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Originally written by Nioca:

Bah. A nice blue-glowing razor-sharp short sword with an enchantment of +25 damage to humanoids is where it's at.

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Originally written by Azuma:

People have forgotten the Ur-Ornk..@_@

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roflcopters. :D

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Originally written by Lazarus.:

Quote trees suck, and this one in particular sucks harder than most. That said, the more people who post in it the sooner it dies, so here goes.

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Originally written by Iffy:

I remember reading his old spammy posts.

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This is not worthy of preservation.

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QFT

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FYFYT

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Originally written by Mallorquin Slef:

Aimee isn't in A2 in person. She just leaves a message and a spell for you.

—Alorael, who professes himself unsatisfied. Maybe she'll return from distant planes bearing word of a new threat in A7. Maybe it will be Grah-Hoth. Again.

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Originally written by Iffy is begging for a PS3:

Okay, I fixed it. He is not immortal.

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Originally written by Iffy is begging for a PS3:

Nija, knock it off.

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You are hilarious on so many levels

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Originally written by Iffy:

I feel really bad for Ephesos.

Edit -Maybe something good will come of this.

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Originally written by Iffy:

I remember reading his old spammy posts.

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Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

That's the spirit! Less OOC hating, more IC hating!

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Originally written by Goldenking:

Iffy: There are many, many things wrong with your character. Here is how I'd do your character, with my revisions in italics. If you really want this character, keep it. However, you'd have to work very hard to make this fit in with the RP.

Name: Muffinto the 18th
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Height: [i]10"-6'[/i}
Weight: 2 pounds at 10in, 15 at 6ft
Magick: Can cast many fire spells and can cast a healing spell.
Skills: Controlled Growth, High Jumping. (Omitted Biting, which isn't a skill, and changed phrasing)
Occupation: Disciple of Iffy, God of Baked Goods
Biography: My name is Muffinto the 18th. However, I was born unusually powerful and I have been named First Disciple of Iffy. And I am loyal to the all powerful Iffy and The Creator.

We muffins are a secretive race. (Omitted the stuff about only those loyal to the creator know you) And we serve Iffy, who serves the Creator along with us.

We have a brief history. As one of Iffy's gifts, a loyal human was taught by Iffy himself on how to create magical muffins (Iffy can't teach anyone once he's exiled). It is extremely complicated, but he learned anyway.

He found a secure location, where he began the spell. Afterwards, five muffins were summoned. They were taught everything, they were good students. "Begin a society of muffins," were his orders. "And serve The Creator. Fight the Anama." (No cannibalism for you)

We have formed a society, and I have fathered 152 muffins (No you haven't. Try ten.). I have been asked to do very dangerous missions. But the Anama are challenging, so I am very enthusiastic. Sometimes I have had to escape, and I am very good at doing that. I am currently at home, with all the other muffins, in a hidden cove southeast of Cape Town.

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