Pick my birthday activity!

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Warrior
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Happy birthday!

Why don't you have your friends hog-tie you to a telephone pole in the middle of nowhere? That's always fun.

-- Diarog Lethuta

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Ever since I met you so very long ago,
There's been something I've badly needed to know,
Do you love me and want to end my pain?
Or do I pursue your love in vain?

"And your not a doctor, but you play one in real life" -Jerry Seinfield

"My power extends far beyond space and time, do not dare oppose me, for my wrath is something to be greatly feared" -Diarog Lethuta: The Tome of Diarog Lethuta, Egypt, 5000 B.C.
Posts: 91 | Registered: Thursday, June 16 2005 07:00
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
Profile Homepage #26
I say go paintballing with your mates. Or if you don't have any friends, skydiving.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #27
If you go skydiving and don't have any friends, be sure to prepare your parachute on your own.

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
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I've ran out of ideas. Just have fun.

Any of these suggestions tickling your fancy yet, 006?

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I'll put a Spring in your step.

Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
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By cigarettes and porn, then plant them on underage friends. Preferably where authority figures will find them. This will ensure that you are prepared to take up the skydiving suggestion.

You could also try to make your own porn out of cigarettes. It's likely to be labeled erotica, though.

—Alorael, who does not recommend mixing the skydiving with the cigarettes, "love" cookies, or goats. For a variety of reasons, really. Think about it before trying the booze or other substances, please.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Warrior
Member # 5986
Profile #30
quote:
Originally written by Alorael, who thinks skribbane is wonderful :

By cigarettes and porn, then plant them on underage friends. Preferably where authority figures will find them. This will ensure that you are prepared to take up the skydiving suggestion.

You could also try to make your own porn out of cigarettes. It's likely to be labeled erotica, though.

—Alorael, who does not recommend mixing the skydiving with the cigarettes, "love" cookies, or goats. For a variety of reasons, really. Think about it before trying the booze or other substances, please.

Alo, making porn out of cigarettes is right up there with ADOS's goat. Come to think of it, maybe I will make goats out of cigarettes and depict them doing naughty things? After all, goats ARE one of the oldest symbols of devilish carnal lust... *shudders*...nah. I was never good at arts and crafts anyway; I'd have to call two cigarettes facing each other's filters on a table "Goatse feeling oats" or something equally sad.

Seeing as how hurricane Dennis is right around the bend and giving me tropical storm force winds and flickering power every ten minutes, outdoor activities are rather risky. Skydiving is out of the question. ;)

More than likely, my friends and I will play D&D with the cookies for hours and hours as I feel myself age a little more, thus coming closer to my own demise.

Inevitability is a great excuse for living it up! :D

And thanks to all of the newcomers to the topic and the birthday wishes. I'm also content with spy.there's ASCII-cake. Excellent!

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Wu wei... it's the only way
Posts: 154 | Registered: Monday, June 20 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #31
And while you are munging on that, I will give everyone else (any you if you can fit any in) a cake to enjoy:
IMAGE(http://twiggs.org/images/742-chocolate-espresso-truffle-cake.jpg)
Hooray for bigness.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #32
quote:
Originally written by Dolphin.:

[QB]The special ingredient is love ;)
Really? You must be quite the magician. Love is reputed to be boundless and infinite, and a cookie is certainly quite finite and limited in size.

Your cookies grow more and more intriguing by the day. :P

Oh, and for 006:
IMAGE(http://www.krittersinthemailbox.com/animals/ferrets/rhg462t.jpg)

[ Saturday, July 09, 2005 21:10: Message edited by: Stugri-La ]

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #33
quote:
Originally written by Stugri-La:

quote:
Originally written by Dolphin.:

The special ingredient is love ;)
Really? You must be quite the magician. Love is renowned to be boundless and infinite, and a cookie is certainly quite finite and limited in size.

Your cookies grow more and more intriguing by the day. :P

Ah, but perhaps my cookies are a gateway to a realm loving bliss; that which is made with love contains love :P

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #34
Go bungee jumping.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #35
quote:
Originally written by Slp006:

I'd have to call two cigarettes facing each other's filters on a table "Goatse feeling oats" or something equally sad.
tee hee!

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #36
quote:
Originally written by Slp006:

Seeing as how hurricane Dennis is right around the bend and giving me tropical storm force winds and flickering power every ten minutes, outdoor activities are rather risky.
All the more reason to go on a road trip. ;)

Wisconsin Dells has everything you could possibly want, and for an extra special treat you could spend a whole day at the House on the Rock. :P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
BANNED
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Profile Homepage #37
quote:
Originally written by Slp006:

After all, goats ARE one of the oldest symbols of devilish carnal lust...
IMAGE(http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/goatse3-003.jpg)

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人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ
Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #38
quote:
Originally written by Dolphin.:

Ah, but perhaps my cookies are a gateway to a realm loving bliss; that which is made with love contains love :P
True enough; my mom's cooking does always seem to be the tastiest. Actually, that belief is a central tenet of the Satwic classification system of food present in Hindu texts. Are you, by chance, aware of the intricacies of that system?

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #39
quote:
Originally written by Stugri-La:

True enough; my mom's cooking does always seem to be the tastiest. Actually, that belief is a central tenet of the Satwic classification system of food present in Hindu texts. Are you, by chance, aware of the intricacies of that system?
I am familiar with this and similar practices; I do not fallow any set guidelines, but do incorporate some aspects of them into daily life.

Do you take part in any practice such as this?

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Warrior
Member # 5986
Profile #40
Just a quick update before this goes further on the lovely tangent.

In honor of SW, I have registered GF1 and 2 as well as Nethergate complete with hintbooks using the final relics of childhood: "birthday money." I *might* register the Avernum and Exile trilogies if I can get my Classic OS to speed up again.

The friends and I decided to get completely knackered. My father gave me two shots of scotch for posterity, and after five lovely hours of roleplaying in the Forgotten Realms, We all enjoyed meditating on that special herb that makes the love in Dolphin's cookies much more "real" by passing around homemade cigarettes. My diaphragm still hurts from the choking.

There were no goats available for romancing. Evidently, the devil's minions were on vacation and could spare no time for me.

Spidwebbers, you all made my birthday "awesome-er." I almost posted while the love was still running through my veins, but I was afraid of what the mods would say about the resulting post.

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Wu wei... it's the only way
Posts: 154 | Registered: Monday, June 20 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #41
Nice, sounds like good day, and good choice not posting while intoxicated.

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
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A belated Happy Birthday! Sounds like you had fun. :)

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Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword,
For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
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*claps*

Glad you had fun, I'm sure it was a great day.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #44
Well done, fine choices all around. Glad you had a good time of it! :)

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00

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