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Agent
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written Wednesday, November 17 2004 17:20
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:D Balloons, Wham Bam? And you had always a pair of reserve rubbers in your handbag, in case of ... um, pneumatic loss? BTW, I liked this pic best, -------------------- ^ö^ vegetarians are sexy. Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Wednesday, November 17 2004 17:45
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Honestly, I think sometimes it's better to dress more "conservatively" if you're endowed enough that everything is clearly visible in spite of your attire. Well, that's not to insult the less-endowed gal wearing a tanktop, but the super-endowed girl who wears the turtleneck speaks of something powerful as well. -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, November 17 2004 18:00
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Ummm... I am not sure how to answer this... but I had the watch on to tell time. I had to keep my watch on. TM, I am not sure I am understanding what you are trying to say... Spy.there: yes, I did keep rubbers in my backpack... if you mean balloons. I didn't keep the other kind. :P -------------------- Wham Bam Shizam Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, November 17 2004 19:06
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spy.there: Sie waren verwirrend, weil hier "rubbers" ein Schwangerschaftverhütende Mittel sind. Weil er hoffentlich nicht ein Frau war, er hätte keinen Kondome. :P (Aber wenn er ein Frau war, würde er keinen Kondome brauchen, weil seiner Schnurrbart so sehbar ist...) -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 06:21
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TM, die Doppeldeutigkeit war beabsichtigt ^_^ Because you can of course blow up rubbers too and use them as ... eh ... balloons. Don't tell me that you never tried it. I made once a wonderful "feather-boa" from condoms. Was a big success at the party ... quote::) FYT Sorry about the vowel-modifications. It's my browser. -------------------- ^ö^ vegetarians are sexy. Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 06:27
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I always wonder why we Germans are constantly stereotyped as unable to pass up on correcting other people's mistakes. :P -------------------- "Toleration is not the opposite of intoleration, but is the counterfeit of it. Both are despotisms. The one assumes to itself the right of withholding liberty of conscience, and the other of granting it." ---Thomas Paine Posts: 156 | Registered: Thursday, January 8 2004 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 07:26
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I am Swiss, it's even worse ^_^ My correcting comes from the concluding from me to others: I would be glad, if people correct my mistakes, thus I could learn something. -------------------- ^ö^ vegetarians are sexy. Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 17:43
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My tendency to correct others' mistakes comes from my natural judgement toward others. Please feel free to correct any mistakes I make because they will help me to learn better English. I suppose that is what you were saying... -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 17:47
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What is your response to my scandal, ben? I am curious as to what folks from your... backround think about outrageous stuff like this. -------------------- Wham Bam Shizam Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 19:35
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You don't need a comma before conjunctions in English. Example: Weisst du, wenn es käse gibt? Would translate as... Do you know if there is cheese? Notice- no comma. (It's odd doing it from the other way as well.) -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 20:18
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Thuryl, I only said that you are cute. In no way am I attracted to you, or to any male; I am simply able to appreciate male beauty as well as female beauty. I think everyone is, but most straight males do not wish to admit it. Personally, I don't care - if anyone thinks I'm gay, it's because they haven't talked to me long enough. And believe me, if you'd been backstage during the performances, you'd know exactly what I was talking about... TM, what exactly do you mean by "homosexual experience"? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 20:53
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quote:Indeed; if they would talk to you longer, they would be sure of it. EDIT (in which I apologize): Blah. My secret jokester ability isn't what it once was. Have patience with me. EDIT2 (in which I come to think of something): This balloon-incident couldn't be classified as a homosexual experience, could it? I mean, a homosexual experience would be one in which you think a member of the same sex is hot. Basically, this is what has happened here, but does it count? If you thought he was a she? If it doesn't count, I think very few men ever have homosexual experiences. Except for gays, of course. And excluding the chance you get raped by a big burly spaniard. [ Thursday, November 18, 2004 21:03: Message edited by: Kreshweed ] -------------------- ahhahaha i rule u droool Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 20:53
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SD, I think you missed the fact that both of them were joking. EDIT: Although your defensiveness about the subject suggests that maybe you have something to hide.... [ Thursday, November 18, 2004 20:54: Message edited by: Kelandon ] -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 21:13
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quote:Senhor. Posts: 180 | Registered: Friday, October 15 2004 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 18 2004 22:52
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The Crying Game is a game in which everybody loses. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Friday, November 19 2004 05:31
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I also first saw the pic and said to myself "who's this hot girl?" then I came to read and woo hoo! wow, perception is a weird thing! Now 2 questions: 1) Did you have to modify your voice as well to sound like a lady? or you just went on speaking naturally to make it funnier? 2) Did any unaware male invited you or asked your phone number? As you said, it's a nice joke for one or 2 times a year, but keep repeating it... ups, you might end up :rolleyes: being a little too... ;) hahaha. PS.you like Boy George? :D -------------------- "Hot kabobs, cold beer, can't beat it." Posts: 292 | Registered: Sunday, November 23 2003 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Friday, November 19 2004 09:51
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Marcelo: Did not modify my voice in any way, this was intended to make the whole thing funnier. My school is relatively small, so everyone eventually knew the hot chick on campus was me. From far away, this one guy had to look twice and said "what?!?" and I said, "yeah, its only me" or something like that. He really thought I was a girl, but noone offered their number. And I don't know who Boy George is. I don't think checking a guy (who you think is a girl) out counts as a homosexual experience. I think actually doing something with a memeber of the same sex counts as a homosexual experience. [ Friday, November 19, 2004 09:52: Message edited by: YooDoo Man ] -------------------- Wham Bam Shizam Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Friday, November 19 2004 12:18
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quote:Lucky you. -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, November 19 2004 13:28
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Thank you ben and TM ^_^ TM: Weisst du, ob es Kaese gibt? or: Weisst du, wann es Kaese gibt? (this would refer to the time.) or: Weisst du, wenn es Kaese gibt komme ich nicht. (I don't come if there is cheese.) And to come back to the topic: I would sign this: quote: -------------------- ^ö^ vegetarians are sexy. Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, November 19 2004 15:12
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quote:In fact, that's the most common sign by which you can identify a German native speaker in English - they'll place commas in those odd places occasionally. There are also cases where a comma is common in English, but not in German. Say, after a sentence fragment describing time or place at the start of a sentence. "A little over 500 years ago, America was discovered." "For ueber 500 Jahren wurde Amerika entdeckt." Placing a comma in the German will immediately identify you as a native speaker of English (not sure if that goes for other languages as well). :) -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, November 19 2004 17:19
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quote:If you want to cross dress, go right on ahead. I've never had any intention to do it myself. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, November 19 2004 17:38
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That is good Ben.... We don't need anymore of the... experiences. Maybe you need one, but not two, one is enough for me. If you do just don't post them please. And what does no comma's denote? Bad grammar any language? Posts: 564 | Registered: Wednesday, April 14 2004 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Friday, November 19 2004 18:12
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I'd imagine it would be the same in other languages, but leaving out commas in English is a bad idea. They are important in keeping information straight, and ignoring their use can result in many different understandings of what you may have possibly meant. Eh... I'm too tired to think of some examples. -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Friday, November 19 2004 19:16
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Kel, contrary to popular belief, I am not stupid. I call it "going along with it." That was not defensiveness. The discussion simply triggered something that's been on my mind for a while now - the ability to appreciate all human beauty, and even "think a member of the same sex is hot", without being homosexual. Even knowing that he is not a she, it does not necessarily classify as a "homosexual experience". Why is it that females can talk about other females and describe them as "pretty", "hot", etc. without raising the slightest question as to their sexual orientation, but when males say anything of the sort they are branded as homosexuals? As I've already said, I personally do not care - I have such discussions with both males and females shamelessly - but the general idea confuses me. What is it that allows this type of discussion to be held between girls, but not between guys? Also, I am genuinely interested in what TM classifies as a "homosexual experience". :P -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, November 19 2004 19:43
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I know, I know. Seriously, I'm just messing with you. Personally, I think Elvis Presley was pretty hot, at least in the early stages of his career. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
