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From BonsaiKitten.com:

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At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.

Practical Considerations
At Bonsai Kitten, we are happy to take care of all the little details and simply deliver to you a fully shaped kitten according to your specifications. However, for those who have applied for and received the appropriate Bonsai Kitticulture permits from the U.S. government, we are happy to provide details of the procedure to those who want to start from "scratch"! There are three main requirements that must be considered when making a Bonsai Kitten:

Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!

I am VERY happy that this is a joke. Althrough the idea is... interesting. :P

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Have u made any graemlins? in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Alorael:
—Alorael, who wonders if Drakey bans Spanish along with all languages but French. That seems a little unfair...
No it doesn't... :P

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know any good rpg's like avernum? in General
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Yes, Arcanum is a great game. Other great RPG's are the Baldur's Gate series, the Fallout series, Planescape: Torment...

Also, if you have registered BoE, there are tons of good scenarios out there. You can't have played them all. :P

And Emjay, welcome to Spiderweb! We need more Swedes here. ;)

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know any good rpg's like avernum? in General
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Age of Wonders is more like a strategy game than a RPG. In my opinion, it sucks.

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The ever classic "what did you have for dinner" topic in General
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Mmmmm, chili...

I had a weird potato thing with beef for lunch.

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Bye, TGM! Hopefully you will still be at AIM.

And Lone Flame, <insert bad words that would get me banned here>!!

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Avatars were never a problem for me, since my IE stored the graphics on my computer. I only needed to wait ONCE for them to load (the first time, when they wern't on my computer).

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:) :P ;) in General
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OMG, TGM finaly posted a picture of himself!

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WHEE!!!

[ Tuesday, May 13, 2003 07:00: Message edited by: Boeing ]

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Because so many people do this.... in General
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http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=000475

Enjoy.

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Now that's something I would like to see; A normal TGM! :P

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Please, TGM, why such harsh words? :P

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Sweden-Finland 6-5.

You lose, TGM.

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quote:
Originally posted by 1098 - 2286:
No, BoEing, you don't, since I know where you live.
Oh really?

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I love you too, Alec. :P

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Well, it's not like I am studying finnish. (I know maybe 5 words :P )

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Um... Yes, I think so. (My finnish is GRAET!! :P )

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I surely has. I see hikkinen hirvi everywere. :P

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TGM serious? What has happened to the world? ;)

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I have to agree with Order MAge here. I mean, the Finns are almost my neighbours! :P

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Short answer: Yes.

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IMAGE(http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/smilies/sleepy.gif) I didn't hear that. ;)

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Drakefyre, I demand you to ban yourself.. in General
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Scorp, do you know what an "Edit" button is? :P

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

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Good music in Nethergate
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Just e-mail him at spidweb@spiderwebsoftware.com

I don't think that anyone here knows Jeff personally.

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Oh, come on everybody! It would be fun!

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