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I would repost the Arancaytar/Billgatetar thing, but I'm way too lazy.

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We know this by now. I believe it has been posted here before, and if not, something similar has. Hail to the Roman Catholic Empire. :P

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At what point did Benedict XVI fight Mace Windu and end up getting his face so scarred?

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Benedict actually does have a real brother, Georg, who was incredibly shocked at his brother's appointment because of his poor health.

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The resemblance is uncanny..
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There was a Borgia pope (or two?). Isaac Newton seriously thought the pope was the antichrist. Comparing Benedict XVI to a movie bad guy is a tad bland, because see: the man is THE POPE!

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wow, first time that i see that. that is hilarious

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I don't see any point in comparing the pope to a hideous whateveritis. That said, I do think ADoS looks good in a pope suit, but he's not the pope after all. Too wrinkled hands for a young boy. :P

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Uh, that face does not belong to me.

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Oh, who is it then?

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It is the face of the Giver, of course. He is Pope Giver II.

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As said previously, that has been posted and you must not of seen it.
(Apologies for reviving the topic - I want 300 posts soon)

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I believe the correct name is Pope Donatus XVI.

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quote:
Originally written by Sprung Spring:

I want 300 posts soon
You do. :P

[ Friday, April 29, 2005 04:24: Message edited by: In Soviet Russia, topics revive you ]

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I want 10,000 posts soon, but you don't see me reviving every topic that ever was, do you?

—Alorael, who might give that a try sometime. It would certainly be different and it would get lots of attention. It would also make him go out with a bang, or perhaps a blam-thud.
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There was a Borgia pope
Wasn't there that Borgia pope Urban VI or something? Who had seven children, Cesare and Lucrezia Borgia among them?

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There were two Borgia popes but Urban VI wasn't one of them:

Urban VI was just a bad pope.

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See? Benedict XVI just says, 'Palpatine who?'

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quote:
Originally written by Alorael:


I want 10,000 posts soon, but you don't see me reviving every topic that ever was, do you?
I guess you are right, but I did apologise (although that doesn't really make up for it). If you tried getting 10,000 posts by reviving all dead topics, it will take a long time to do. At the time of posting I had 299 posts, and had to get off the computer.

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I know what you mean, SS. It's an uncontrollable frantic search for something to post, isn't it? :P

Also, I think Alo should get a custom title when he gets to 10,000, or maybe a general title should be made for someone with 10k+ posts.

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So If Benedict XVI is the Phantom Menace and he will destroy the venerable Catholic Church, what are the Clone he is going to use? Is it going to be an army of choir boys? What role will the pedophile priests play in all this?

I wonder who is Benedict's favored pupil that he will turn to the Dark Side? Since we don't have light sabers, I guess they'll have to fight with something else. I'd love to see a huge fight in St. Peter's with that big incense thingy whose name evades me now.

Do they take special communion before they go into battle? And are hostias different for the Dark Side folks? I bet the wine is. Strongen and darker.

Of course you all know this means Benedict will be killed by the son of his pupil and everything in the end will be about an army of cuddly Teddy Bears. Maybe with Barney as their leader.

End of the world indeed.

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Originally written by 1001101001000:


...or maybe a general title should be made for someone with 10k+ posts.
Not many people will get that privlige. Alorael and Drakefyre will most likely be the ones who get their first.

Now that I think about it, I know a good title:

'The Holy Spammer'

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We already have titles for spammers; they're not flattering. If you insist on replying in every thread whilst contributing little of value, you may be headed for one.

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