Just say no
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, July 19 2005 15:20
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This thread is about Richard White! It's not spam. —Alorael, who still has most of his old locked topic collection. RWG has been treated as a sort of catharsis receptacle historically. Times have changed, thankfully, and the spammers had better watch themselves or they'll find their backs against the wall during the Second Coming of Richard White. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 19 2005 20:30
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quote:Just one half-hour brainwashing session in a dark closet with Icshi, and I guarantee you your money will be en-route to RW's widow/space needle/ferret assassins before you know it! -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 03:54
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Ah, the needle/ferret, most deadly weapon in the history of assassination. Truly nothing can evade the needle/ferrets of RW's elite fanatic geneforged drugged cyborg mentat assassin teams. [ Wednesday, July 20, 2005 04:02: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ] -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 03:56
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Needle/ferrets are definitely superior to sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads. DE-EDIT, or DEDIT: They are also ill-tempered and mutant. [ Wednesday, July 20, 2005 04:32: Message edited by: Drew ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 03:59
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I think they only became mutants recently, and ill tempered very shortly after that. EDIT: Hey, can you restore the original version so that my reply makes even a bit of sense? *Thinks about becoming ill-tempered, but doesn't want to risk qualifying for the assassination team.* RE-EDIT: Thanks, that's great. And what about great Whites, though? [ Wednesday, July 20, 2005 06:31: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ] -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 04:05
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You two are caught in a web. A web of consequences most dire!!. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Happy Happy Joy Joy Encyclopedia Ermariana - Trapped in the Closet ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Lack of Vision
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 04:08
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Begin the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism. Now, we will all leave and assume everything went according to plan. -------------------- Pan Lever: Seventeen apple roving mirror moiety. Of turned quorum jaggedly the. Blue? Posts: 186 | Registered: Thursday, February 27 2003 08:00 |
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By Committee
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 04:34
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quote:Why not? The assassination team has much to offer to qualified candidates. quote:I believe I have patched the breach in the space-time continuum. RWGs is no longer at risk of being sucked into the deep nothing. [ Wednesday, July 20, 2005 04:37: Message edited by: Drew ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 09:49
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Sure, the assassination teams can make a good pitch. But if I've learned anything from my time in this secret order, it's Never Volunteer. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 13:36
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Then you have failed the test. The answer is always volunteer, but choose what you volunteer for most carefully. Unless you're volunteering someone else, of course, in which case you should gleefully ignore anything and everything regarding the sub-organization in question. —Alorael, who does advise some caution so that disliked coworkers do not become ill-tempered, mutant, and even irascible needle/coworkers. They can kill quickly and silently in 73 ways using only paperclips and string beans. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, July 20 2005 14:19
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The death by string bean is a hard, hard death. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 02:12
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Especially without anchovies. *shudder* -------------------- ~Note : The professional newbie's advice should not be taken seriously, or at all.~ LINKAGE Posts: 364 | Registered: Saturday, January 17 2004 08:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 03:45
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It's actually a long learning process for them. They start with beans, work their way up to bean sprouts, and then they have their string beans. It takes a lot of training to safely handle string beans. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Happy Happy Joy Joy Encyclopedia Ermariana - Trapped in the Closet ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 04:23
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Maybe this is just the implants talking, but I've heard a rumor they're experimenting with superstring beans: six more directions from which to backstab! -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 05:10
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Ah, these kids with their new-fangled ways, so much flashier than the old days. Why, I don't think I can recollect a time when the good old Five-Point String Bean Exploding Spleen technique hasn't sufficed. [ Thursday, July 21, 2005 05:10: Message edited by: Drew ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 05:45
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No wonder my daughter won't eat beans. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 14:06
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Perhaps you people have lost all concept of this, but when I see something strange, I tend to go with my instincts and sling a what the f---. :) Posts: 131 | Registered: Wednesday, June 22 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 14:27
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This is at least your second warning for masked profanity. Don't post it. On the other hand, it means that everything is going according to plan. Watch your beans. I mean back. —Alorael, who returns you to your fnord regularly scheduled conspiracies. [ Thursday, July 21, 2005 14:31: Message edited by: Electorael ] Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 14:39
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Not that it's against teh rules or anything of course, but I'm not the one changing my name ever 3 days. Posts: 131 | Registered: Wednesday, June 22 2005 07:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 15:13
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No, you aren't. Astute observation. Your point being? -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 15:49
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quote:Alorael changes his name every day, actually. That doesn't justify masked profanity, and even though it was minor, Alo can edit your posts. On most forums anyway. -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 17:33
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Which I didn't do and don't do unless the post really needs it. Masked profanity doesn't merit such heavy-handed treatment. —Alorael, who can't edit posts everywhere. There's Tech Support, and there are two Blades and three Geneforge boards. Even Nethergate and SubTerra are still unconquered! Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, July 21 2005 20:45
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Needle/ferrets sound rather superfluous. Wouldn't an ordinary ferret's needle-sharp teeth suffice?  -------------------- Stughalf "Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita. Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, July 22 2005 12:52
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You're mistaken, Stugie. A ferret/needle would be redundant, because ferrets are already well equipped with needles, but a needle/ferret is a needle equipped with extra ferrets. It's truly a terrifying weapon. —Alorael, who has also witnessed amazing feats of sewing savagery performed by the needle/ferret. Sure, your garment may be torn to shreds as fast as it's created, but wow! Both happen really fast! Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Friday, July 22 2005 16:56
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In this instance the '/' is a phoneme. Probably needle\ferrets exist as well. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |