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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 08:06
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Dikiyoba's suggestion to Fatman, that he do his own custom titles thread as Synergy had done, struck me. Naturally, I couldn't resist. Here, then, are Slarty's Custom Titles. Unlike Synergy, I do not expect to add to my list very much. I spent some time putting these together; each one is fitting on multiple levels and involves puns, sometimes a surfeit of puns. I'm not going to make one random pun about anyone who whines for attention and call it a title. Standards, people, standards. Members for whom I couldn't come up with anything good were dropped from the list. So if you post a lot and aren't listed, it is probably just the vagaries of my limited creativity. (It may also be that you display all the personality of a scone and I had nothing to work with, but just assume the former. :P ) In the spirit of Drakey's titles, these are pretty obscure -- some so much so that Google and Wikipedia will provide only partial illumination. I'll post explanations later, but I want to get the full frontal effect first. ;) My personal favorite title is definitely DeVlish's, of which I'm quite proud. Interestingly, Magma's and Goldenking's are the most polypunous. The most controversial, no doubt, will be the title I've listed last of all. I decided to treat that individual no differently from anyone else; otherwise, deciding the appropriate way to handle things would have become a real headache. SLARTY DOES SPIDWEB Slarty -- Metaphor of Babylon Alec -- Pope Tart TM -- Holy of Holies Jewels -- Wife of Baath Ash Lael -- Saw Massacre Archmage Alex -- Stickmata Damacy Delicious Vlish -- Tentacle Crepe Salmon -- Thumper Arancaytar -- Gertrude Blanch's Secrets Student of Trinity -- Dr. Light Ed -- Flip Top Flop MagmaDragoon -- Lan Taxative Kelandon -- Warlord, Interrupted Fatman -- Vitameatavegamin Girl Dareva -- Patty O'Hearst Djur -- Little Orphan Andrea Thuryl -- Oh, Yeaahh! *i -- King Mondo I Drakefyre -- 98 Debris Tyranicus -- Sir Banks-a-Lot Ephesos -- Buddy Holly Dikiyoba -- Lucia Pamelora Nicothodes -- If Looks Could Kill Goldenking -- My Panasse! Infernal -- Lichess Oblige Synergy -- Panglossary Marlenny -- Dominicanatrix Alorael -- Pinhead Astronomer [ Saturday, June 10, 2006 07:15: Message edited by: Slarty ] -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 08:25
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I like mine... :) You get a cookie! -------------------- Do not underestimate the power of the mechanical pencil. Join the Dark side. We have cookies. Played in: Fiddler on the Roof Bye Bye Birdie "Hey, Patrick, feel this random pipe. It's squishy"-Nils Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 08:29
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Who's Gertrude Blanch? Marlenny's is pure, undiluted awesome. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 08:45
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I must protest. I display all the personality of a scone, yet you've somehow found a way to title me. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 08:52
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quote:Seconded. -------------------- * Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 09:06
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quote:Wait, when did this happen? I must be losing my mind. Anyhoo, favorites are Pope Tart and Mr. Holly. Nicely done. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 09:17
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Originally by Fatman: quote:Right here. Dikiyoba isn't entirely sure what Dikiyoba's title means, but at least is seems to show more depth than most comparisons that Dikiyoba ends up with. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 09:49
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quote:**nod head** Yes, very wise. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 13:29
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quote:Poly what? Lan Taxative? :P -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 13:33
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He is saying that you are crap and a waste of bandwidth. -------------------- * Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 13:34
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Polypunous - adj. Having or involving many puns. EDIT: Is there something deeper to the rearrangement of the title to "Tan Laxitive" that I am missing? [ Thursday, June 08, 2006 13:37: Message edited by: Garrison ] -------------------- Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are. ==== Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies! ==== Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos. Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 13:39
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Well, I will make one clarification right now. None of the titles are intended to be insulting, though they certainly do make light of quirks and foibles. Not my bag. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 13:58
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Saw Massacre? Did I commit a massacre with a saw? Perhaps I simply saw a massacre? Who knows? -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Post Navel Trauma ^_^
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 14:35
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You massacred a whole extended family of innocent saws. -------------------- Barcoorah: I even did it to a big dorset ram. desperance.net - Don't follow this link Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 17:06
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I like my title. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 17:15
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quote:So do I. quote:And this part makes me feel good. ------------------- "No one will ever know how powerful I am enough to give me a costom title."-The person who's now powerful enough to get infront. [ Thursday, June 08, 2006 17:15: Message edited by: Major ] Posts: 153 | Registered: Monday, April 24 2006 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Thursday, June 8 2006 17:58
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I question your sanity. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, June 9 2006 04:27
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quote:You aren't? :D (Oh, yes, I forgotten that you made many scenarios. :P ) quote:Of course. quote:Thanks for not reply with a Wikipedia link. :) quote: -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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His Mighty Tentacle
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written Friday, June 9 2006 04:40
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Heheh creep. :P -------------------- If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish. Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish. Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00 |
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Shake Before Using
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written Friday, June 9 2006 05:03
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Whew, dodged a title. :) Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, June 9 2006 05:52
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Interesting. Not sure what it's supposed to mean, but interesting all the same. -------------------- ??? ?????? ???? ????? Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, June 9 2006 06:52
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quote:Is a character for a MegaMan Series, right? :cool: -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 9 2006 07:05
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I think it's a refrence to her proffesion, though yeah, Dr. Light is a Megaman character. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 193 | Registered: Thursday, April 6 2006 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 9 2006 08:03
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quote:Do not remind the fluffy turtles about this... -------------------- "I knocked him out, but I managed to hit the reply button before he fell down."-The person behind him. Posts: 153 | Registered: Monday, April 24 2006 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Friday, June 9 2006 15:47
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quote:It's a comment on your politics, your gender, and your... aesthetic sensibilities. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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