MESSAGE TO ALL NEW PEOPLE ( noobs)

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AuthorTopic: MESSAGE TO ALL NEW PEOPLE ( noobs)
Iffy
Canned
Member # 8014
 written Monday, February 19 2007 10:50 Profile #0
This is a message to all noobs.
You need to know this stuff(I wish I did at the start)(some of them I already new)

1)Don't double post. Use the edit butten.

2)Don't spam. Make topics that have a goal and is interesting.

3)Optional-Use a signature(the message under the dotted lines). In your profile, type something in the signature box.

Last-DON'T SAY NOOBISH THINGS, it won't get you anywhere.
Any questions?

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Cylon
Apprentice
Member # 8073
 written Monday, February 19 2007 10:52 Profile #1
What is a noob?
Posts: 32 | Registered: Tuesday, February 13 2007 08:00
Cylon
Apprentice
Member # 8073
 written Monday, February 19 2007 10:53 Profile #2
What is a noob?
Posts: 32 | Registered: Tuesday, February 13 2007 08:00
Cylon
Apprentice
Member # 8073
 written Monday, February 19 2007 10:55 Profile #3
Doesn't this topic break rule number 2?

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Jester of the Noobs
Posts: 32 | Registered: Tuesday, February 13 2007 08:00
The Stew Boy
Infiltrator
Member # 2836
 written Monday, February 19 2007 10:57 Profile #4
quote:
Originally written by Cylon:

What is a noob?
You are.
IBTL.
Posts: 587 | Registered: Tuesday, April 1 2003 08:00
Lazarus.
Lifecrafter
Member # 6193
 written Monday, February 19 2007 10:57 Profile Homepage #5
The irony is killing me.

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Frostbite: Get It While It's...... Hot?
Posts: 900 | Registered: Monday, August 8 2005 07:00
Iffy
Canned
Member # 8014
 written Monday, February 19 2007 10:59 Profile #6
Anyone who goes "who is a noob" is a noob.
And don't triple post or post more then one in a row.
Edit-and the goal is to not have noobs running around.
Noobs like the triple posting person.

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 11:01: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Cylon
Apprentice
Member # 8073
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:01 Profile #7
Edit:

Does this topic break rule number 2?

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Jester Lord of the Noobs
Posts: 32 | Registered: Tuesday, February 13 2007 08:00
radix malorum est cupiditas
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:02 Profile #8
I have the nagging suspicion that Cylon is being caustic.

Oh, and in before the Manool.

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 11:03: Message edited by: radix malorum est cupiditas ]

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Iffy
Canned
Member # 8014
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:07 Profile #9
What does caustic mean?
And that noob is probably going to get banned if he keeps up this atitude.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Actaeon
Shock Trooper
Member # 5545
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:07 Profile Homepage #10
I think the IFM (is that abbreviation allowed?) is attempting to break a record for starting closed topics.

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Posts: 344 | Registered: Friday, February 25 2005 08:00
Cylon
Apprentice
Member # 8073
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:07 Profile #11
Caustic? Perhaps. Sarcastic? Never.

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Supreme Jester Lord of the Noobs
Posts: 32 | Registered: Tuesday, February 13 2007 08:00
Dikiyoba
Councilor
Member # 6600
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:08 Profile Homepage #12
Unfortunately, it's not nearly so simple as just providing a list of things to do and not to do. Especially since a list like this will get lost amid all the other topics very quickly.

Edit: Jokes made at other people's expense get old quickly. So does labeling someone a noob.

Dikiyoba.

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 11:11: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Lazarus.
Lifecrafter
Member # 6193
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:09 Profile Homepage #13
Cylon is my hero.

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Guaranteed to blow your mind.

Frostbite: Get It While It's...... Hot?
Posts: 900 | Registered: Monday, August 8 2005 07:00
Iffy
Canned
Member # 8014
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:09 Profile #14
This topic has a reason.
And don't call me IFM.
Edit-It was better then the last topic

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 11:11: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Andraste
Agent
Member # 1934
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:18 Profile Homepage #15
quote:
Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin:



Edit-It was better then the last topic
No, not really. All this is in the CoC. :)

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
radix malorum est cupiditas
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:19 Profile #16
quote:
Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin:

This topic has a reason.
And don't call me IFM.
Edit-It was better then the last topic
No it doesn't. There's already a CoC, this sucks.

Why not? People already call me Infernal. Muffin is just too cute for you.

No, just no. Please stop making threads.

EDIT: Beaten to it, Andraste.

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 11:20: Message edited by: radix malorum est cupiditas ]

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Iffy
Canned
Member # 8014
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:20 Profile #17
I was about to but people pushed me on.
Replies from now on.
Edit-many newcomers don't read the CoC.

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 11:22: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
radix malorum est cupiditas
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:25 Profile #18
quote:
Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin:

Many newcomers don't read the CoC.
How could you tell?

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Dikiyoba
Councilor
Member # 6600
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:26 Profile Homepage #19
Originally by Muffin:

quote:
Edit-many newcomers don't read the CoC.
Like Dikiyoba said, they won't read this either.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Iffy
Canned
Member # 8014
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:30 Profile #20
You are probably right.
No more threads for me for a very long time.
(I will still reply though)

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Micawber
Agent
Member # 2759
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:31 Profile Homepage #21
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We Didn't Shard of Fire
Infiltrator
Member # 4826
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:36 Profile #22
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Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Monday, February 19 2007 11:38 Profile Homepage #23
MESSAGE TO ALL NEW PEOPLE (NOOBS):

1) Don't start pointless topics with all-caps titles.

2) Use some frigging spaces between your paranthesis (like this) (but only on the outside, not on the inside( like this )).

3) Don't call people noobs when you've been here under two weeks.

Any questions?

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Ah, a masterpiece! *bows*

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 11:43: Message edited by: The Sorcerer ]

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