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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 14:37
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Melon sex: discuss. -------------------- AnamaFreak (3:59:56 AM): Shounen-ai to the MAX ...there really is nothing that can compare to hot gay sex with a mythological icon. --665 Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 14:41
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what the hell aer you trying to do? personaly, i think this is way out of place, and reccomend that a moderator delete this. -------------------- -Sylak, the inadvertant killer of threads Posts: 319 | Registered: Tuesday, May 14 2002 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 14:50
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Sylak, what 10 uses can you think of that you can use a watermelon for? Think quickly! -------------------- ♫ The truth is screaming BIG ♫ ♫ A light so bright ♫ ♫ Whether day or night ♫ ♫ It can't be hid ♫ § realitycorp@gmail.com § ►► Chance is back online! ◄◄ Posts: 245 | Registered: Tuesday, February 17 2004 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 15:05
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1. Eating 2. Mowing the lawn 3. As a shield from angry badgers 4. Interdimensional time-travel device 5. My own private yacht 6. As a telephone to god (or other relevant deity) 7. For taking over the world (minus France) 8. As a tactical nuclear weapon to destroy France 9. A Shakespearian actor 10. To make plastic cheese (or chess) Those are ten uses for a watermelon. [ Thursday, June 24, 2004 15:06: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ] -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 16:35
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Return? It's a good thing sequels are never as powerful as the first release--I'd hate to see the first melon sex topic. -------------------- Which word of four letters can be added to the front of the following words to create other English words? CARD BOX CODE BAG HASTE Posts: 635 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 17:52
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Three pages of it too! First Page! The Second Page Three Pages -------------------- ♫ The truth is screaming BIG ♫ ♫ A light so bright ♫ ♫ Whether day or night ♫ ♫ It can't be hid ♫ § realitycorp@gmail.com § ►► Chance is back online! ◄◄ Posts: 245 | Registered: Tuesday, February 17 2004 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 19:07
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I have found that dried fruits can provide some wonderful diversion from the more workaday joys of melons. Papaya spears in particular have many intriguing applications, though raisins, apricots, and prunes all have their places. Try them for yourself, and I assure you that you will never regard certain foodstuffs in the same light again. ?Alorael, who wouldn't want to spoil the surprises too much. He'll just say that it's well worth the effort, and if you're truly adventurous you can even experiment with rehydration. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 19:17
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quote:Let the mods do their jobs. -------------------- Beatoff Valley: A story told out of order. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 20:43
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Didn't the last melon sex topic end up locked, though? Might as well get it over with. FBM, please. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 21:27
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 I like mine with a bit of spunk. -------------------- KazeArctica: "Imagine...wangs everywhere...and tentacles. Nothing but wangs and tentacles! And no pants!" Posts: 2862 | Registered: Tuesday, October 2 2001 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 21:44
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I've never tried, personally, although I've seen American Pie - does that count? -------------------- Scandalous Stories, fishing,and great photos Posts: 294 | Registered: Monday, November 24 2003 08:00 |
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One Thousand Slimy Things
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 22:05
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Alec, I hope this melon sex topic wasn't inspired by actual melonsex that is actually very, very real. For obvious reasons I am not going to post links, so those foolish enough can google for it. -------------------- There was no happy ending. Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Shake Before Using
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 22:22
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Actually, Sir David, I believe that only the first Melon Sex topic was locked. I'm almost certain that the second one wasn't. Anyway, mm. Watermelonse... [ Thursday, June 24, 2004 22:23: Message edited by: Imban ] Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, June 24 2004 22:28
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Wait a minute... he was attempting to be serious?? Nice one.  SD... thank you? What's wrong? The RC asked, I delivered. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, June 25 2004 00:26
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quote:Thankyou Imban for helping me figure out what the word goatse meant. Although goatse and watermelonse is nothing to rakese  EDIT: I have another use for a watermelon 11: When cut in half and hollowed out, a watermelon can be turned into a fetching helmet. [ Friday, June 25, 2004 00:29: Message edited by: Milla ] -------------------- "Heads don't roll, they bounce!" Want to find out how nasty you really are? visit:www.thespark.com now! Also look at my site here This is also a good site Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 25 2004 02:44
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While eating watermelon at the Defac today and having a seed propelled at the side of my head at great speed by my platoon sergeant got me thinking... Not the watermelon but the seeds!! Weapons!!!! YAY! And yes, it takes someone hitting me with it before i realise its a weapon! lol  edit: wow, i clicked teh quote button at first instaead of the edit button, luckly flood control stopped me from an embarassing double post! [ Friday, June 25, 2004 02:46: Message edited by: CyberWolf ] -------------------- Please visit the RP Paridise. rgf-network! The chance of someone looking at you is directly proportonal to the stupidity of your act. The idea is not to give your life for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. Posts: 101 | Registered: Monday, September 9 2002 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Friday, June 25 2004 03:20
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Surprisingly, goatse has little or nothing to do with goats. More surprisingly still, after seeing it one rather wishes it did. Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, June 25 2004 03:38
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I see that FBM has, once again, made a complete fool of herself. Also,  HE UP TO NASTY! -------------------- - The Great Mister kommari@gmail.com[/url] Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, June 25 2004 14:31
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I find watermelons or other fruits with hard carapaces to be a little on the annoying side when I take them out for a little of the rough and tumble. Evidently, if I can do without the outside thing and just gooey insides, that's more interesting. I find it that if you have a frozen part of the insides, while the others are melted (though cooled down) they work wonders. If I'm gonna do it with a fruit, I stay with pineapple and coconut. The former, because heck, it's hard and has a sting. The second, because of the whole process. Part of the fun of the act is the process of getting there (I mean, of course, about the fruit picking act, clean your thoughts!) Coconuts grow on palm trees which are usually found in the tropics, usually on the beaches. What more romance can you ask for? Climbing the tree. . . Getting the fruit. . . Enjoying the sunset by the beach. . . Drinking the milk of your labours. . . Sweet. Edit: Edited for content. [ Friday, June 25, 2004 14:32: Message edited by: Blind Samurai Clown ] -------------------- "I like traffic lights, but not when they are red." [Abridged] Monty Python Song. Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, June 25 2004 15:28
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Is it just me, or has BSC become acclimated to life at Spiderweb far, far too quickly? ?Alorael, who has recently tried multiple melons at once. It can be challenging to pull it off satisfyingly, especially if you are not especially limber, but the results are well worth the time spent stretching and possible pulled muscles. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, June 25 2004 16:14
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Alorael, it's interesting what you mentioned about multiple melons. Yoga may help you limbering more your extermities. Your comment also inspired me to think about a world where melons and other fruits were our only companions. If so we should prepare for it, right? Maybe training in two occupations may help. a) Become a fruiter (or whatever is the official name for someone who sales fruits, besides fruit vendor) This way your knowledge of fruit will be intimate and comprehensive. b) A circus acrobat. Limber limbs. Plus the added ability to juggle, always important. Cheers! -------------------- "I like traffic lights, but not when they are red." [Abridged] Monty Python Song. Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, June 25 2004 16:25
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Just here to please TGM. And intentionally so in this case. That kid, however, worries me in a deep and dark way... either that or cracks me up. A natural SWer if I ever saw one. Either that, or the translation program the la's using has ALOT to answer for. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 25 2004 16:32
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I'd like to apologize in advance for this. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. =^.^= http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=tino.jpg&category=Candy&date=2002-10-01 http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=Coming.jpg&category=Candy&date=1996-07-20 -------------------- Digital Neko - more nekojin per capita than you can beat senseless! Now featuring all-new subdomain! Posts: 147 | Registered: Sunday, June 13 2004 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, June 25 2004 16:37
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Whyte Shadow, I'm never looking at a fruit in the same way ever again. Thank you! Hetero is for you know what as well as homo is for you know what. What prefix is worthy of adding here? Is this killing neurons, re-arranging them or changing a paradigm in such a way that the world will tremble if this ever becomes public? -------------------- "I like traffic lights, but not when they are red." [Abridged] Monty Python Song. Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Saturday, June 26 2004 02:00
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I believe the correct prefix would be "fructo", which is suitably evocative. Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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