Girls: would you prefer to lay eggs?

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AuthorTopic: Girls: would you prefer to lay eggs?
Dikiyoba
Councilor
Member # 6600
 written Tuesday, January 16 2007 16:49 Profile Homepage #100
Originally written Enraged Slith:

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Could we genetically enhance women to lay golden eggs instead? If this is the case, then I'm in favor of the egg laying.
But if every woman laid a golden egg every month, golden eggs (and all gold, really) would be virtually worthless.

Dikiyoba.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Faint Piping of Two Demoniac Flutes
Guardian
Member # 5360
 written Tuesday, January 16 2007 17:43 Profile #101
Maybe the surgery would cost more than the cumulative worth of all the eggs.

Ooh, scary thought. Women captured and forced to work in "Egg plantations".

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Tuesday, January 16 2007 18:18 Profile Homepage #102
Unless we're surgically implanting alchemy too, the women would also have to consume that much gold, making the exercise largely pointless.

—Alorael, who supposes it's a way to get around mercury and potatoes for extracting gold...
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Garrison
Agent
Member # 2820
 written Tuesday, January 16 2007 18:40 Profile #103
Egg planations? Sir, you have gone too far! I could have settled with forcing women to eat rocks to extract the necessary gold, but plantations? Surely you could have come up with a good euphemism for it, like "gold nursery" or "field of droppings."

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Enraged Slith
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Member # 27
 written Tuesday, January 16 2007 19:04 Profile #104
[This wasn't funny, it was offensive. I apologize. I'm stopping this before I take another bad joke a little too far.]

[ Wednesday, January 17, 2007 03:16: Message edited by: Enraged Slith ]
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