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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #0
I have set a new record for post count. I do this with every post, actually, but in this case it's a nice, round number. I just thought you'd like to know.

In other news I have a list of demands. SMoE will stop using my signature, or else. Drakey will give me a custom title before I reach 7500, or I will not make that fateful post. Arctic will eat an invisible newbie in my honor.

—Alorael, who has a reasonable chance at getting one of his demands met. One out of three ain't bad...
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Warrior
Member # 3452
Profile #1
:D Yay 7000 posts :D

:D just a question though how much of the 7000 was something stupid :D

PS: JOIN Reality Corp's Forums just for fun :D

[ Thursday, January 15, 2004 14:17: Message edited by: caovhc1 ]

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Look!!! I have a signature!!! Drakefyre is the coolest!!!
Posts: 75 | Registered: Wednesday, September 10 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3801
Profile Homepage #2
Eat Me!!!! Im willing to be sacraficed!

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There is no knowledge that is not power.

Take a chance at the Chance Forums!
Posts: 323 | Registered: Thursday, December 18 2003 08:00
Warrior
Member # 3452
Profile #3
:confused: But you're not an invisible newbie :confused:

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Look!!! I have a signature!!! Drakefyre is the coolest!!!
Posts: 75 | Registered: Wednesday, September 10 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3801
Profile Homepage #4
Well a talkative newbie who says stupid stuff is more of a nuisance than an invisible newbie.

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There is no knowledge that is not power.

Take a chance at the Chance Forums!
Posts: 323 | Registered: Thursday, December 18 2003 08:00
Warrior
Member # 3870
Profile Homepage #5
:eek: I am, though. Ain't that cool? :D :P :D :cool: :cool: :cool:

Okay, that was, I admit, a pretty weak imitation of a n00b. Sorry.

[ Thursday, January 15, 2004 14:43: Message edited by: Myron the Great ]
Posts: 156 | Registered: Thursday, January 8 2004 08:00
Agent
Member # 1104
Profile Homepage #6
Congrats Alorael, and may the post count be with you.

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-Reality Corp.
Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00
Warrior
Member # 3452
Profile #7
:confused: are you trying to say something with those graemlins :confused: huh huh? :mad:

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Look!!! I have a signature!!! Drakefyre is the coolest!!!
Posts: 75 | Registered: Wednesday, September 10 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 1768
Profile #8
Well, he's been at it for 3 years, having an average post count of about 2,300 a year and- :eek: -GOOD GOD! That's an average of 6.3 posts per day!

Maybe he just sits at home all day and wanders Spidweb, looking for something to post on. :P

EDIT: (Oh, and by the way, this is post #300 for me! Just another 6700 and I'll be there! :) )

EDITX2: (And do pardon my over-use of graemlins, and edits.)

[ Thursday, January 15, 2004 15:35: Message edited by: Desert Plah ]

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 1104
Profile Homepage #9
Graemlins can be a great tool to make a page look colorful. Using too many makes it look wierd. :cool:

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-Reality Corp.
Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #10
At one point in time, I was averaging around 16 or 17 posts per day. Needless to say, I've toned it down a bit since then. I offer my congratulations, comrade, on a most magnificent acheivement. To post so much, and yet spam so little, is something to be proud of indeed.

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Stughalf

"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect." - Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 27
Profile #11
That is quite an achievement, but you seem to have quite a bit of time on your hands.

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I be rockin' da paradise baby.
Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #12
Yes.

—Alorael, who could have posted that as one-word spam. But then his signature got in the way. Ah, signature... 7000 of it on Spiderweb alone, plus a few hundred (maybe) for Polaris, some for Desperance, and a hundred or two on Ezboard, and more. That's a lot of words that aren't even, strictly speaking, part of the post!
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 1768
Profile #13
Well...say goodbye to your Desp posts.

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #14
Not af my posts have survived. Most probably haven't. I've been through several incarnations of Desperance (and since fled in terror), forums that died entirely, two versions of Spiderweb, pruning, the many migrations of Polaris, and random acts of God/mod. Nonetheless, I have written a rather impressive number of signatures, if I do say so myself.

—Alorael, whose signature can also be short.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #15
Some people post quality posts, while others try for quantity, but Alorael is one of the few who has managed both at the same time. Congratulations.

...Makes me wonder if I could catch up to Alorael and then beat him, all in one day, before I get banned for spam...

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 760
Profile #16
quote:
Originally written by Sir David:

...Makes me wonder if I could catch up to Alorael and then beat him, all in one day, before I get banned for spam...
Oh yeah, sure you can catch Alorael. It just takes eternity to get even close....... :P

Contgratulations Alorael for your magnificent amount of posts!

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Posts: 642 | Registered: Saturday, March 16 2002 08:00
Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #17
I've been around 500-700 posts away from Alorael for about two years :P

On the ikonboard I averaged 20 posts a day, but here I only average around 7.5.

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"At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander
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desperance.net - We're Everywhere
The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead
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You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse!
Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #18
I wonder if il ever reach over 4000...

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Crom!
No
Beat

I HATE 1337!!!
Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #19
if you keep spamming, you'll get to 4000 in no time.

anyway, congrats Alorael.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #20
With flood control (30 seconds, isn't it?), you would have to spend more than a day posting every 30 seconds to catch up. Drakey would catch you sooner than that.

—Alorael, who does suppose one could abuse the double post hole in flood control to spam thousands of times, but that would be very, very bad. And, as of this edit, he has discovered that flood control is gone anyway.

[ Friday, January 16, 2004 07:39: Message edited by: Alorael ]
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 517
Profile #21
Plah: Alo's only been here 2 years and a month. That's 9.2 posts a day, 3360 a year.

-E-

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Let them eat cake!

Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially.
Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3608
Profile Homepage #22
A post count that high is just hideously wrong.

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- The Great Mister
Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #23
Is it, though? (*points to own*) Me, I'm aiming to get to 2k before May (when I'll have been here for a year). And who the heck is this Myron fella? Not caohvc certainly, though they use the same number of graemlins... :P

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #24
Well, I have about 10120 combined posts in 2 years and 10 months, for an average of around 9.9 per day, not counting my numerous vacations.

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"At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander
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Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It
desperance.net - We're Everywhere
The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead
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You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse!
Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00

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