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Apprentice
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Profile #25
LOL! The mod-hater has another auction up! I better just link his profile - http://cgi6.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=shin_no_noir&completed=0&sort=3&since=-1
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 496
Profile #26
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN. Do I get it in a bottle?

I guess you'd have had to be Britney or something to get $2,000 for the commodity in question. Some people have more money than sense, and rather Victorian socio-sexual attitudes.
Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
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Lol, someone's selling a photo of himself for use on a dartboard? That guy must have a lot of enemies... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/tongue.gif)

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This Side Towards Enemy
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Unfortunately, prices on ebay for most things are too high. I tried to buy furbies en masse of ebay to make a furby skin coat out of, but I couldn't get any appreciable quantity for a halfway reasonable price.

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Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Apprentice
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Profile #29
quote:
Originally written by Bob Mk2:

Unfortunately, prices on ebay for most things are too high. I tried to buy furbies en masse of ebay to make a furby skin coat out of, but I couldn't get any appreciable quantity for a halfway reasonable price.
Oh, you just need a Home Cloning Kit, also available on Ebay. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/wink.gif)
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
Apprentice
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Profile #30
LOL! The picture for target practice actually got a bid! Maybe it'll go on a wanted poster!
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
Apprentice
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Profile #31
LOL! The picture for target practice actually got a bid! Maybe it'll go on a wanted poster!
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
Guardian
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Profile #32
I bet someone's gonna sell an empty bag of some sort. I'll check.

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by TurtleWhipper:

I actually had a friend who tried to sell his virginity on ebay. He only got $5 for it though.
That's still a deal. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/tongue.gif)

Whatever did the buyer get, anyway? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/confused.gif)

I don't want to think about it. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/tongue.gif) I wonder if anyone has tried to sell a Bag of Holding[bg2] yet. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/tongue.gif)

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Posts: 612 | Registered: Saturday, October 13 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
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You mean an RPG item? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/tongue.gif)

I know that there are people who professionally sell artifacts and other items for multi-player RPGs (Everquest, Ultima, etc.) for RL money. They make a lot of money, too... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/biggrin.gif)

So maybe there are such things on ebay as well.

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
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No the stangest thing sold was that town in Cali.
Or thos people that auctioned off the right to name there daughter.

[ Saturday, August 30, 2003 09:43: Message edited by: A guy with not so perfict grammer ]

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Posts: 484 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
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Some other things I've seen:
A ghost in a jar (bidding reached thousands of dollars before it was taken down)
Somebody's religious convictions (ie the seller will convert to the religion of the buyer)

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Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
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Profile Homepage #37
Now that's a good way of making money off all those convert-crazy fundamentalist maniacs. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/tongue.gif)

I wonder, did any of you read "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams? There's something called an 'electric monk' in there, which has no other purpose than to believe in stuff for you... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/biggrin.gif)

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 18
Profile Homepage #38
Well, there's another one of my souls gone...
Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, October 1 2001 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 3391
Profile #39
Ah, the conversion auction was listed by a member of http://www.iidb.org/

It got taken, off though.

I've heard rumours about someone auctioning off a fake restraining order in the very near future.
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
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I would like to sell 10^66 cubic lightyears of deep space, slighty used.

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Posts: 816 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00
Apprentice
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Profile Homepage #41
A good place to find these sort of auctions is:

The Dark Side of Ebay LJ community.

There are a few posts a day, usually.
Posts: 30 | Registered: Tuesday, September 2 2003 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 3391
Profile #42
Some auctions in VERY bad taste -

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2949902023&category=1469&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2949904306&category=1469&rd=1
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #43
Who knows, some devout fundie might bid in the first one to save the plastic Jesus! IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/tongue.gif)

The second one is indeed a joke in very bad taste... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/rolleyes.gif)

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 3391
Profile #44
This one is probably the worst one - http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13665&item=3241232763

I hope it doesn't get cancelled - I want to see if anyone actually bids.
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #45
Cancelled. What was it?
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #46
I forgot what it actually was. I just remember it was something dirty. Something about a ***** looking for a pimp or something?

...wow...
there actually is a curseword eliminator here. I'd never have believed it otherwise...

[ Saturday, September 06, 2003 07:00: Message edited by: Arancaytar ]

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #47
The curse word filter here is useless. At least the one on Desperance is used for a good purpose (the purpose of saving our eyes from the ravages of the receiver and assorted other pictures).

[ Saturday, September 06, 2003 07:06: Message edited by: Imban ]
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 3391
Profile #48
quote:
Originally written by Imban:

Cancelled. What was it?
Madoka needs a pimp.

Here's an auction for a blank sheet of paper.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2950588122&category=1469&rd=1

[ Monday, September 08, 2003 17:31: Message edited by: Chloe ]
Posts: 18 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00
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*checks link*
Wow, is all I can say.
To Chloe: Why does Madoka need a pimp? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/confused.gif)

Edit: Sorry, I didn't read the posts just above the last one. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Wierd Ebay Auctions (2)_files/frown.gif)

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