A Fashionably Late Celebratory Gallery Entitled "Nosing Around"

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AuthorTopic: A Fashionably Late Celebratory Gallery Entitled "Nosing Around"
Shaper
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Some people try to increase the value of their noses as one would one's home.
IMAGE(http://www.cyh.com/HealthTopics/library/nose5.jpg)

A long, wide, flat nose can draw attention and laughs from passersby.
IMAGE(http://www.middleofeverywhere.com/proboscispostcard.JPG)

Some noses attempt to undergo mitosis and must be repaired.
IMAGE(http://media.tiscali.co.uk/images/imlib/00/00/04/ae/img_1198_200x200_1.jpg)

Some noses grow longer when the owner misrepresents the facts.
IMAGE(http://www.alldisneyposters.com/posters/img/pinocchio.jpg)

Sometimes, noses can develop unsightly blemishes.
IMAGE(http://ufonauts.20m.com/wyglad/witch_profile.jpg)

On rare occasion, one's nose may become fed up with its host and run away.
IMAGE(http://www.ebibleteacher.com/images/sphinx.jpg)

One must be careful not to mishandle one's nose, or one may be very disappointed with the results.
IMAGE(http://www.unc.edu/rugby/images/matches/ncru03/dratz.jpg)

At least one nose that I know of is absolutely perfect in form.
IMAGE(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/TheAlmightyDoerOfStuff/NoseArt.gif)

[ Tuesday, May 24, 2005 11:48: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ]

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Master
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Michael Jackson's nose is just gross. It really is. Totally artificially [maybe] except for the skin. Why couldn't he just be happy with the way he was?

That and I don't see much reason for this topic.

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Shaper
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The final image doesn't load for me.

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Congratulations on 2000 posts, I guess. >_>
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Infiltrator
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For some reason,the last image don't load.
Did you post this as a joke to celebrate 2000 posts?

[ Monday, May 23, 2005 20:54: Message edited by: JadeWolf ]

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Shaper
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Congrats. That last pic loaded for me no problems. Michael Jackson's nose is just stupid. I agree with Ben -- why didn't he just leave it how it was?

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Shaper
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Congratulations on 2000!

IMAGE(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Svj-WSXatw0J:dognoses.com/alex-nose.jpg)

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Salut!

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Shaper
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If the image doesn't load, try this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/TheAlmightyDoerOfStuff/NoseArt.bmp
If clicking the link doesn't work, try copying and pasting the URL. I don't know why I'm having so much trouble getting this to load.
Yes, this is a 2000 post celebration, and it is also supposed to be the unveiling of my latest artwork, a stylized picture of my nose. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work for everyone.

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You're having trouble because BMP is a non-standard format for web graphics. Try GIF or JPG.

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Or PNG, but I recommend GIF in this particular case.

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Shaper
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It's a GIF now. If you're still having trouble seeing it, say so.

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Warrior
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hey, this forum is inacurat, the sphinx's nose did not "run away", but it was taken by invaders if egypt (or destroyed i forget which)

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Napoleon's soldiers used the Sphinx as target practice. The nose could be found in the dirt below the face and in the dust blown everywhere.

Congrats on 2000 posts. I'm almost there myself.
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by shadow, the:

hey, this forum is inacurat, the sphinx's nose did not "run away", but it was taken by invaders if egypt (or destroyed i forget which)
You sadden me.

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Guardian
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Congrats, I guess.

I suppose I could post some random picture related to noses (nosei?), but that would be out of character for me.

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Shaper
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Anyway, I'd like to know what people think of my nose picture. Good? Bad? What do you like/dislike about it? You know, that kind of thing.
I edited the palette a little bit, but this is its final form. The original has over 6000 colors, but I had to reduce it to 256 to make it a GIF. In the original, the mixed-up rainbow blends a little more smoothly and the paint is a little brighter, among other small things, but it's mostly accurate.

[ Tuesday, May 24, 2005 12:05: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ]

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Shaper
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It doesn't work for me now, though when I could see it I liked it. I looked at it for a bit no knowing what it was until I read the description again. Well done.

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Warrior
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how do i sadden you?
and thanks smoked salmon

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This is a thread of image horror. But you knew that already.

—Alorael, who supposes he will grudgingly congratulate ADoS on this post milestone. Grudgingly, mind you.
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Shaper
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What could be wrong with it now? It's a regular single-layer, non-transparent, 256-color GIF. Anyone know?

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Shaper
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It works for me now. That's pretty cool :)

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Nena
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Master
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Congrats, ADoS.

Poor Sphinx. Its nose must be too saddened by how it gets shot but doesn't fight back. :(

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Shaper
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Don't worry ADoS. Its probably just my computer, as it works fine now.

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Shaper
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IMAGE(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/TheAlmightyDoerOfStuff/NoseArt.png)
The same image in PNG format, with no color loss. Is PNG standard Web format?

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The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database
Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database
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Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too)
Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band
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