
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If we are updating the list, here is a very necessary one: 104. No matter how obvious the joke, some people will take it seriously. PS Any copy of this list needs to include the whole thread, because many jokes make sence only in their original context. -------------------- Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword, For it too has the power to kill. However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword, Can also have the power to heal. Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 10:14
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I didn't catch one warning that, although passable grammar is expected, it is not constructive to mention every little typo. Myself, I'd like to interject a warning recommending that the edit button be used in moderation. That seems to be one of my biggest flaws. -------------------- Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est. Posts: 344 | Registered: Friday, February 25 2005 08:00 |
Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 11:31
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I think it's an IE issue, because I have the same problem jewels described when I'm using internet explorer but it looks fine when I'm using firefox. -------------------- "Heart of Earth located in Europe, Ass of Earth located in USA." Frostbite: Get It While It's...... Hot? Posts: 900 | Registered: Monday, August 8 2005 07:00 |
Warrior
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 12:04
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quote:That's how I got where I am now. It should work for any intelligent, skilled(or at least potential to be), noob. Sorry for being semi-offtopic. [ Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:06: Message edited by: Fractal ] -------------------- Feel free to rate my karma. Please. The Mystic: "Vista is a funky and finicky OS to begin with." Posts: 197 | Registered: Saturday, June 2 2007 07:00 |
Canned
Member # 8014
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 12:42
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quote:FYT Oh, and by the way, newb=new. Noob=someone who spams and flames on purpose. -------------------- Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again I have an addiction to Spiderweb games. I like this image Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
? Man, ? Amazing
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written Thursday, August 30 2007 13:12
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quote:FYT. -------------------- Synergy - "I don't get it." Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today." Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
Apprentice
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written Friday, August 31 2007 11:35
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Ah. I guess I would be the former. Hello. Posts: 14 | Registered: Friday, August 31 2007 07:00 |
? Man, ? Amazing
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written Friday, August 31 2007 12:57
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Hi Zeph. Welcome to the forums, enjoy the insanity. -------------------- Synergy - "I don't get it." Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today." Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Friday, August 31 2007 13:31
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Could someone who sees this issue take a screenshot of the full browser window please? Jewels' picture isn't much to go on without the surrounding page... quote:How about the ones not predisposed to self-flattery? ;) --- This is tricky. See, on one hand I itch to make fun of a name like "Shadowsong", yet on the other hand I simply cannot be mean towards someone who bashes Vista. Welcome to Spiderweb. -------------------- The Noble and Most Ancient Order of Polaris - We're Not Yet Dead. Encyclopedia • Archives • Stats • RSS (This Topic / Forum) • Blog • NaNoWriMo Did-chat thentagoespyet jumund fori is jus, hat onlime gly nertan ne gethen Firyoubbit 'obio.' Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
Councilor
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written Friday, August 31 2007 13:55
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Originally by Arancaytar: quote:Certainly. Dikiyoba. [ Friday, August 31, 2007 13:56: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ] -------------------- Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |