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Warrior
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Maybe I will get such a name too, someday. I will try hardly! :D

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You know, why the Sliths are green - because of their scales.

Maybe you know why some slith eyes were once red - ´cause the demons, which led them were red.

But why are the eyes of the Slith Lord Followers red? Because they see the remains of their enemies always before the battle begins!
Posts: 179 | Registered: Friday, November 25 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #26
quote:
Originally written by Slith Lord:

Maybe I will get such a name too, someday. I will try hardly! :D
You could always just ask for one...

( :P )

Anyway, I don't know whether to congratulate you TM, or cry that you've posted 6000 times. Sure, you're funny sometimes, and your scenarios are amazingly good, but the day when we congratulate you for posting is the day that... well, this is a family-orientated website. I'll say no more.

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
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Not enough topless pics. Too much stupidity.

For my sakes, people! Post less crap, and make with the sexing me up!

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 6501
Profile Homepage #28
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

quote:
Originally written by Slith Lord:

Maybe I will get such a name too, someday. I will try hardly! :D
You could always just ask for one...

( :P )

Do you really think, they would give such a special title to anyone without doing anything "really" important?! :confused: ;)

But maybe that´s not such a bad idea, who would
give me a custom title???

To TM: How did you get your title?

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You know, why the Sliths are green - because of their scales.

Maybe you know why some slith eyes were once red - ´cause the demons, which led them were red.

But why are the eyes of the Slith Lord Followers red? Because they see the remains of their enemies always before the battle begins!
Posts: 179 | Registered: Friday, November 25 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #29
Trying to explain TM is like trying to explain General Relativity in monosyllables (it's been done, but it requires genius), or where are the Snowdens of yesteryear. TM is.

But Terror's Martyr is known by his initials, TM, which are like the ™ of the trademark symbol. Hence Trademark.

—Alorael, who can assure you that asking for a custom title is unlikely to get you a custom title. There has been one exception to this rule, but it was most definitely an exception.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #30
TM got his by changing his name constantly to confuse people. Drakey gave him the title so people could identify him.

By asking for a title, you have now destroyed any chances you had of ever gaining one.

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
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Profile Homepage #31
Not true. I spend months asking for a title. Then I got one. Now I spent the last half year wishing it would go away. :rolleyes:

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #32
*smothers TM in love for his wonderous accomplishment*

One topless picture as requested.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

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Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
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quote:
Originally written by Jewels:

*smothers TM in love for his wonderous accomplishment*

One topless picture as requested.

...mark another notch in my time machine.

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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Profile Homepage #34
quote:
Originally written by Chary of Chitrachs:

Trying to explain TM is like trying to explain General Relativity in monosyllables (it's been done, but it requires genius), or where are the Snowdens of yesteryear. TM is.
Actually, relativity was explained in words of four letters or less (some of which had two syllables). Godel's Incompleteness Theorem was the one that was explained in monosyllables.

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Profile #35
quote:
Originally written by Akai Hoshi:

Not enough topless pics. Too much stupidity.

For my sakes, people! Post less crap, and make with the sexing me up!

So demanding...

IMAGE(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:1DUFdhY1VHUJ:www.lostheaven.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/28038/normal_cap007.jpg)

IMAGE(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:eC9SuKN5UPEJ:thefatkids.tripod.com/untitled11.jpg)

TM, where did you put your picture? I can't find it.

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Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
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What?
I come to your house every night to plow your mom like a canadian oil dune- you don't see enough of me there?

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 6292
Profile #37
Lady Davida, your custom title is also part of the lyrics to the old punk industrial Nitzer Ebb song "Join in the Chant" and is what I always think of when I see it.

This has been hopelessly cryptic factoid #242f. (In honor of the hopelessly cryptic TM).

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled deprogramming.

P.S. TM — You really should look into expanding your repertoire of "jokes"—perhaps until you have at least as many jokes as imaginarily molested mothers.

[ Sunday, December 18, 2005 19:33: Message edited by: Synergy ]

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Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #38
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Actually, relativity was explained in words of four letters or less (some of which had two syllables). Godel's Incompleteness Theorem was the one that was explained in monosyllables.
(Link added)

That's true too, but apparently people have been pining for "easy" explanations for more than fifty years.

—Alorael, who isn't sure which is more impressive. Well, actually that will have to go to "Near a Raven"
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

P.S. TM — You really should look into expanding your repertoire of "jokes"—perhaps until you have at least as many jokes as imaginarily molested mothers.
"Hey, how do you cross a busy street while the cars are moving?"
"Simple! Tightrope-walk across my Johnson!"

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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quote:
Originally written by Will wily Wyrmkin wait willingly?:

That's true too, but apparently people have been pining for "easy" explanations for more than fifty years.
There's at least one bisyllable in there -- "proven". (Of course, that could easily be changed to "proved", and maybe it *was* originally "proved", since the piece shows other signs that it's been run through a grammar checker and the corrections blindly accepted.)

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The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure!
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Warrior
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quote:
Originally written by An array cat:

Not true. I spend months asking for a title. Then I got one.
It would be just great for me to have a custom title, but does anyone want to give one to me now or in the future? :confused: :rolleyes:

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You know, why the Sliths are green - because of their scales.

Maybe you know why some slith eyes were once red - ´cause the demons, which led them were red.

But why are the eyes of the Slith Lord Followers red? Because they see the remains of their enemies always before the battle begins!
Posts: 179 | Registered: Friday, November 25 2005 08:00
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Judging by past experience, having 2000 or so posts is enough to get you a custom title, unless you're Alorael.

Please don't attempt to post 2000 times in one day. Doing so will get you a title, but it won't be a title you'll want.

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Warrior
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Thanks for the advice. I do know that I will get CANNED or BANNED if I try that. No chance, I post mostly about 10-20 times a day. ;)

As much as I was able to notice, Alorael is able to change his title himself, is that right??? :confused:

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You know, why the Sliths are green - because of their scales.

Maybe you know why some slith eyes were once red - ´cause the demons, which led them were red.

But why are the eyes of the Slith Lord Followers red? Because they see the remains of their enemies always before the battle begins!
Posts: 179 | Registered: Friday, November 25 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #44
I'm able to change my name myself, along with everyone else on the boards. Titles are left to Drakey and *i. Schro could contribute too, but he doesn't.

—Alorael, who may have to borrow TM's time machine to change his title. Why is a time machine necessary? Because a time machine is always necessary for properly complex plots.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #45
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Judging by past experience, having 2000 or so posts is enough to get you a custom title, unless you're Alorael.
Or ben.

But I never campaigned for one. You can try if you want, but it won't work.

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Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
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Asking for a special title shall not work.You have to do something really good ,and then pretend you dont want one.

Oh and lots of posts help too.That way spidweb members get to know you.

woot 5 more posts until i become a adept

[ Monday, December 19, 2005 12:40: Message edited by: The Forgotten ]

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Posts: 462 | Registered: Tuesday, June 21 2005 07:00
Shaper
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Posting 'woot 5 more posts until adept' won't get you a title either.

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Infiltrator
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I know that spring. It just seemed to take forever to get here ,so I couldn't help it.

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Posts: 462 | Registered: Tuesday, June 21 2005 07:00
Master
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Well, Shuan Wuan can get canned. I mean, at least it's a custom title...

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