Naming Your Muscles (a stupid guy thread)

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Author	Topic: Naming Your Muscles (a stupid guy thread)
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, October 31 2005 12:33 Profile Homepage #0 I recently started naming my muscles: And the list grows every day. Do you have any names for your muscles, and if so, what are they? -------------------- Fo shizzle, my lord. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Monday, October 31 2005 12:45 Profile Homepage #1 Uh... I honestly can't think of a way to respond to this. Wait... I lied. I don't name them. It's not like I need to yell their names for them to work, so I feel that the present arrangement works just fine. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Or else o'erleap. Law Bringer Member # 335	written Monday, October 31 2005 12:53 Profile Homepage #2 I pity your doctor if you ever go in complaining of a pain in Maurice. —Alorael, who doesn't name muscles. His muscles exist only to carry out his will, and quite frankly he doesn't see why slaves deserve names. They should simply act when ordered to act and be still otherwise. Posts: 14579 \| Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Ash Lael E Equals MC What!!!! Member # 5491	written Monday, October 31 2005 12:54 Profile Homepage #3 You need to get some actual friends. You know, people or even things that are not a subset of yourself. Even a pet rock would be an improvement. -------------------- Sex is easier than love. Posts: 1861 \| Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Khoth Post Navel Trauma ^_^ Member # 67	written Monday, October 31 2005 13:07 Profile Homepage #4 I'm more concerned that he seems to think his hair is a muscle. -------------------- Barcoorah: I even did it to a big dorset ram. desperance.net - Don't follow this link Posts: 1798 \| Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Ash Lael E Equals MC What!!!! Member # 5491	written Monday, October 31 2005 13:17 Profile Homepage #5 And why is his right pec a girl, while everything else has manly names? This just gets more and more wrong as you think about it. -------------------- Sex is easier than love. Posts: 1861 \| Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Monday, October 31 2005 13:18 Profile Homepage #6 Maybe he means his brain... in which case, it appears to be a slightly misshapen muscle, perhaps from the effects of having a stash of something-or-other in there. EDIT: I like how this is the picture he posted to the Frappr page. [ Monday, October 31, 2005 13:22: Message edited by: Ephesos ] -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Detta Warrior Member # 4478	written Monday, October 31 2005 13:20 Profile Homepage #7 Very strange indeed. I do, however, love the use of the MS Paint drawing. [ Monday, October 31, 2005 13:38: Message edited by: Detta ] Posts: 81 \| Registered: Sunday, June 6 2004 07:00
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, October 31 2005 13:59 Profile #8 I gotta ask. Which muscle shares its name with its host organism? this message sponsored by completelyuseless.com Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ash Lael E Equals MC What!!!! Member # 5491	written Monday, October 31 2005 14:26 Profile Homepage #9 Natasha, obviously. -------------------- Sex is easier than love. Posts: 1861 \| Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
VCH Shaper Member # 247	written Monday, October 31 2005 15:22 Profile Homepage #10 Hair is not mulch. -------------------- I stop rubber at 160km/h, five times a week. CANUCKS RESPEK! My Style The Knight Between Posts. Posts: 2395 \| Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00
Najosz Thjsza Kjras Lifecrafter Member # 6388	written Monday, October 31 2005 15:37 Profile #11 quote: Originally written by Ash Lael: You need to get some actual friends. You know, people or even things that are not a subset of yourself. Even a pet rock would be an improvement. What he said. Posts: 794 \| Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Monday, October 31 2005 16:11 Profile Homepage #12 No. My muscles are not worthy of separate names. But maybe yours are. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, October 31 2005 18:20 Profile Homepage #13 No, the hair's hair, it's not a muscle. But it seemed important to include that at the time. Kerry, the ab, is sometimes Carey, in which case she's a girl. She and Natasha are girlfriends, they get along pretty well. But the rest of the gang gets kind of annoyed when they get together. It causes cramps. Dash and Steve were the original duo. The rest just sort of came along. Mitchell's name was originally Missile until this Spanish guy at French camp pronounced his name more like 'Mitchell'. It stuck, needless to say. Ironically, I refer to The Gang as my "pet rocks". Incidentally, I really hope nobody is taking this seriously. :P But after seeing the football and basketball teams kissing their muscles, I figured I might as well at least know the names of mine. -------------------- Fo shizzle, my lord. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Archmage Alex Skip to My Lou Member # 40	written Monday, October 31 2005 19:07 Profile Homepage #14 "The Stash" makes me think "mustache" :D Though I believe you are refering to your hair. I have not named my muscles. Not that my muscles are worth naming. :P Do you actually have a six-pack? For the sake of being eccentric I decided to collect bowling balls. In an idle moment here and there I've named them and given them personal histories. -------------------- Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 75% 100% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! www.Keirsey.com for personality information. The Sloganizer! "Swing your Archmage Alex." Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Nikki. Shaper Member # 3442	written Wednesday, November 2 2005 06:10 Profile Homepage #15 quote: Originally written by Archmage Alex: For the sake of being eccentric I decided to collect bowling balls. In an idle moment here and there I've named them and given them personal histories. Care to share any stories? My eccentric obsession is keeping keyrings. I have 193 keyrings, and two keys. None of the 195 have names though. And only 8 of the lot are in service at any one time. -------------------- Everybody knows, but nobody understands. Thus endeth this post. Posts: 2864 \| Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Jame2 Warrior Member # 5389	written Wednesday, November 2 2005 09:12 Profile #16 All of my muscles (which are sadly underexercised) all share my name. After all, they're my muscles, and a vital part of me. -------------------- Reports of my demise are extremely accurate. And I AM the clone Posts: 102 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 12 2005 08:00