Trademarkean Mathematics

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Trademarkean Theorem
(NOTE: Understanding of the relevance of Trademarkean Mathematics is essential in applying it to other fields.)

Let x * c^y = c^100 + xy - b + a^a^a^i

(x * c^y = c^100 + xy - b + a^a^a^i) * 0

0 = 0

a = all numbers
b = all numbers
c = all numbers
x = all numbers
y = all numbers

I am prepared to defend my theorem.

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Trademarkean Theorem Applied to Theology

God = ???

(God = ???) * 0

0 = 0

God = all numbers
??? = all numbers

Therefore, God is not only dead, but is also anything you want him to be.

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Trademarkean Theorem Applied to Chemistry

y moles of Oxygen = x pounds Oxygen

(y moles of Oxygen = x pounds Oxygen) * 0

0 = 0

x = all numbers
y = all numbers

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Any questions?

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Despite the obviousness that that is spam. All of your theories are extremely flawed. I'll start with 3 and work my way backwards...

3. There is no way you can even compare moles to weight unless you know the temperature in the given situation.

2.I'll cover this at the end in my summation. Because for all I know this one might actually be correct.

1. I'm sure that is true for some values. However, not for the ones you suggested.

Perhaps I don't understand the math. Or perhaps you just mean to say that everything you get your hands on becomes worthless IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Trademarkean Mathematics_files/tongue.gif)

[ Thursday, September 11, 2003 10:19: Message edited by: Lt. Sullust ]

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TM has proved that multiplying both sides of an equation by zero proves that the equation is true. The basic premise of being able to perform such a multiplication is false. Therefore, TM is false.

—Alorael, who much prefers other proofs, like the very complicated explorations of money, time, power, and knowledge.
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quote:
Originally written by Lt. Sullust:

Despite the obviousness that that is spam. All of your theories are extremely flawed. I'll start with 3 and work my way backwards...

3. There is no way you can even compare moles to weight unless you know the temperature in the given situation.

2.I'll cover this at the end in my summation. Because for all I know this one might actually be correct.

1. I'm sure that is true for some values. However, not for the ones you suggested.

Perhaps I don't understand the math. Or perhaps you just mean to say that everything you get your hands on becomes worthless IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Trademarkean Mathematics_files/tongue.gif)

Let your argument(s) = x
Let their validity = y

x = y
(x = y) * 0
0 = 0

Therefore, your argument is everything and its validity is anything. If x is "Trademarkean math sucks!" and y is "No Validity Whatsoever", then the problem still works. See?

(Same goes for Alorael. TMean math, poof!!!)

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quote:
Originally written by Lt. Sullust:

Despite the obviousness that that is spam. All of your theories are extremely flawed. I'll start with 3 and work my way backwards...

3. There is no way you can even compare moles to weight unless you know the temperature in the given situation.

Um, what? Number of moles is simply the number of particles in your sample of compound. Particles essentially have constant mass. Temperature has nothing to do with it. Of course, if you were calculating weight, you'd also need to know the gravitational field strength...
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Yes, it now does occur to me that I am horribly mistaken. But everything will be alright soon enough. I'm brushing up on my chemistry knowledge. It is a shame that TM is trying to claim the rule that zero multiplied by any number is zero is his own idea...imagine that a trademark stealing a trademark IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Trademarkean Mathematics_files/tongue.gif)

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...that was not funny in the slightest because of a few factual errors.

1) 0x = 0 is not my idea, but (equation)0 being 0 = 0 is.

2) 0x = 0 is not trademarked.

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Darn it, TM, why couldn't you have posted this on Galactic Core or something? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Trademarkean Mathematics_files/tongue.gif)
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If I can get a clear concensus I'd be happy to move it and lock it.

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pure genius sir

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quote:

Any questions?

Yes:
What the hell??

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C'mon, don't be so boring.

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Nobody should ever lock a topic TM started..
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This man should obviously be made admin in lieu of Drakefyre.

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Thos topic has gone off topic...It needs to be finished off IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Trademarkean Mathematics_files/topicdeath.gif)

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