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[ Tuesday, June 15, 2004 17:53: Message edited by: Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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OOC: MSW had specifically said humans only. sorry IMAGE(frown000.gif)

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Raymond started checking supplies. They were depleted alright. 3 days of rationed bread, a beef jerky, and a dozen crackers was all the food he had left - he was fortunate to have found these people. Other than that, though, he still had 3 looted rolls of gauze and 10 shooting spears.

He did not want to be one of the patrols; if he had survived for so long, he had no reason to risk his life for another night. Nevertheless, he loaded his spear launcher and looked outside to see if everything was fine...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hey everyone! in General
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James is currently napping.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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I am in need of Blades of Avernum lists in General
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that was A3... -_-

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hey everyone! in General
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my god, it's Lorekeeper. welcome back.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hello! (Free Website!) in General
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welcome.

*fires the water cannon*

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hi!! in General
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ah, let him have his moment of glory.

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Hi!! in General
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GG Thuryl... hahaha.

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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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I never knew the bunker had a guardian, Raymond thought as he heard the mysterious voice speak.

"Whoever you are," he replied. With his ability to sense magic, he knew very roughly where the voice came from, relative to him. "I don't know WHY you would be here because I helped build this bunker. I am one of the survivors of the demonic invasion... Quite possibly, the only one that survived."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: FB, we're trying to get INSIDE the bunker. we're still OUTSIDE the bunker, which is under the ruins we are at right now.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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best. name. EVAR. in General
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i still like Chew Sh!t Fun better.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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best. name. EVAR. in General
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http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm

i NEVER woulda thought that anyone could have a name like this... not even a chinese prof lady.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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"Oh no," Raymond muttered as he heard the gears moving beneath him. "Everyone take cover!"

Explosions rocked the ground close to Raymond, Eferas and Rey. Rings of fire filled the ground in front of them as square patches of earth exploded like a domino effect.

"Good job, whoever did that," Raymond sighed. "Somebody fired off the emergency trap trigger... I should have told them to look for two STONE pillars about as tall as me."

He looked at the ground in front of them. The ground was burning as if it were some sort of maze. Indeed, Raymond knew, it was. At least, it took one of the people who built the underground bunker to know how to pass the now-burning ground...

OOC: however you want to cross this, Aran and FB, just post...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hi!! in General
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i love you.

:P

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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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OOC: teehee, evil monkeys.

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"Raymond," Eferas inquired after they stopped at the riverside, "What do you need us for? Or better yet, why can't the whole group come with you?"

"Because we laid old traps around the bunker, and I need you two to help me disarm them. Oh yes - don't move until I say it's safe. Rey, use your shield to protect Eferas."

Raymond then walked to a nearby dead tree, carefully made five strides, and shot a spear into a seemingly innocent spot in the river. The entire dead tree, as well as the surrounding earth, sank into the ground. With that, several pillars rose out of the water.

"Quickly," Raymond motioned. "These pillars stay up just long enough for three people to cross."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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I have a problem... in General
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be more specific please.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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OOC: bleh, it's easier than thinking up some complicated design.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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Raymond took a few glances around, and secretly retrieved an almost-depleted roll of gauze. He then threw it at Rey. "I don't know about you people, but I think it would be wise to hurry up and head behind the barricades."

"Aren't you going to bandage my hand?" Rey asked.

"Do it yourself."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: ok then, i'll use Raymond instead.

"My name is Raymond Law, though some people just call me Ray," the bladesman replied. "And if i wanted to die, I would have killed myself back in the demon world."

"Oh, so you were one of those who disappeared?" Chadussid asked. "Did anyone else survive?"

"I'm lucky to be alive, myself," Raymond admitted. "As far as I know, they could all be dead!"

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Ray had almost reached the party, when an imp threw itself into his left arm, causing him to drop his spear launcher. "Curses!" The bladesman screamed before giving it a solid gloved punch between the eyes. Strangely enough, the imp disappeared in a puff of black smoke. The attacking force of demons is definitely an illusion, though the imp did leave a claw mark on his sleeve.

Replacing his spear launcher for his katana to conserve ammunition, Ray entered the battle - the adventurers needed help anyway.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: Ray Law got accepted, so I'm moving on. And yes, MSW, he's one of the survivors, most likely the only one.

IC:
When Ray came to, it was dusk. He could hear demons all over the place. He checked to see if he was injured during the fight. Other than a few scratches and a skid mark on his vest of enameled armour, minor bleeding on his forehead, and a torn bandana that he ripped off and dropped on the ground, he was alright. Knowing that he didn't have much time before the nearby demons would spot him, he quickly cleaned and bandaged his head wound, and loaded his spear launcher.

Ray, gripping his spear launcher with his right hand and armpit, stood up and took a look around. This seemed to be the temple that the settlers tried to get to. Now, it was filled with demons - he knew he was right in assuming there would be a demon outpost here soon.

Quietly, he snuck out of the temple, crawling behind heaps of debris and such to avoid attention. To be safe, though, he pushed down a barely supported pillar to distract the demons present. It caused a chain reaction, one pillar crashing into the next.

In the distance, Ray could see a large party of adventurers. He could also sense demonic magic all over the place. Taking one last look back at the now more ruined temple, he made a run for the party...

[ Sunday, June 06, 2004 07:52: Message edited by: Wise Man of Blah ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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indeed... it's kind of dull for like... say 10 people to just kick ass and be sorta invincible in some serious combat situation for example. it's more interesting to just be a survivor rather than be a hero that can never be touched.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Valley of Thunder RP in General
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MSW, i just PMed you. check your profile please.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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OOC: I'll explain tomorrow... Ray Law bears little if any resemblence to Adrian Law/Shadow Wolf, I'll assure you.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Valley of Thunder RP in General
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OOC: I'm going to try something sorta new - I'll be a someone coming OUT of the portal IMAGE(tongue00.gif)

I have been in this burning world for weeks. Let's hope there is a route to a friendlier environment.

Raymond Law looked upon the surrounding landscape from atop a hill. Though there were, fortunately, no demons nearby, he was far away from anything remotely friendly. Barely visible, in the distance, were several heavily guarded portals - those must be where demons are summoned from this blasted realm to other places. A few were less populated, and some were almost deserted. Were the ones with less demons meant for invasions that some demon lords had planned? Possible, but it wouldn't matter because it'd be easier for Ray to just rush through and escape this world. One, according to what he could see, led to some ruin that was overrun with grass - it was this portal that Ray decided to head through.

Loading his spear launcher, Ray hid behind a pillar close to an encampment of red orc-like demons. The largest one, wielding an axe that was larger than Ray's body on one hand and demonic fire on the other, was probably the leader.

Action.

The agile traveller turned around, and fired the loaded spear at the overlord, who blocked the missile with ease. Ray then quickly replaced his spear launcher with a razor-sharp katana and beheaded a demon charging at him. Dodging a second demon, Ray nearly walked into the overlord's demon fire. Several other demons began to close the portal - it was then that Ray decided to make a run for his life, before the portal completely closed. He made one last kill before jumping through the portal.

Ray hit his head on some pillar on the other side, and passed out.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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