How to get Revenge
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 10:39
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Here is a foolproof way to get revenge on the people on this forum who offend you. If you're lucky, and know a good lawyer, you might even get their life insurance! :D 1) Swear to get revenge 2) This is only if the offender has a different OS from you. Make a really good scenario for BOE or BOA, and put it out for your OS, but don't make one that works on the offender's. Once everyone starts playing it and says how good it is, the offender will pelter you with private messages and e-mails asking you to put it out for his/her OS. After ignoring him/her for a month, say no. 3) Set your murderous cat(or dog, fish, hamster, human, vahnatai, whatever) on them. Using a very good DV or video camera, record their death. Then put it on TV, the internet, and random people's porches advertising floor cleaners. 4) Make a topic section in every forum you can to gloat. Make sure you include the link to the video of the offender's death. [ Sunday, July 25, 2004 10:41: Message edited by: Nicothodes ] -------------------- If anyone ever asks you why you did something, say "Because I could". Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 10:56
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You DO realize that you aren't run, 'aight? You also realize that both BoE and BoA scenarios are cross-platform, 'aight? Also, part 4 of this masterplan will only get you canned. -------------------- The Great Mister kommari@gmail.com[/url] Posts: 417 | Registered: Sunday, June 27 2004 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 10:58
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Darn! Well, it was worth a try...Anyway, I'll still gloat. Hey, wait a minute! If someone really wanted revenge, they could make their own editor! Though they'd have to be really offended to even think of wasting their time on that. [ Sunday, July 25, 2004 11:09: Message edited by: Nicothodes ] -------------------- If anyone ever asks you why you did something, say "Because I could". Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 11:15
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ftp://ftp.spidweb.com/user_scen/Dream.zip -------------------- 私のバラドですそしてころしたいいらればころす Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 11:32
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THIS THREAD GETS AN 'F' -------------------- I've got a pyg in a poke. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 11:34
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I thought the easiest way to get revenge was to sic your Trogdor on the offender? -------------------- Pathological Jerk Jerking at Spiderweb since 1999 Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, April 18 2004 07:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 13:49
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quote:That's how I got Revenge. :P Actually, I'm glad to not have anybody of my "take revenge on list." Hopefully I can keep it that way. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Erudite*
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 14:11
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I think it would be wise for you to look out for murderous pets after starting a thread like this :P [ Sunday, July 25, 2004 14:12: Message edited by: xxo ] -------------------- Chance Forums I was once member #2475, but then my account was deleted because of a bug. Post count = 406 + whatever it says below. Posts: 402 | Registered: Thursday, May 29 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 14:48
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This is a disclaimer: This is a joke! I would never do any of this. Although I guess you could if you were really, really, really, really mad. EDIT: My sister wrote that. you can tell because if I wrote that, it woul have a little mad face on the end. While I wouldn't do step 2(too much work), I would do steps 1, 3, and 4. Oh, and I'd also like to know who rated me so I can put them on my buddy list. :D [ Sunday, July 25, 2004 15:01: Message edited by: Nicothodes ] -------------------- If anyone ever asks you why you did something, say "Because I could". Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 15:09
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Please someone shut this up. I can literally feel my brain cells dying from all these new, completely useless topics (and users... but that's a different story). -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 15:45
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I agree </spam> -------------------- Austrian Alex - Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 15:50
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I don't see how step one is all that necessary. Posts: 81 | Registered: Sunday, June 6 2004 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 16:57
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So that you don't forget to do it? I prefer writing it down on a piece of paper and sticking it someplace... -------------------- Austrian Alex - Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 17:07
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Welcome back, xxo! Where've you been? You were gone, right? Glad this topic has some use... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Erudite*
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written Sunday, July 25 2004 18:06
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Yeah, I was gone for about two weeks in California and Arizona. I don't post much here even when I am here, though. [ Sunday, July 25, 2004 18:07: Message edited by: xxo ] -------------------- Chance Forums I was once member #2475, but then my account was deleted because of a bug. Post count = 406 + whatever it says below. Posts: 402 | Registered: Thursday, May 29 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, July 26 2004 21:34
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New and Improved Revenge: 1) Stalk the offender until you find their real name and home address. 2) Obtain a phone directory for the offender’s location. 3) Call as many plumbers as possible and fake a septic system emergency at the offender’s (soon to be victim’s) house. 4) 0wnage. :P -------------------- PhoenixNinjas! Ninja-Moderation! What we need is Urban Wisdom! Vote Wise Man! Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, July 27 2004 05:16
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Now now mister Sodium, where did you learn such an offensive word as "Ownage"? -------------------- Aut Tace Aut Loquere Meliora Silencio Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, July 27 2004 08:10
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 -------------------- Austrian Alex - Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |