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AuthorTopic: Koala Cull
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quote:
Originally written by Captain Uglyhead:

Too many koalas? I thought those little goobers were endangered or something. I keep seeing the weepy TV specials about them getting hit by cars and dying and stuff.
Well, see, the thing there is that they're endangered because of habitat destruction, so the koala population in most areas is limited by what the current habitat can support. In the long run, getting hit by cars isn't their worst problem.

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quote:
Originally written by Khoth:

Part of the problem is probably that a lot of people are morally opposed to killing cute animals.
Part of the problem is people don't stop to think. I can understand Stughalf's objection, although I disagree on the basis that I am a human and therefore am meant to value humans more than other lifeforms (or we'd be extinct) and I can't understand koalas.

However, if your view is just 'but they're so sweet', I wouldn't waste a bullet on you. Bayonet in stomach, twist, pull out.

Besides, speaking personally, if I was to die before my time, I'd want it to be a bullet in the head unexpectedly than slowly starving to death and taking most of the ecosystem with me.

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quote:
Originally written by The Articulated Ronald Dominator:

However, if your view is just 'but they're so sweet', I wouldn't waste a bullet on you. Bayonet in stomach, twist, pull out..
I hope you don't think I'm one of the bayonet-deservers.

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Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
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People object to it because they're "small 'n' furry"? Simple. Spread propaganda that they are in fact quite nasty and will have a finger off and the species probably has rabies.

Sit back and see how many people object to a necessary cull then. So what if you lied? You saved a creature from unpleasant extinction.

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Although I comprehend your arguments, I'm still not convinced. Alec, I agree that sapience is quite an advantage, and that humans have managed, over the relatively short period of our existence, to alter the world in ways that would be far beyond the abilities of any other animal. We are born problem solvers, and we have succeeded, over several thousands of years, in harnessing our brainpower to lengthen and improve the quality of our lives, subjugate the "lower" animals, "domesticate" and culture ourselves and our habits, create all manner of government systems, build awe-inspiring monuments to the glory and majesty of humanity, and so on.

However, it should be clear to everyone that human sapience tends to have its limits. We might excel at solving the problems of the moment, but we tend to have very little or no foresight in our actions. I'm sure none of you will deny the fact that humans are fully responsible for the problem of human overpopulation. We've been blind, really, trying so hard, over so many years, to improve our lot, only to create a dangerous situation that could potentially mean the end of Earth itself in time. There would be no koala overpopulation problem if there wasn't a human overpopulation problem. Humans selfishly destroy the habitat of the koalas for their own purposes, selfishly breed koalas on an island out of greed, or callousness, or both. And who pays for the mistakes and the stupidity of humans? The koalas, of course, for being most ignominiously used.

I'm no sentimental waste of air- I'm about as sensitive as the late John Holmes' dong. But I can identify real injustice when I see it- and that is why this issue disturbs me so deeply.

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Acually if the human race is anything, it is certainly not problem solvers, I personally think that this hypothetical situation explains it best:

Say an alien ship landed tomorrow. Say that it was full of delegates from a galaxy-wide federation of planets. Say that they had come to ask us to join. Say that the reasons they gave was that the human race had one racial trait was so unlike anything else, that this one tiny planet, which had barely achieved space-travel, was being asked to join a mighty federation with thousands of member races, each spreading across hundreds of star systems.

Now what would this trait be? Problem solving? Hell no! If they had achieved what they had, they wouldn't think our problem solving abilities any cop. How about survival instinct? Nooooo! The animals on this planet aren't that vicious compared to the average human.

So what? Well there would only be one thing I could think of... (drum roll)....... Blind Luck.

Most of our technological advances came about by sheer accident. Our planet shouldn't, in it's position, size and mass be like it is, it should be like Venus. The list goes on forever... Case point closed.

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I think if animals are starving, being shot is a better death that suffering and starving. It's a necesary thing.

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Stughalf, when I first read over your post, I could have sworn I saw the phrase 'glory hole' in relation to humanity's achievements. As a result, I find responding to it, even knowing what it truly contains, utterly impossible.

It is necessary to fix today's problems before atoning for the sins of the fathers, anyway -- if we sit back and lament breeding koalas on a limited ecosystem with no natural predators, more than get culled will starve.

To put it into perspective, if I were convinced it would solve the overpopulation problem without causing bigger ones, I'd be all in favor of culling people, too, and not even assuming that I'm an outside factor. I've gotta go someday, and if it's to lend coherence to a movement that will save humanity, it'd be something of a hero's death, in a way. Certainly a more useful way to end than at the bottom of a stairwell at an autumnal age.

[ Saturday, May 01, 2004 17:36: Message edited by: Custerbly Numb ]

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I suppose I agree; death by violence is an improvement over death by starvation, and the blood is on our hands even if we let them all starve. However, it is intolerable that such disasters are still occurring even at this stage in human existence. Unless humanity begins to show some real wisdom, prudence, restraint, and foresight in its actions, the worst is clearly yet to come. It is my hope that, in witnessing the horror of the acts we shall be forced to commit to resolve the koala situation and others of its ilk, we will finally gain a sense of the great responsibility we hold as stewards of our planet.

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dont Koalas eat gum leaves..maybe Ive missed something but Australia might be able to fit them in somewhere ?

ok Im obviously missing something vital

anyway, I happened to hear on the radio the other day how culling does not work for a number of populations. Obviously it does work to an extent, but the solution is only temporary, whereas sterilization seems to work better. Probably because the size of populations is a constraint of sorts (dont know). But then, in this specific case, these animals would need to reallocated too.

is it certain there is nowhere to accommodate them ?

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we will finally gain a sense of the great responsibility we hold as stewards of our planet.
If only, but this is sport to people, many volunteer for these opportunities.
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Koalas are particular, if voracious, eaters. They only eat the leaves of certain eucalyptus species, and those trees do not grow all over Australia. They can be accomodated elsewhere, but not in numbers that will make much of a dent in the Kangaroo Island population, or change the problem. There isn't enough food for them.

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Its not my fault TM, its like an inbred instinct IMAGE(biggrin0.gif)
But something has to be done though. Hmm, moving colonies? But where the heck!? Bah, its not a very realistic idea annyways.

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Thunvael, why does it matter if those performing the cull treat it as sport? To be allowed to participate, a high degree of competence and responsibility would still be required and it's surely better if people get the sport there than killing the koalas for no good reason whatsoever.

Hunting quotas resemble a much reduced yearly cull and combining these with sport provide revenue to protect the environment. Obviously, a degree of oversight is necessary, but by and large those who hunt have no wish to kill every animal on the planet.

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I found this information which seems a more comprehensive and long term in solution. The problem, or a significant contributor there to, apparently was caused by human deforestation.

http://www.savethekoala.com/mediarelease.html
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Well firstly my comments are best understood in relation to the quote cited, since there was a hope people might learn responsibility if they experience the reality of taking life. Unfortunately I dont think those sentiments would be shared by the typical shooter.

The motive of people who make it a game to kill other sentient life forms is questionable in itself. A hypocrisy of values, what we want preserved for ourselves, but are happy to ignore when it comes to other life forms for the sake of bloodsport.
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I find that unreasonable. The only solution it offers seems to be adoption, which is, on a larger scale, crueler than killing them -- most people who would actually adopt a damn koala are idiots who are opposed to culling on an 'aww, but they're so cute' level, and have no business caring for themselves, much less a high-maintenance animal.

The point is, no one ever said the koalas are to blame here. Either we are going to get rid of 20,000 koalas -- quickly, painlessly, and at random -- or we are going to have nearly 30,000 starve, which is probably among the worst ways to go.

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Im not sure what you find unreasonable, if we have the means and resources to save lives, at least a number of them, ethically it should follow.

While some may need to be killed for the present situation because of overall population dynamics, culling is only a temporary solution. It becomes an unethical one if we fall back on it, to 'save the Koala's' because we keep endangering them.
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Third-party shelter is an option of desperation. If I had the choice of a giant plucking me out of my home out of the clear blue sea, forced away from my friends and family, named Schnookums, caged into an area completely alien to me, fed cat food, whalloped when I tried to urinate or defecate wherever I pleased, and fondled and smacked around by the giant and their little brats and a bullet to the back of the head, I'd paint a big target from one ear to another, just to make real sure.

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You are entitled to your perspectives, whether you would adhere to them we cannot really test. However animal behaviour tends towards preservation throughout the gamut of undesirable conditions. Thus with our limited knowledge of what an animal may truly want, it would be more consistent to preserve life in hope of better circumstances.

Im not even sure what the issue is Im disagreeing with IMAGE(smile000.gif) Been a long day, but if I am discerning the general theme correctly, then it is disconcertingly narrow to assume killing things is the most ethical action available.
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He's not assuming, he came to that conclusion through much thought (I hope). The biggest difference in opinions is how you see humans. We can see ourselves on the same level as the animals, or we can see ourselves as something special. We wouldn't even be debating this if we were at the same level of the animals.

Humans, however great we may make ourselves out to be, are also monsters, in some ways. The people here and there who haven't learned to love each other end up making the world a worse place to exist for humans and animals alike.

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I don't see the relevance of your point, DP. Human lives aren't directly at risk here either way, and nobody seems to disagree that letting animals live is, all other things being equal, preferable to letting them die. The question being debated is a procedural one: we're arguing, effectively, over the best way to save as many as possible.

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Sounds like their death is inevitable. Might as well make it painless. I hate humans, they're all monsters in my eye. If a large part of the human race starts to do something not much can stop them. Besides, if unforseen events plague the human race later on for this kind of behavior then good. Might mean that as a species they weren't meant to live.

You know, ironically I hate humans but all I ever do around most of them is help out and be polite. Scary, what if someone you know who acts as a saint is really a maniac?

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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

I don't see the relevance of your point, DP.
Hmmm?Can I blame it on the Koala? IMAGE(tongue00.gif)

Okay?Yeah, it seems that culling is the most effective temporary solution, because the need is urgent. I agree.

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I can't understand people who say "I hate humans, they're monsters!". We are the only species who cares in the slightest about kindness and justice. That's why callous acts are labelled inhumane.

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Considering that the dingo was essentially created by humans, that's not really the best example.

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