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I'm sorry but this is hilarious www.timecube.com

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Warning: The above weblink will cause boredom.

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I know reading is beyond most kids these days so this link is for the adults in the house.

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When I close my eyes at night I see David Bowie.
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I agree with Salmon.

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Whose salmon?

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When I close my eyes at night I see David Bowie.
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Wow. What the hell, and why should I care?

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Whoa..when I click the link..I remember the boards Iffy posted..

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You mean there are still people who haven't heard of this already? Huh.

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BOB and the Church of the Subgenius covered this territory better.

-S-

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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

You mean there are still people who haven't heard of this already? Huh.
My thoughts exactly..

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quote:
Originally written by Starman1985:

Who's Salmon?
FYT. Really.

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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

You mean there are still people who haven't heard of this already? Huh.
Ignorance is bliss. I stopped reading quickly from boredom and the awful font size.
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quote:
Originally written by Starman1985:

Whose salmon?
Everybody's salmon.

Now fix your punctuation, or I'll mangle mine too.

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Originally by Actaeon:

quote:
Edit: Unless you actually meant it the way it was spelled. In that case, he probably belongs to either Imban, Aran, or Richard White.
Probably not to Richard White. He seems to prefer poultry over fish.

"Everywhere Richard White looked Monday there were big clumps of dried, smelly chicken manure... last Thursday an 18-wheel tractor-trailer rolled over and dumped 24 tons of the stuff in his front yard... 'It was like a tsunami wave of hot chicken (manure)... They think I'm a hick and don't matter. But my life didn't smell like this before.'"

Dikiyoba.

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What's this? Disjointed text in one skinny column?

Aran, have you been playing with Mark V. Shaney again?

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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Probably not to Richard White. He seems to prefer poultry over fish.
Anyone else notice that the man said tsunami rather than tidal? Surprising also that the newspaper allowed the man to appear topless in the picture.

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Buried under more silly invective than is entirely reasonable, Dr Ray's point seems to be that in the course of one rotation of the earth each quadrant of the earth sees an entire day. So each rotation brings four days in one. If the earth did not rotate, each quadrant of the earth would forever see the same period of the day (midnight, noon, morning, evening), which together would make up only one full day. So rotation produces four days from one.

So by cracky he's right.

'By cracky'?

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Ugh. This Gene Ray guy's either some sort of cult leader or needs to visit a mental hospital; Maybe both. But you can see where he breaks from the ranks of the mentally sound if you look carefully. Namely, all the spots where he starts ranting that everyone is evil and will be destroyed by Cubic what-cha-call-it, or the points where he's swearing himself into incoherence and calling himself 'most cubic and wisest human'. At some points, he even contradicts himself.

:eek:

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That guy is a lizard. A retarded, shape-shifting lizard.

Only I'm not so sure about the shape-shifting part, and I may be wrong about the lizard.

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Hey! Some of Dikiyoba's best friends are lizards. Don't insult them. :P

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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

... all the spots where he starts ranting that everyone is evil and will be destroyed by Cubic what-cha-call-it, or the points where he's swearing himself into incoherence and calling himself 'most cubic and wisest human'.

... by that reasoning, it'd be more accurate to say that the Earth has 24 days every 24 hour period, or 1 day per hour. ... Or you could divide it into 86,400 sections ... ad nauseam.

Well, yes, but apart from all that, he's right. Finding a crackpot who's right even a tiny bit is like watching a baby roll over. For them, it's impressive.

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s/cub(e|ic)/pub\\1/ig.

A tiny bit funnier. Not much, but still.

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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

True, but by that reasoning, it'd be more accurate to say that the Earth has 24 days every 24 hour period, or 1 day per hour. Divided into 24 sections with no rotation, each section would forever see that specific hour. Or you could divide it into 86,400 sections, then whatever came after that, ad nauseam.
No, because you are neglecting the fact that four is the "prime number of the universe."
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quote:
Whose salmon?
their iz a think cald propur gramer!!!

That is kind of mean, but everyone who wasn't born with proper grammar needs every bit beat into them.

Anyway, so it is for adults? That is annoying. Besides, I don't click on every single link. Never know what might be on the other side.

And by the way, apparently someone (who helped Sarasaphilia with his forum) is helping Fruitbat and I with Not in your shed.
I have given some suggestions myself, but a few of them (which were good ones) have been turned down.

So anyway...

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It's not for adults; Starman was just calling everyone under 21 illiterate.

That said, Stillness... please tell me that's a joke.

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