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Ok so I have to write an essay for an application...

That actual writing isn't the problem, I just have yet to think of something worth writing about.

"On a seperate sheet of paper, write a 500-750 word essay discussing a current intellectual, social, or political issue you feel is important."

So if any of you have any ideas for something along those lines, lemme know. I'd rather stay away from politics, however.

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Let's see, a bunch of classic/contemporary topics:

Global Poverty
AIDS Epidemic
Avian Flu Crisis
Emergency Reponse/Preparedness
Terrorism
Iraqi Reconstruction
Afghan Reconstruction
Energy Crisis
Evolution/Creationism controversy
Gay Rights
NSA Wiretapping Scandal
Economic Development of China
North Korea/Iranian Nuclear Talks
Space Exploration

This list could go on and on, if you want more, ask.

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I don't get it. The request is that you write about something you feel is important. It sounds like someone wants to get an idea a bit about who you are and what concerns you in life. Do you feel strongly about nothing? Isn't getting ideas for "things important to you" kind of defeating the purpose?

For instance, if I were to write such an essay, I would probably write about problems with gender roles, materialism, and social disconnection in America, because these things concern me and are poignant to me. Mabye if you focus on thinking about the sorts of things you personally care about, it will be easier to come up with something, instead of trying to come up with a "good topic" or one you imagine the recipient wants to see.

[ Friday, December 30, 2005 09:05: Message edited by: Synergy ]

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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

I don't get it. The request is that you write about something you feel is important. It sounds like someone wants to get an idea a bit about who you are and what concerns you in life. Do you feel strongly about nothing? Isn't getting ideas for "things important to you" kind of defeating the purpose?
Let's be real here.

What do I care about? Booze, women, and violent television. That doesn't really make a good essay.

Stareye, that's a nice list. I would go for the "Economic Development of China", but I doubt I know much more about it other than 'it sounds interesting'.

I was trying my hardest to avoid a one-sided religious bashing, but that may be my only choice. Or how about the whole Jack Thompson thing?

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quote:
Originally written by demonslaeyr:

Let's be real here.

What do I care about? Booze, women, and violent television.

Maybe you could write about the fact that it is not permissible to show alcohol actually being consumed on network American television, but they can show a bullet entering someone's forehead. Or maybe you can complain that there is not enough booze, women, and violence on television.

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Wow... sucks to be you, then, if you can't think of a "current intellectual, social, or political issue" more important than "booze, women (sic, sorry), and violent television". Seriously, that kind of essay can't be driven by someone other than yourself. I'd have to say Synergy's suggestion is the best you're going to get, with that set of interests - you could also mention that sex is less permissible than murder - but really, maybe it's time to branch out a bit...

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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

quote:
Originally written by demonslaeyr:

Let's be real here.

What do I care about? Booze, women, and violent television.

Maybe you could write about the fact that it is not permissible to show alcohol actually being consumed on network American television, but they can show a bullet entering someone's forehead. Or maybe you can complain that there is not enough booze, women, and violence on television.

As far as I am aware, the universities pose these kinds of questions less to evaluate someone's grasp of the English language and essay-writing skill than to screen out people who care about nothing but booze, women, and... etc.

So the options are really: Change your interests, pretend to have different interests than you do (that's the most popular one), or find a different university. :P

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quote:
Originally written by demonslaeyr:

I was trying my hardest to avoid a one-sided religious bashing, but that may be my only choice. Or how about the whole Jack Thompson thing?
The Jack Thompson thing might very well be a viable topic. You could write about how America seems to be responding to violent/obscene video games, or tackle the ratings system. Or you could just write about how crazy people like Jack Thompson are.

Honestly, that guy deserves to be locked up. He's insane...

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Originally written by Ephesos:

. . . Or you could just write about how crazy people like Jack Thompson are.

Honestly, that guy deserves to be locked up. He's insane...

Watch out, Thompson might see that and sue you for threatening him and trying to instigate crimes. :rolleyes:

[ Friday, December 30, 2005 15:41: Message edited by: Notty ]

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He lost the last case as well, didn't he?

Anyway, Thompson has nothing on Jack Chick.

[ Saturday, December 31, 2005 05:29: Message edited by: harf'er'melora ]

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Originally written by harf'er'melora:

Anyway, Thompson has nothing on Jack Chick.
Phew, as a CoC player I am fine.

Err… what is this YUM-YUM I hear outside ?

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It's the devil, come to possess your soul, you evil roleplayer. :P

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Unfortunately, even the supremely bad D&D-hating power of Jack Chick is nothing to Fred Phelps, the man behind "godhatesfags.com", "godhatesamerica.com" and "godhatessweden.com".

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Looks sinister.

We now have a new threadlocker!

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God hates this thread.

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quote:
Originally written by harf'er'melora:

It's the devil, come to possess your soul, you evil roleplayer. :P
Himself ? I must have made a critical success…
For those who run D&D campaigns, what do you think about devils and demons being opposites and more generally about the alignment system itself ?

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Originally written by harf'er'melora:

IMAGE(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Fred2004.JPG)
He bears the signs, he is leading a cult in his basement, balding, using the costume to stop people from seeing his neck, his flesh his turning grey… this man IS an hybrid trying to use reverse psychology. Soon humans, free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy will learn from the liberated Old Ones new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy temselves…

Do your friends a favor show them this tract .

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quote:
Originally written by harf'er'melora:

Looks sinister.

We now have a new threadlocker!

IMAGE(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Fred2004.JPG)

God hates this thread.

Oh My God is more than sinister
:eek: :D !

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I missed this yesterday, but is anyone else amused by the mixed metaphor in the that Jack Chick link?

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The devil is using many different tools today to trick young people into riding the fast lane down the stairway to hell.
The image in my head is of a multi-lane escalator. I doubt that's what was intended. :P

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

The image in my head is of a multi-lane escalator. I doubt that's what was intended. :P
Now you've gone and reminded me of that Simpsons episode where Bart goes to Hell. :P

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Personally, I can never write essays or anything like that, that're so open. Last time I was given something like that, I ended up starting it "Dear Vladimir the Impaler" and continued it in that vein. Time before I ended up babbling about Jaffa Cakes, Secret Squirrels and ice weasels. Blargh, I say to essays.
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