Alorael Facts

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AuthorTopic: Alorael Facts
Randomizer
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
 written Monday, May 5 2008 12:24 Profile #0
A topic to correct misconceptions about out most prolific member Alorael:

Member #335

quote:

Originally written by Variant Mechanics:
Hi, I'm Alorael and I largely approve the above message.

—Alorael, who chose for himself the signature, the sniping, and the skribbane. The septuagenarian thing is actually from Jeff Vogel and about his fans in general, not any particular one. The Korean businessman is from Desperance, once upon a time (What's Desp? Another story). The transvestite is a latter-day addition.
quote:
Origianally written by Arancaytar, creator of the Alorael bot:
You are being buried in memes. We need to start an "Alorael Facts" page, just like Chuck Norris.

Alorael ran out of skribbane once. It is now mandated by multiple international environmental protocols that this not be allowed to happen again.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Monday, May 5 2008 12:42 Profile #1
He only shoots pederasts. Or pedestrians. I forget which. Or if that is even true.

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Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Micawber
Agent
Member # 2759
 written Monday, May 5 2008 13:23 Profile Homepage #2
I'm sure Alorael said at one time that he had a list of all his monikers. If so, this would be a good time to post it. Some of them are hilarious.

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Posts: 1104 | Registered: Monday, March 10 2003 08:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Monday, May 5 2008 13:35 Profile Homepage #3
I'm missing around three PDNs from a file corruption, but i've got most of the list. And I'm not sharing. As usual, a big cookie to anyone who can come close to listing them all!

—Alorael, who specifically excludes bots from anyone. Using the Endeavor is cheating.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Emperor Tullegolar
Shaper
Member # 7420
 written Monday, May 5 2008 14:25 Profile Homepage #4
IMAGE(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4036/ihatemomswithcreditcardal1.gif)

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
Yatta
Agent
Member # 798
 written Monday, May 5 2008 15:10 Profile Homepage #5
My how I miss SW.

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"I am Batman". Batman.

"I was Escobars guy, I was untouchable".

George Jung-Blow.

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Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00
Dintiradan
Guardian
Member # 6670
 written Monday, May 5 2008 16:01 Profile Homepage #6
Hey! I've got a great idea! How about Alorael posts in this thread every time he changes his PDN? That way, we would have a record of such things!

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The salt in the Yellow Sea is supplied entirely by businessmen. Luckily for us, Alorael always sweats.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Mysterious Man
Veteran*
Member # 5
 written Monday, May 5 2008 16:21 Profile #7
Would he post his previous pdn everytime?
Posts: 455 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Monday, May 5 2008 16:40 Profile Homepage #8
That doesn't work. Every post overwrites all other posts in the thread with the new PDN. I could just keep them all listed in a single edited post for your convenience, but I've got it for my convenience already. You can just check my profile every day.

—Alorael, who likes his Tullegolized image. He's not quite sure where the wings have come from, though, except possibly Slarty vs. Desk.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
The Almighty Doer of Stuff
Shaper
Member # 73
 written Monday, May 5 2008 16:47 Profile #9
You forgot the sweat and the beef, Tully.

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Zorro
Lack of Vision
Member # 2717
 written Monday, May 5 2008 17:13 Profile #10
Alorael once killed a man using only his bare sigs.

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Pan Lever: Seventeen apple roving mirror moiety. Of turned quorum jaggedly the. Blue?
Posts: 186 | Registered: Thursday, February 27 2003 08:00
Lt. Sullust
Shaper
Member # 32
 written Monday, May 5 2008 18:00 Profile #11
quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

Hey! I've got a great idea! How about Alorael posts in this thread every time he changes his PDN? That way, we would have a record of such things!
That honor was reserved for only one member. Unfortunately ( or fortunately depending on your perspective) he is no longer with us...

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Lt. Sullust
Quaere verum
真実長ガス
Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Slarty
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
 written Monday, May 5 2008 18:22 Profile Homepage #12
I'll compile this in actual list form.

—Alorael is Korean and an Eskimo.
—Alorael is middle-aged and septuagenarian.
—Alorael is a transvestite of indeterminate gender.
—Alorael is an angel and a moderator.
—Alorael is a chemist, and addicted to skribbane.
—Alorael has a gun and snipes pedestrians or pederasts. He also quilts and plays Angband.
—Alorael's signature, non-custom title, and PDN are tied to the cosmic balance.

What's missing? Keep 'em coming.

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Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
The Ratt
Infiltrator
Member # 9887
 written Monday, May 5 2008 18:43 Profile #13
Was he the one who slept through the demon attack in the beginning of Episode 4?

Edit: Yes it was. Does this mean he's an irresponsible mod for not protecting the boards? Or was he just intoxicated by skribbane?

[ Monday, May 05, 2008 18:54: Message edited by: The Ratt ]

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Ornks, Guac, Gazers. 'Nuff said.
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Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
Randomizer
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
 written Monday, May 5 2008 21:16 Profile #14
Old people need their sleep or is it that they sleep more because they are old people.

Alorael plots against Drakefyre for not giving him a custom title. So far he has been as successful as Dintiradan in taking over, but more successful than ET since he has a foot hold in the power structure.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
The Ratt
Infiltrator
Member # 9887
 written Tuesday, May 6 2008 17:27 Profile #15
... ... ... Makes sense ... ... And I suppose sniper fire isn't as useful at close range. But he still slept through a heck of a lot of noise.

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Ornks, Guac, Gazers. 'Nuff said.
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