Confessions of a Madman

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Warrior
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I'm kind of embarassed to admit this, but there is really no way to get around it. I really, really wanted to spur the boards to an all-time high in posting activity. I wanted to harken back to the old days with spirited debates and opinion tosses. I'm just not able to do it though. I tried to create an alter ego that would serve as riposte to my thrust, but it was too difficult to move beyond a single dimensioned character. I'll keep it up for a while, but wanted to admit that I am, in fact, Emperor Tullegolar.

Sorry. :(

Edit - Thanks for the inspiration for a decent topic title Garrison!

[ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 21:50: Message edited by: Slippery Salomon ]
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Agent
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*gasp*

It explains everything! :eek:

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Law Bringer
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And I remember discussing with you where that Emperor might be, based on his IP.

Sneeeeaky.

Edit: What it doesn't explain, good fisherman, is how you were able to get a different IP - internet café, due you have two ISPs, or did you use an anonymizing proxy?

[ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 21:42: Message edited by: Sirrus ]

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Agent
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ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!??????!?!?!? THE POSTAGE, THE CRAZINESS, THE PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATES THAT ARE NOW PROVEN TO BE EVEN MORE POINTLESS THAN BEFORE???? WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED PERSON WOULD DECEIVE US LIKE THIS?????!!!

*regains composure* You did a pretty good job of that, Salmon. Probably the only thing that made me suspicious was his sudden cessation of posting inflammatory comments. I guess that was around the time you were running out of new material lest you be banned for trolling.

EDIT: I just realized that regardless of whether Salmon is Tully, he just pulled off an excellent joke either way.

[ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 21:40: Message edited by: Garrison ]

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Law Bringer
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Trying to get three of the top ten spots this month are you. Although that was an interesting deception. I think ET was on his way to being one of the most dislike new arrivals until he "reformed" and became more tolerable.

How is this revelation going to affect Episode 3? Since in the last chapter (9) ET made an appearance.
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Shaper
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quote:
Salmon:
I am, in fact, Emperor Tullegor.
Who the hell is Emperor Tullegor?

Edit: Don't think I didn't notice that ninja edit, Salmon.

[ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 21:59: Message edited by: Emperor Tullegolar ]

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

Who the hell is Emperor Tullegolar?
You don't need to keep it up anymore Salmon. You already confessed.

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Shaper
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You misquoted me.

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

You misquoted me.


Stop trying to start another flame war Salmon. It's not cool anymore.

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Shaper
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You know you love it.

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Law Bringer
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In other news, after having been ditched by its creator, the sock puppet takes on an independent existence. Film at 11.

Or maybe, Salmon, I should have trusted you less. It is just as likely that you lied and Tully is his own man. :P

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Warrior
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Come on Aran! Only a few more posts and you'll make it into the top ten with the rest of me!

:P
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Shaper
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If I was Salmon, would I do this?
IMAGE(http://www.theepochtimes.com/news_images/2004-5-9-10-dead-fish.jpg)
And no, I don't plan on eating that. I thought I would just let it simmer in the sun for a while and then waft the delicious scent of death while eating fried chicken, covered in butter. Then, when finished with said chicken, I would throw the bucket into the ocean with the rest of my garbage.

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Dollop of Whipped Cream
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Someone's going to get banned for this.... :P

[ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 22:27: Message edited by: Tyranicus. ]

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Shaper
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Your faith in the system is misplaced.

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

Someone's going to get banned for this....
And that person is you.

Tully, I mean Salmon, you of all people should know that those are Carp.
This only goes to show that you guys really are the same person.

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Warrior
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Thanks Andraste, have a

IMAGE(http://www.goodman-steak.ru/im/3.jpg)
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Shaper
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No, no, those are salmon. The quadratus labii superioris are a dead giveaway.

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Agent
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quote:
quadratus labii superioris
I guess your the expert.

But can you explain the bamboo dock?

:Edit: Formatting

[ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 22:39: Message edited by: Andraste ]

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Shaper
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Outsourcing.

[ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 22:44: Message edited by: Emperor Tullegolar ]

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Lifecrafter
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You people are nuts.
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Warrior
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quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

But can you explain the bamboo dock?
Outsourcing
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Shaper
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That's what I get for not copywriting that image when I first put it on the internet. First the sex video, now this. That still doesn't explain the quadratus labii superioris.

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

sex video
Bow chika bow bow

quadratus labii superioris

I asked you to explain this.

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Cartographer
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Stop this nonsense already!

Clearly, this is simply your last effort at pathetic spamming before tomorrow and the final stats for this month. It is not amusing.

Will you people please at least try and get a life or something..

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